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Author Topic: Terrible Jokes  (Read 646906 times)

Kagus

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4560 on: December 20, 2020, 10:37:16 am »

At least it doesn't kill you. :P

Considering how difficult it is to actually *kill* someone in Fallen London, this is neither surprising nor necessarily an upside.

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« Reply #4561 on: December 20, 2020, 04:01:21 pm »

Why did the sapling join the army? It was infant tree.
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4562 on: December 31, 2020, 04:06:31 pm »

Which Ancient Greek had the best sight?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4563 on: January 01, 2021, 03:30:34 am »

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
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« Reply #4564 on: January 01, 2021, 05:34:14 am »

If you stored a bunch of CDs and DVDs, which all have the same Buddhist-themed distro of Linux on them in your basement...
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« Reply #4565 on: January 20, 2021, 02:37:04 am »

A teen walks into a bar...
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4566 on: January 20, 2021, 08:51:20 am »

yo
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« Reply #4567 on: January 20, 2021, 05:03:37 pm »

yo
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4568 on: January 31, 2021, 07:51:08 am »

Why do communists only drink herbal tea?

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4569 on: January 31, 2021, 08:36:32 am »

A priest, a pedophile and a con artist walks into an orphanage...

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4570 on: February 11, 2021, 10:10:41 am »

Why was a man sentenced to death after dropping a small piece of cheese?

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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Rolan7

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4571 on: March 07, 2021, 06:35:26 pm »

Quote from: Phal on Discord
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This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

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« Reply #4572 on: March 08, 2021, 07:19:50 am »

What's the difference between a brick wall and your mother?
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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4573 on: March 15, 2021, 11:54:48 am »

I can just link this here and it'll work, I think...
It's a video with sound of someone explaining their ideal mad-science experiment if all morals are out the window.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274761428605468672/820122385230463036/d49a242909c000ee1c47bb7dd6f4d38c.mp4
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No justice: no peace.
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This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

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Re: Terrible Jokes
« Reply #4574 on: March 30, 2021, 09:14:42 pm »

What did the frustrated cannibal do?
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