Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Poll

CONTINUE?

THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
- 43 (79.6%)
BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED
- 11 (20.4%)

Total Members Voted: 54


Pages: 1 ... 35 36 [37] 38 39 ... 53

Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 70364 times)

Xantalos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Your Friendly Salvation
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #540 on: March 18, 2013, 08:19:59 pm »

RISE UP TO NIRVANA TO THE TUNE OF BLACK CHOIR MUSIC
Logged
Sig! Onol
Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
Quote from: Toaster
((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

GreatWyrmGold

  • Bay Watcher
  • Sane, by the local standards.
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #541 on: March 18, 2013, 08:25:09 pm »

>KEEP TRYING UNTIL IT WORKS!!!!
Keep impeding until he gives up!

Also get some sort of large stone tablet or something.


Hey, misko, Cass, care to help?
Logged
Sig
Are you a GM with players who haven't posted? TheDelinquent Players Help will have Bay12 give you an action!
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

Xantalos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Your Friendly Salvation
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #542 on: March 18, 2013, 08:28:36 pm »

>KEEP TRYING UNTIL IT WORKS!!!!
Keep impeding until he gives up!

Also get some sort of large stone tablet or something.


Hey, misko, Cass, care to help?
SEND JOLLY FRIAR TO IMPEDE ZANZETKEKEN
Logged
Sig! Onol
Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
Quote from: Toaster
((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

GreatWyrmGold

  • Bay Watcher
  • Sane, by the local standards.
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #543 on: March 18, 2013, 08:31:33 pm »

>KEEP TRYING UNTIL IT WORKS!!!!
Keep impeding until he gives up!

Also get some sort of large stone tablet or something.


Hey, misko, Cass, care to help?
SEND JOLLY FRIAR TO IMPEDE ZANZETKEKEN
Thank Xantalos.

...What if I roll a 1?
Thank you.
Logged
Sig
Are you a GM with players who haven't posted? TheDelinquent Players Help will have Bay12 give you an action!
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

Tavik Toth

  • Bay Watcher
  • Oh dear....
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #544 on: March 19, 2013, 11:41:10 am »

SEND IN BUSTER MACHINE 3!
Logged

LordSlowpoke

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #545 on: March 19, 2013, 11:46:57 am »

SHIV THE WALLS
Logged

Vorthon

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 50% more pointless rambling!
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #546 on: March 19, 2013, 11:57:24 am »

Expand my business; become a multinational megacorp.
Logged

Drago55577

  • Bay Watcher
  • Я красивая девушка
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #547 on: March 21, 2013, 12:39:23 am »

>Send slave army to take over Russia
>Cover Russia in !!SCIENCE!!
>Use !!SCIENCE!! to build tanks
>Attack random person
Logged

Rip goat, more loli
I think I've been sigged more times as a result of my comments in this thread than I have in most of my other activity on these forums. 
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=147430.100 Rate the signature of the person above you! Please play.

Tavik Toth

  • Bay Watcher
  • Oh dear....
    • View Profile
Logged

Spinal_Taper

  • Bay Watcher
  • The sparkles are because I'm fabulous, of course.
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #549 on: March 24, 2013, 12:22:10 pm »

>Civil war! Immediately seize their outer territories, break through their lines before they even know what happened!
Oh, and send a contingent to help GWG and whatever.

(5,3)WITH A FEW QUICK TACTICAL MANEUVERS, YOU CRUSH THEM, DRIVING THEM BACK TO THEIR CENTRAL REGIONS. ALSO, A FEW GUYS DRUNKENLY STUMBLE OVER TO GWG.
Continue playing High-Stakes Risk. Now with actual consequences.
(5)HEIL ONYXJEW, CONTROLLER OF EUROPE.
RISE UP TO NIRVANA TO THE TUNE OF BLACK CHOIR MUSIC
(1)BUDDHA SMACKS YOU DOWN. NIRVANA HOG.
>KEEP TRYING UNTIL IT WORKS!!!!
Keep impeding until he gives up!

Also get some sort of large stone tablet or something.


Hey, misko, Cass, care to help?
(2vs2+1+2) YOU FALL ON YOUR FACE. THE DRUNK GUYS SLAP HIM AROUND A LITTLE, THEN THE FRIAR SITS ON HIM.
>KEEP TRYING UNTIL IT WORKS!!!!
Keep impeding until he gives up!

Also get some sort of large stone tablet or something.


Hey, misko, Cass, care to help?
SEND JOLLY FRIAR TO IMPEDE ZANZETKEKEN
(5) HELP ACHIEVED.
SEND IN BUSTER MACHINE 3!
(4)IT BUSTS THE EVERYTHING.
SHIV THE WALLS
(4)YOU STAB THE WALL. IT SCREAMS AND DIES. YOU LOOK AROUND. YOU'RE IN A RED MAZE. YOU LOOK AT YOUR SELF. YOU ARE A JAPANESE GIRL. HELLO MADOTSUKI.
Expand my business; become a multinational megacorp.
(4)SHIT EXPANDS.
>Send slave army to take over Russia
>Cover Russia in !!SCIENCE!!
>Use !!SCIENCE!! to build tanks
>Attack random person

(1)THE SLAVES REVOLT AND SLAUGHTER YOU AND YOUR ILK.
LEADERBOARD:
XANTALOS
GWG
MISKO
Logged

Tavik Toth

  • Bay Watcher
  • Oh dear....
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #550 on: March 24, 2013, 12:40:25 pm »

MAKE BLACK HOLE BOMB. THEN DETONATE IT. NEAR SUPEMASSIVE BLACKHOLE IN CENTER GALAXY.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2013, 02:00:10 pm by Tavik Toth »
Logged

GreatWyrmGold

  • Bay Watcher
  • Sane, by the local standards.
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #551 on: March 24, 2013, 01:32:29 pm »

MAKE BLACK HOLE BOMB. THEN DETONATE IT.
Why must everyone try to destroy the universe?

Impede action without destroying the world.

Gain a bonus to impeding actions.
« Last Edit: March 24, 2013, 02:27:34 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
Logged
Sig
Are you a GM with players who haven't posted? TheDelinquent Players Help will have Bay12 give you an action!
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

Vorthon

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 50% more pointless rambling!
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #552 on: March 24, 2013, 01:42:22 pm »

Conquer the world by BUYING EVERYTHING.
Logged

Tavik Toth

  • Bay Watcher
  • Oh dear....
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #553 on: March 24, 2013, 02:00:32 pm »

MAKE BLACK HOLE BOMB. THEN DETONATE IT.
Why must everyone try to destroy the universe?

Impede action without destroying the world.

Gain a bonus to impeding actions.


there.
Logged

GreatWyrmGold

  • Bay Watcher
  • Sane, by the local standards.
    • View Profile
Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #554 on: March 24, 2013, 02:26:29 pm »

MAKE BLACK HOLE BOMB. THEN DETONATE IT.
Why must everyone try to destroy the universe?

Impede action without destroying the world.

Gain a bonus to impeding actions.

there.
Better.
Logged
Sig
Are you a GM with players who haven't posted? TheDelinquent Players Help will have Bay12 give you an action!
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.
Pages: 1 ... 35 36 [37] 38 39 ... 53