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Kagus

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4335 on: August 06, 2019, 02:13:44 pm »
Incorrectly spelled backwards is "sdrawckab"


EDIT: Aw c'mon man, that one's got layers! Like an ogre!

SometimesYyouOreallyUjustBneedItoGreadGbetweenAtheYlines...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4336 on: August 18, 2019, 08:55:06 pm »
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on August 04, 2019, 03:35:12 pm
That particular play on words is well-used. Though kudos for knowing what craic is - I didn't know it was particularly well spread as a term.
Well, I've heard/read it from various different sources over the years. The most recent source of inspiration was watching (London)Derry Girls on Netflix, though.
I don't think I'd realised quite how it was pronounced, before, haha.





Did you see on the news how the Norwegian government has started putting barcodes on all their battleships, to confirm their identity when they return to port? Yeah, it's pretty high-tech, nobody's used that sort of technology before. It's so they can Scandinavian.


(Paraphrased version of a terrible joke a friend hit us with one night a while back. Entirely deadpan. Perhaps I just don't know the guy too well, but I was caught entirely off-guard.)
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4337 on: August 19, 2019, 09:41:00 am »
I don’t have a joke right now, but this bread’ll be fun to watch, I might have some thread for lunch, in the form of a sandwich
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4338 on: August 19, 2019, 10:57:14 am »
I would complain, but I can't say you've posted in the wrong place...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4339 on: August 19, 2019, 11:28:46 am »
Yes, terrible jokes is the name of the thread, it wasn’t particularly funny but I thought I’d post something not completely mundane
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4340 on: August 19, 2019, 12:59:58 pm »
It's what keeps us alive!


The only way to really give 110% at the gym is to take hyperbolic steroids.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4341 on: August 20, 2019, 10:02:25 am »
Does this belong here? This belongs here.

I am a terrible person and want this on a shirt (tell the Polish side to pronounce the text).
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4342 on: August 20, 2019, 10:09:28 am »
Quote from: Kagus on August 20, 2019, 10:02:25 am
Does this belong here? This belongs here.

I am a terrible person and want this on a shirt (tell the Polish side to pronounce the text).
I like this, it’s funny
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4343 on: August 20, 2019, 10:14:49 am »
Quote from: Kagus on August 20, 2019, 10:02:25 am
(tell the Polish side to pronounce the text).
The Google Translate's machine voice does the pronunciation pretty much spot-on.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4344 on: August 20, 2019, 10:27:42 am »
Quote from: Il Palazzo on August 20, 2019, 10:14:49 am
Quote from: Kagus on August 20, 2019, 10:02:25 am
(tell the Polish side to pronounce the text).
The Google Translate's machine voice does the pronunciation pretty much spot-on.
It's what I used for trying to get the correct pronunciations of stuff when I was in Poland! I was kinda surprised by how high-quality the voice sounded (Google's voices vary wildly in quality from language to language), and everything seemed to match what the other pronunciation guides were saying, so I figured... Why not? It's probably better than me trying to work it out on my own, heh.


But then I got the idea to torture it with my horrible misusage of Polish phonetics, and... Yeah. That's my kinda souvenir.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4345 on: August 26, 2019, 02:37:33 pm »
Taco Bell -> Tacorrhea
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4346 on: August 30, 2019, 08:23:47 am »
Man: "It's a bird! It's a plane!"

Optometrist: "..."

Optometrist: "E"
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4347 on: September 10, 2019, 01:04:45 pm »
What did the sugarcane say to her sugar daddy?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4348 on: October 03, 2019, 01:22:21 pm »
It's more of a terrible idea, but:

A cyberpunk anime about a cyborg/investor named Arbitrage III.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4349 on: October 14, 2019, 09:22:23 am »
I have a joke character written down, but I don't remember the joke anymore.

My notes say "A magician named Todd A". Wait, I just figured it out as I was writing this. I was pronouncing A wrong.
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