so yeah at first we had a MASTER who was the MASTER of the UNIVERSE and shit
the whole point of the game was to defeat the MASTER and become the next MASTER i already forgot how this was meant to work but i guess i went for a klingon promotion
and then gwg went ahead and turned out to be averagely manly while summoning a german tank (it was probably crew-included) and scapheap was bloody useless during this time and master went ahead and chilled
then gwg fixed the tank because it was fucked apparently then nothing of note happened other than the tower getting a new skylight courtesy of donuts' big fucking laser
and then the tank died, rip in tower tank o7 also donuts killed themselves o7
77i'd like to give a shoutout to my bro george apricots, rip in space fellow scientist
rest rip in space o7
7777and knight tiger, that one guy that gwg summoned from his own sequel (it died already, HA HA Ha) threw ice cream at the MASTER but nobody cared about him so he went ahead and relaxed while the tophats sung (they're a band you dunkass)
and then the tower got kicked in the snout to establish status of almost structural collapse and the guards died courtesy of tophat (the player, you dunkass) and shit and the MASTER got annoyed because someone tried to kill him and that guy sucked at it gog
DAMM did they suck
and then the tower died o7
777777 and then the MASTEr was horrible at killing persus so they both slapped themselves for being horrible jesus christ how horrible also knight tiger done went and stucked
and persus flew and tophat (the player, you dunkass) killed the last guard o7
77777777 and the tower collapsed
again killing gwg o7
7777777777 and the master got shot in the snout establishing bullet wounds by donuts who got a gun out of
hammerspace fuck if anyone knows, not even hammerspace is responsible
knight tiger decided the tophats (the band, dunkass) were too cool for this shit and attempted to remove them from the premises but failed at it horribly, everyone is horrible fuck why aren't we in a cavern you deserve rocks dropped on you
and then i were so awesome at knapping that i summoned a mob of angry knappers who were jealous of my
MAD SKILLZ haww yee go me
and tophat got a shortsword of fucking nothing +0 to plot relevance
shit scapheap got out of the tower's rubble (rip tower, greatest ally) and beat up the tophats (still the band, get it yet (dunkass)) and one brave tophat ((you should get it by now gogdamn) continued singing because he's too fucking awesome to stop
You meant Alex MASON, right? Well anyways, you become Dragovich at the wrong time. Seems Alex Mason is after you. Angry Alex Mason has arrived!] this shit happened
you guys remember mason? he's crying like a bitch in the corner, carry on citizens
and tophat climbed the corse of the tower (rip tower, greatest ally) and the MASTER recalled that nobody ais attacking him so he went gogDAMM these dunkasses have no idea what they're doing and brought in like fikve fucking imperial soldiers how do you getp oorere than that i do not even this entire concept is the MASTER some sort of cheese-filled pantyhose
LOOK AT THAT THING GO
the big boss sent msf soldiers after donuts because he decided donuts is a quality bullet inspector and the bullets are to be presented at high acceleration tol his face because the bulllets MUST ACELERATE (this was in a rtd i wanted to join recently so yeah ffs went and stopped it before i actually got ikn and now i'm stealing his acceleration deal with it scrub) so yeah gwg became a sentient hammer and nobody really gave two shits because loki went deaf and shit
and persus finally summoned some alex, fuck i don't know even a blind chicken gets a seed or shit like that and then the alexes replicate because they had enough of his shit after like ten seconds and the msf squad presendts bullets to the donuts at GOTTAGOFAST speed and go back to the big boss to receive bacon and fuck what do msf squass receive for going fats so donuts became the big boss and it was him and the big boss was confused because itw as him but also donuts ?
??
but donuts!bigboss had a counter and that is how i know that he didn't post here and the other bigboss who is actually the boss told the soldiers to kill the counterboss oh and the angry knapper mob did something like blowing up a planet destroyer before it arrived because they have a fucking cruiser now and someshit
or did he
fuck
oh and the tophats (if you don't know who they are yet there's no hoep for you) sang depressing shit so
i'll link yuo to what i were listenign to while writing this entire recap (on loop but fuck linking the looper it's tool much noise)
the MASTER is now sleepin
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