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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
- 44 (80%)
BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED
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Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 152185 times)

Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #555 on: March 24, 2013, 02:28:00 pm »

Who knows? The action might actually help with something.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #556 on: March 24, 2013, 03:06:17 pm »

KNIT
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #557 on: March 24, 2013, 03:34:30 pm »

SHIT. PINCH CHEEK, STAB TV TO ESTABLISH PROGRAMMES

E: oh god i wondered where this post went
« Last Edit: March 24, 2013, 04:00:21 pm by LordSlowpoke »
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #558 on: March 24, 2013, 08:05:43 pm »

>KEEP TRYING UNTIL IT WORKS!!!!
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Onyxjew944

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #559 on: March 24, 2013, 08:16:53 pm »

FINISH MY CONQUEST OF THE PLANET!
FORTIFY EUROPE!
SPEHS MARHEENS!
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #560 on: March 29, 2013, 08:39:24 pm »

MAKE BLACK HOLE BOMB. THEN DETONATE IT.
Why must everyone try to destroy the universe?

Impede action without destroying the world.

Gain a bonus to impeding actions.

(2) PHYSICS DENIES YOU.(5) 3 TURNS, GO MOFO, GO!
Conquer the world by BUYING EVERYTHING.
(6) YOU ESTABLISH A TOTAL CORPORATOCRACY, WHICH GOES WELL UNTIL THEY REVOLT AND KILL YOU.
KNIT
(1) YOU DO KNOT!
SHIT. PINCH CHEEK, STAB TV TO ESTABLISH PROGRAMMES

E: oh god i wondered where this post went
(2) THE FEAR IS SO POWERFUL, YOU CAN'T EVEN DEFECATE. (5) THANK GOD... SAFETY. FOR NOW. (6) THE PROGRAMMES ARE BAD.
>KEEP TRYING UNTIL IT WORKS!!!!
(5) YOU SUCCEED AT WHATEVER YOU WERE TRYING.
FINISH MY CONQUEST OF THE PLANET!
FORTIFY EUROPE!
SPEHS MARHEENS!

(4) PLANET CONQUESTED. (6) EUROPE IS TURNED INTO A GIANT FORTRESS. SO FORTRESSED IN FACT, THAT A PLUMBER BREAKS IN, SMASHES ALL THE INTERIOR GUARDS, AND JACKS YO PRINCESS. (1) YOU ARE KILLED FOR HERESY.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #561 on: March 29, 2013, 08:40:56 pm »

PULL KNOT OUT, ACCIDENTALLY REVEALING THAT WE'VE BEEN IN A GIANT SWIMMING POOL THE WHOLE TIME AND I JUST PULLED THE PLUG
« Last Edit: March 29, 2013, 11:28:46 pm by Xantalos »
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #562 on: March 29, 2013, 09:37:08 pm »

Figure out how to save the world.

Do so.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #563 on: March 29, 2013, 11:02:21 pm »

(Yes!  The action to prevent everyone else from winning was victorious!)

>Create a field that prevents time travel unless the time travel is sanctioned by me.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #564 on: March 30, 2013, 08:04:50 am »

Make a Spaceship to save world with.
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Onyxjew944

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #565 on: March 30, 2013, 10:50:52 am »

Respawn as a human made entirely of red matter. This red matter is on fire.
Turn the planet into a geothermal reactor.
Use the power to build a Dyson Sphere.
Use that power to establish a new world order and ascend to god-hood.
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #566 on: March 30, 2013, 01:58:47 pm »

(Yes!  The action to prevent everyone else from winning was victorious!)
We still all know who won...
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #567 on: March 30, 2013, 02:02:29 pm »

(Yes!  The action to prevent everyone else from winning was victorious!)
We still all know who won...
What were you doing anyway?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #568 on: March 30, 2013, 02:04:44 pm »

(Yes!  The action to prevent everyone else from winning was victorious!)
We still all know who won...
What were you doing anyway?
When?
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #569 on: April 08, 2013, 04:46:49 pm »

THE FOG IS THE KEY TO THE CURRENT TRAFFIC JAM

IT MUST BE ANNIHILATED FOR THE GOOD OF MAN

...LET'S HAVE A SANDWICH BEFOREHAND THOUGH
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