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H4zardZ1

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3180 on: February 26, 2016, 08:10:24 am »



What do you call it when it is so dark that you can only see the light from the west?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3181 on: February 26, 2016, 08:13:06 am »

What do you call it when it is so dark that you can only see the light from the west?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3182 on: February 26, 2016, 09:23:03 am »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3183 on: March 03, 2016, 06:43:30 pm »


The Flintstones called. They want their joke back.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3184 on: March 20, 2016, 05:26:06 pm »

A woman visits her shrink, and complains that she's a control freak.
The shrink tells her not to worry, because all women are control freaks.
She then complains about being insecure.
The shrink tells her not to worry, because all women are insecure.
She tells him that she's not sure whether she's reassured or insulted by this.
The shrink says not to worry, because all women are indecisive.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3185 on: March 20, 2016, 11:26:17 pm »

So, uh...when are you going to give us the punchline?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3186 on: March 21, 2016, 09:32:31 am »

So, uh...when are you going to give us the punchline?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3187 on: March 21, 2016, 09:48:24 am »

So, uh...when are you going to give us the punchline?

I'm trying to make a joke about the punch line  as a queue for a forced late abortion operation, but I can't arrange the words right. Have my idea and be creative.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3188 on: March 21, 2016, 10:43:16 am »

I'm trying to make a joke about the punch line  as a queue for murder, but I can't arrange the words right. Have my idea and be creative.

How about "I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown, but was late to the punchline"?

Or here's a criminal prank: ask someone if they wanted to get in line to hear a joke. If they say "yes"- sucker punch them, saying "sorry, but this is the punch line".
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3189 on: March 21, 2016, 06:04:22 pm »

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« Reply #3190 on: March 27, 2016, 06:17:14 am »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3191 on: March 27, 2016, 07:03:42 am »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3192 on: March 27, 2016, 07:15:29 am »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3193 on: March 27, 2016, 07:27:57 am »

Well, y throwght abowt a spellyng joke. Take a look at thys sentence:

Yow should thynk abowt swappyng some letters wyth somethyng else.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3194 on: March 27, 2016, 10:18:30 am »

Ny.
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