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Kagus

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4380 on: January 10, 2020, 07:58:37 am »

The American phrase for such thinking is "Your mind's in the gutter", whereas the Norwegian term is "You're thinking suitcase".

Norway is, therefore, professional and agile when it comes to such necessities.

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« Reply #4381 on: January 10, 2020, 08:45:07 am »

(Also I thought it had something to do with the lowercase "h" looking a bit like the one little stick is getting a BJ from the other little stick)

I believe you are speaking of 2012, not just an h j
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« Reply #4382 on: January 10, 2020, 08:48:40 am »

(Also I thought it had something to do with the lowercase "h" looking a bit like the one little stick is getting a BJ from the other little stick)
I thought the vertical line had a flaccid "third leg", ehehe. im an adult

The American phrase for such thinking is "Your mind's in the gutter", whereas the Norwegian term is "You're thinking suitcase".

Norway is, therefore, professional and agile when it comes to such necessities.
Haha, nice! Very "mature" one could say.
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« Reply #4383 on: January 11, 2020, 06:18:04 am »

Speaking of one's head being in the gutter, I saw "Dark Wood", a location in Diablo 2.

I'm almost disappointed in myself for thinking it was a dick joke as soon as I entered it and saw "Entering The Dark Wood" pop up on screen.
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« Reply #4384 on: January 13, 2020, 08:32:46 am »

Speaking of one's head being in the gutter, I saw "Dark Wood", a location in Diablo 2.

I'm almost disappointed in myself for thinking it was a dick joke as soon as I entered it and saw "Entering The Dark Wood" pop up on screen.

In Soviet Diablo, ...


Edit: https://twitter.com/Satellite_09/status/1216254608500117505
« Last Edit: January 13, 2020, 09:51:33 pm by Iduno »
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« Reply #4386 on: January 15, 2020, 08:40:19 am »

This hurts me. This hurts me deep down.

Punning on 2 words at once is pretty masterful.
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« Reply #4387 on: January 15, 2020, 10:26:29 am »

This hurts me. This hurts me deep down.

Punning on 2 words at once is pretty masterful.

That's like the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac, who used to lie awake at night wondering whether there really is a dog.

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« Reply #4388 on: January 15, 2020, 01:08:14 pm »

This hurts me. This hurts me deep down.

Punning on 2 words at once is pretty masterful.

That's like the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac, who used to lie awake at night wondering whether there really is a dog.

Yes, but also opposites. One is describing what those words mean, and one is using irony (the words not having the expected literal meaning).
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« Reply #4389 on: January 17, 2020, 06:20:26 am »

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« Reply #4390 on: January 17, 2020, 06:40:01 am »

The label is blurry when I try to read it, what does it say other than FO Remove the label? I can’t read the black print because of the blurryness
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« Reply #4391 on: January 17, 2020, 06:42:57 am »

Its the kind of Frisbee you don't want to catch.
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« Reply #4392 on: January 17, 2020, 06:58:49 am »

The label is blurry when I try to read it, what does it say other than FO Remove the label? I can’t read the black print because of the blurryness

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« Reply #4393 on: January 17, 2020, 07:13:20 am »

The label is blurry when I try to read it, what does it say other than FO Remove the label? I can’t read the black print because of the blurryness

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« Reply #4394 on: January 17, 2020, 07:30:47 am »

Its like they don't want them to be thrown at people.
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