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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4245 on: February 14, 2019, 09:45:25 am »

Q: When is a door not a door?
A: When it's ajar.
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« Reply #4246 on: February 15, 2019, 12:58:54 am »

The Great Gatsby really redeemed itself in my eyes near the end and I discovered that the entire book was an elaborate lead-up to a women drivers joke.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4247 on: February 15, 2019, 04:24:35 pm »

It's a bit raw but I came up with this one, after reading up on the subject:
Q: Why didn't the British give Israel to Jews after World War I?
A: Because Palestine was mandatory.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4248 on: February 15, 2019, 05:58:19 pm »

Reminds me of Hitler's joke to Goering
Hitler: Knock knock
Goering: Who's there
Hitler: Tojo
Goering: Tojo who
Hitler: Tojo he would bomb pearl harbour

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4249 on: February 23, 2019, 04:01:13 pm »

What do you call a phobia of Jewish people?

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EDIT: Found a sign that was advertising a local restaurant's V-Day special.

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Valentine's Day Special!

Bring your girlfriend and get 10% off!

Bring your wife and get 15% off!

Bring both and eat for free!

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4250 on: February 25, 2019, 05:29:17 am »

[quote from the Minecraft joke book]
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4251 on: February 25, 2019, 09:39:42 pm »

Seven men walk into a bar in Topeka, Tennessee:

A lover, a hater, a fighter, a coward, a hero, a villain, a man and a monster.

The bartender says "Is this some kind of joke?"

And I say "No, I'm just getting lunch. But I hear that a lot".

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4252 on: February 25, 2019, 11:35:59 pm »

[quote from the Minecraft joke book]

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« Reply #4253 on: February 26, 2019, 06:59:46 am »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4254 on: February 26, 2019, 07:01:44 am »

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4255 on: February 26, 2019, 07:34:18 am »

Sounds like your balloon has a leak there, Dwarfy.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4256 on: February 26, 2019, 05:23:18 pm »

That's a nice balloon you have there. It would be a shame if something were to happen to it...

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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4257 on: February 26, 2019, 05:44:30 pm »

That's a very creepy post, Bumber.
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« Reply #4258 on: February 27, 2019, 03:18:01 am »

What do you call a creeper who's carrying TNT?
It doesn't matter - he will be blown to smithereens!

~our lord and saviour, the minecraft joke book
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4259 on: February 27, 2019, 05:31:03 am »

It is given that u and w are expressions in x, u' and w' are their respective derivatives, and the constant of integration, c,  is equal to zero.
What is the integral of f(x)= u'wu + uw'u + uwu' with respect to x?
uwu
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