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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
- 44 (80%)
BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED
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Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 154936 times)

da_nang

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #360 on: December 21, 2012, 03:06:46 am »
>ASSIMILATE THE BORG INTO MY COLLECTIVE
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"Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow."
Ceterum censeo Unionem Europaeam esse delendam.
Quote from: NRDL on September 29, 2012, 04:44:31 am
Future supplanter of humanity.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #361 on: December 21, 2012, 09:48:21 am »
>Try previous action again.
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It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.
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<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon

Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #362 on: December 21, 2012, 02:22:26 pm »
TURN INTO NUCLEAR EXPLOSION.
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Slayerhero90

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #363 on: December 21, 2012, 09:37:21 pm »
BANANA.
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Corai

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #364 on: December 21, 2012, 09:40:36 pm »
GO TO THE COUNTER AND SAY I'M HERE TO VISIT ADOLF HITLER. IF THIS FAILS, FIGHT MY WAY TO HIM.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #365 on: December 31, 2012, 01:16:12 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on December 20, 2012, 08:16:16 pm
>Obtain gloves of runnig urgently.
>Run. Urgently.
(2) AS SOON AS YOU EQUIP THEM A SCOUT FLANKS YOU BEFORE PLANTING TWO FAN SHOTS INTO YOU.
Quote from: Persus13 on December 20, 2012, 08:16:43 pm
(lots of 2s) Hold up sign saying "will kill other players for food"
(2) YOU WOULD, BUT YOU FORGOT HOW TO WRITE.
Quote from: Vorthon on December 20, 2012, 08:17:59 pm
Throw warpshoes at something
(3) THEY HIT THE WALL, THEN LAND ON THE GROUND WITH A THUMP.
Quote from: Xantalos on December 20, 2012, 08:25:53 pm
Turn into Arnold Shwartznegger and drag work closer to me.
(4)YOU DRAG THE WORK SLIGHTLY CLOSER TO YOURSELF.
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 20, 2012, 10:52:31 pm
Keep thinking.
(1) YOU THINK SO HARD YOU HAVE A STROKE! (2) YOUR SIDEKICK BAWLS OVER YOUR CORPSE INEFFECTUALLY!
Quote from: da_nang on December 21, 2012, 03:06:46 am
>ASSIMILATE THE BORG INTO MY COLLECTIVE
(6) YOU BRING THEM INTO YOUR COLLECTIVE. THEN THEY, BEING MANY TIMES MORE NUMEROUS THAN YOU, OVERTHROW AND ASSIMILATE YOU.
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 21, 2012, 09:48:21 am
>Try previous action again.
(4)YOU GO TO MEDIEVAL SIBERIA.
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on December 21, 2012, 09:37:21 pm
BANANA.
(1) YOU ARE DEAD. NOT BIG SUPRISE.
Quote from: Corai on December 21, 2012, 09:40:36 pm
GO TO THE COUNTER AND SAY I'M HERE TO VISIT ADOLF HITLER. IF THIS FAILS, FIGHT MY WAY TO HIM.
(2) THEY TAZE YOU AS SOON AS YOU START TALKING ABOUT HITLER.

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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 5 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #366 on: December 31, 2012, 01:22:22 pm »
Teleport to work
Grab leader board and beat everyone else to death with it
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 5 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #367 on: December 31, 2012, 01:25:06 pm »
Oh fuckies. Respawn as spy with deadringer and continue on my merry way.
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The Age of Man is over. It is the Fire's turn now

Vorthon

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 5 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #368 on: December 31, 2012, 01:28:26 pm »
Summon Mephistopheles, sell soul in exchange for being teleported to work.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 5 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #369 on: December 31, 2012, 01:33:38 pm »
Come back to life. Reveal great idea for the game I had while in the afterlife's waiting room. Try to implement it after backing up the game.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 5 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #370 on: December 31, 2012, 02:22:01 pm »
>Try previous action again.
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It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.
Quote from: 2016 Election IRC
<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon

Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 5 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #371 on: December 31, 2012, 04:15:13 pm »
You missed my action!
No matter the roll, REND THE UNIVERSE ASUNDER
OR SUMMON CTHULHU IF NOT SUCCESFULL.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 5 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #372 on: December 31, 2012, 04:56:50 pm »
ALRIGHT THAT'S IT.

PUT ON A TURTLE LICKER HAT AND ABOLISH WORK ALTOGETHER
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da_nang

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 5 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #373 on: January 01, 2013, 02:10:45 pm »
>OVERPOWER THE BORG THROUGH POLITICAL SHENANIGANS AND REASSIMILATE THEM BACK
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"Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow."
Ceterum censeo Unionem Europaeam esse delendam.
Quote from: NRDL on September 29, 2012, 04:44:31 am
Future supplanter of humanity.

Persus13

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 5 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #374 on: January 01, 2013, 02:32:20 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on December 20, 2012, 08:16:43 pm
Hold up sign saying "will kill other players for food"
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