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methylatedspirit

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4545 on: January 01, 2021, 05:34:14 am »

If you stored a bunch of CDs and DVDs, which all have the same Buddhist-themed distro of Linux on them in your basement...
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crazyabe

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4546 on: January 20, 2021, 02:37:04 am »

A teen walks into a bar...
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Magmacube_tr

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4547 on: January 20, 2021, 08:51:20 am »

yo
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4548 on: January 20, 2021, 05:03:37 pm »

yo
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4549 on: January 31, 2021, 07:51:08 am »

Why do communists only drink herbal tea?

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crazyabe

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« Reply #4550 on: January 31, 2021, 08:36:32 am »

A priest, a pedophile and a con artist walks into an orphanage...

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4551 on: February 11, 2021, 10:10:41 am »

Why was a man sentenced to death after dropping a small piece of cheese?

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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

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Rolan7

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4552 on: March 07, 2021, 06:35:26 pm »

Quote from: Phal on Discord
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4553 on: March 08, 2021, 07:19:50 am »

What's the difference between a brick wall and your mother?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4554 on: March 15, 2021, 11:54:48 am »

I can just link this here and it'll work, I think...
It's a video with sound of someone explaining their ideal mad-science experiment if all morals are out the window.
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4555 on: March 30, 2021, 09:14:42 pm »

What did the frustrated cannibal do?
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