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Author Topic: Terrible Jokes  (Read 663033 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3105 on: January 18, 2016, 01:13:57 am »
What did one geologist say to the other while admiring a fault line?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3106 on: January 18, 2016, 01:39:53 am »
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3107 on: January 18, 2016, 04:38:59 am »
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3108 on: January 18, 2016, 05:26:07 am »
That pink thing at the third part has a worrying shape.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3109 on: January 18, 2016, 09:01:34 am »
Quote from: hector13 on January 17, 2016, 06:01:24 pm
Quote from: scrdest on January 17, 2016, 04:54:42 pm
Quote from: hector13 on January 17, 2016, 03:13:54 pm
The bassing shark.
I think you meant the least musical one :P

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Is it worth pointing out it took the bassist over an hour to get get offended?  ;D
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3110 on: January 18, 2016, 09:09:03 am »
Quote from: a1s on January 18, 2016, 09:01:34 am
Quote from: hector13 on January 17, 2016, 06:01:24 pm
Quote from: scrdest on January 17, 2016, 04:54:42 pm
Quote from: hector13 on January 17, 2016, 03:13:54 pm
The bassing shark.
I think you meant the least musical one :P

:o

I will take offence for bassists everywhere.
Is it worth pointing out it took the bassist over an hour to get get offended?  ;D
I'm not a bassist :P I just realise the offence.

I'm also not going to check the thread every 30 seconds :P
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3111 on: January 19, 2016, 06:18:18 am »
Quote from: hector13 on January 18, 2016, 09:09:03 am
Quote from: a1s on January 18, 2016, 09:01:34 am
Quote from: hector13 on January 17, 2016, 06:01:24 pm
Quote from: scrdest on January 17, 2016, 04:54:42 pm
Quote from: hector13 on January 17, 2016, 03:13:54 pm
The bassing shark.
I think you meant the least musical one :P

:o

I will take offence for bassists everywhere.
Is it worth pointing out it took the bassist over an hour to get get offended?  ;D
I'm not a bassist :P I just realise the offence.

I'm also not going to check the thread every 30 seconds :P
Ah, having a life (that gives you something more interesting to do than checking every 30 seconds) was a pretty good clue that you are not a bassist.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3112 on: January 19, 2016, 09:19:31 pm »
What would Superman's real name be if he was the (villain) antagonist of Death Note?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3113 on: January 20, 2016, 03:41:13 am »
What do you call a donkey with a spear in his eye?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3114 on: January 20, 2016, 09:20:11 am »
What's the worst joke of all time?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3115 on: January 20, 2016, 09:29:15 am »
Quote from: Sentient Bowtie on January 20, 2016, 09:20:11 am
What's the worst joke of all time?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3116 on: January 20, 2016, 10:26:23 am »
Two teenagers:

1: "Hey, how's it going?"
2: "I was in the woods yesterday, and found a big canister of high-quality moonshine."
1: "Cool. What'd you do with it?"
2: "Well, since I'm underage, I did the responsible thing and poured it all on the ground and threw the canister away. What would you have done?"
1: "The same as you. Lied."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3117 on: January 21, 2016, 03:14:34 am »
What do baby skeletons color with? OleCRAYONons.

What bone's connected to the mouth bone? The TROM-bone!
- Here's another instrument related one: What instruments did the band of skeletons play? The BONEgos, the tromBONE, the xyloBONE, and the... internal organ. Ba-dum tss.

What did the skeleton say when they carpooled with their skeletal friend? "I guess you could say we're carpals now."

Why was the object the skeleton was grabbing for out of their radius? They were missing the lower part of their arm!

whoops i am no good at coming up with jokes
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3118 on: January 21, 2016, 03:30:50 am »
Well, it IS the terrible jokes thread. Its kind of expected.
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3119 on: January 21, 2016, 03:34:21 am »
But they're not even the funny kinda terrible i cry
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