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IcyTea31

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3195 on: March 20, 2016, 11:26:17 pm »

So, uh...when are you going to give us the punchline?
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« Reply #3196 on: March 21, 2016, 09:32:31 am »

So, uh...when are you going to give us the punchline?

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« Reply #3197 on: March 21, 2016, 09:48:24 am »

So, uh...when are you going to give us the punchline?

I'm trying to make a joke about the punch line  as a queue for a forced late abortion operation, but I can't arrange the words right. Have my idea and be creative.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3198 on: March 21, 2016, 10:43:16 am »

I'm trying to make a joke about the punch line  as a queue for murder, but I can't arrange the words right. Have my idea and be creative.

How about "I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown, but was late to the punchline"?

Or here's a criminal prank: ask someone if they wanted to get in line to hear a joke. If they say "yes"- sucker punch them, saying "sorry, but this is the punch line".
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3199 on: March 21, 2016, 06:04:22 pm »

Why did the dirty limerick have to live off of food stamps?
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« Reply #3200 on: March 27, 2016, 06:17:14 am »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3201 on: March 27, 2016, 07:03:42 am »

And then people wonder why children grow up to be superficial.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3202 on: March 27, 2016, 07:15:29 am »

"Remember kids, don't judge a book by its cover. And make sure you avoid people with tattoos, they're nothing but trouble."
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3203 on: March 27, 2016, 07:27:57 am »

Well, y throwght abowt a spellyng joke. Take a look at thys sentence:

Yow should thynk abowt swappyng some letters wyth somethyng else.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3204 on: March 27, 2016, 10:18:30 am »

Ny.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3205 on: March 27, 2016, 10:50:04 am »

Where do you want that shrubbery?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3206 on: March 27, 2016, 10:51:54 am »

Y'm swre he'll have yt wherever yow pwt yt.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3207 on: March 27, 2016, 11:17:15 am »

Let's take thys jawke a step hygher, and alsaw thynk awn haw these spelling jawks wawrk.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3208 on: March 27, 2016, 11:19:55 am »

Human brain is lazy, so long as the first and last letters of the word are in the correct spot, and there is the right number of letters, you'll read the word as it was intended. Substituting letters works on more or less the same basis, you just need to properly look at the words that don't have the right number of letters in them to figure out what they were.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #3209 on: March 27, 2016, 11:32:48 am »

How? 'alsaw' 'haw' 'awn' and the simple 'yt' and 'ys'



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