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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2865 on: November 02, 2015, 03:05:28 pm »

Seriously?
Yep, D and T respectively. :P (I mean they aren't on the table, but they do get at least semi-common use).
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2866 on: November 02, 2015, 03:34:26 pm »

What kind of shoes do artists wear?

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« Reply #2867 on: November 02, 2015, 04:46:26 pm »

Muonium has a chemical symbol as well. Mu.
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« Reply #2868 on: November 03, 2015, 06:00:26 am »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2869 on: November 04, 2015, 05:47:42 am »

Why did the bar hire Randolph Carter?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2870 on: November 04, 2015, 06:00:10 pm »

What walks first on four legs, then on two, then on three?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2871 on: November 06, 2015, 09:49:22 pm »

Why is my penis hypothetically infinitely large?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2872 on: November 06, 2015, 10:24:12 pm »

Why is my penis hypothetically infinitely large?
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That was a terrible joke and belongs in the thread.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2873 on: November 06, 2015, 10:25:46 pm »

Yes. Yes it was.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2874 on: November 06, 2015, 10:36:04 pm »

I don't like civil war jokes. Why?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2875 on: November 07, 2015, 08:18:25 am »

Why is popcorn unreliable as an operating system? It tends to go into kernel panic.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2876 on: November 07, 2015, 12:44:18 pm »

I don't like civil war jokes. Why?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2877 on: November 07, 2015, 01:42:54 pm »

I don't like civil war jokes. Why?

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Hey now, it's his right to tell jokes. Don't deny him his rights, or he might secede from the forum.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2878 on: November 07, 2015, 03:12:15 pm »

Psh. You just wanna free him so you have another soldier for the cause.
You do cotton on, don't you.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #2879 on: November 07, 2015, 04:37:03 pm »

An excerpt from someone's answer at my history exam at school:
"...Bolsheviks have promised the people to restore serfdom".
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