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Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 88082 times)

Onyxjew944

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #600 on: April 25, 2013, 05:40:51 pm »

Explode violently.

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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #601 on: April 25, 2013, 08:41:11 pm »

Use my teeth to MANUALLY REMOVE XANTALOS'S SPINE. Because he is to blame for something going horribly wrong.
It's only manually if you use your hands.

You're removing his spine dentally.


Attach other end of chains to inside of TARDIS.
Take assistant and I back to the moment before Xantalos was born.
Give Xantalos's parents $100 and give Xantalos to nicer parents so he doesn't grow up to be so insane, saving the world and one poor eldritch abomination.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #602 on: April 25, 2013, 08:46:04 pm »

Use my teeth to MANUALLY REMOVE XANTALOS'S SPINE. Because he is to blame for something going horribly wrong.
It's only manually if you use your hands.

You're removing his spine dentally.


Attach other end of chains to inside of TARDIS.
Take assistant and I back to the moment before Xantalos was born.
Give Xantalos's parents $100 and give Xantalos to nicer parents so he doesn't grow up to be so insane, saving the world and one poor eldritch abomination.
Why are you giving me $100? I am my parents.
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Demdemeh

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #603 on: April 25, 2013, 10:25:27 pm »

So if I were to say, "It's not you, Xantalos! It's your kids!" that would be an oxymoron?
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #604 on: April 25, 2013, 10:29:21 pm »

So if I were to say, "It's not you, Xantalos! It's your kids!" that would be an oxymoron?
'It's not you, Xantalos! It's ... you!'
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Eotyrannus

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #605 on: April 26, 2013, 09:45:54 am »

Use my teeth to MANUALLY REMOVE XANTALOS'S SPINE. Because he is to blame for something going horribly wrong.
It's only manually if you use your hands.

You're removing his spine dentally.


Attach other end of chains to inside of TARDIS.
Take assistant and I back to the moment before Xantalos was born.
Give Xantalos's parents $100 and give Xantalos to nicer parents so he doesn't grow up to be so insane, saving the world and one poor eldritch abomination.

WELL I SHALL JUST HAVE TO GROW HANDS ON MY TEETH, THEN, WON'T I???
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Onyxjew944

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #606 on: April 26, 2013, 03:12:28 pm »

WELL I SHALL JUST HAVE TO GROW HANDS ON MY TEETH, THEN, WON'T I???
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #607 on: April 26, 2013, 04:24:43 pm »

WELL I SHALL JUST HAVE TO GROW HANDS ON MY TEETH, THEN, WON'T I???
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #608 on: April 26, 2013, 05:07:57 pm »

WELL I SHALL JUST HAVE TO GROW HANDS ON MY TEETH, THEN, WON'T I???
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #609 on: April 28, 2013, 05:05:26 pm »

>SUMMON HONEY BADGER LOCATION: ZANZETKUKEN'S INNARD

>Change target to Xantalos.
[/quote](4vs3) IT SPAWNS BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.
Whip out my smart-phone and start googling myself.
(3) NO RESULTS FOUND. AW...
Did, did I just accidentally beat the crap out of chuck norris? Hm.

USE FORCE OF WILL TO MAKE IMAGINATION REALITY BECOME THE CASSANDRA RIDING ALDUIN!
HAVE MY BITCH, AKA CHUCK NORRIS, HELP!

(6) CASSANDRA RIDING ALDUIN LANDS ON YOU.
Use my teeth to MANUALLY REMOVE XANTALOS'S SPINE. Because he is to blame for something going horribly wrong.
(5) YOU CAREFULLY DISSECT HIS SPINE.
ESCAPE TO Culture-verse!
(3) YOU ESCAPE. TO YAOI CULTURE-VERSE
>Return to the future
>Reason that I should be on the leader-board, since I am the leader of my own company, and therefore have already arrived at work.
(3) YOU SIT STILL. IT'S THE FUTURE. (5) I WOULD, BUT THE LEADER-BOARD DOESN'T QUITE WORK THAT WAY.

What I miss? Nothing important I imagine.

infiltrate secret base containing kentucky fried chicken recipe
(4) INFILTRATED AND STUFF. THAT BETTY WHITE COSPLAY OUTFIT FINALLY CAME IN HANDY.
Continue about my day obliviously.
(3) YAY... IT'S DROLL...
Explode violently.

((I love how if I get a 1, I implode. If I get anything but a 2 I get some kind of destruction here.))
(5) EXPLODED AND STUFF.
Use my teeth to MANUALLY REMOVE XANTALOS'S SPINE. Because he is to blame for something going horribly wrong.
It's only manually if you use your hands.

You're removing his spine dentally.


Attach other end of chains to inside of TARDIS.
Take assistant and I back to the moment before Xantalos was born.
Give Xantalos's parents $100 and give Xantalos to nicer parents so he doesn't grow up to be so insane, saving the world and one poor eldritch abomination.
(4) ATTACHED. (3)YOU'RE ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE PLANET. (5)YOU G-G-G-GO FAST! And steal someones child before switching it in the nursery.
LEADERBOARD:
XANTALOS
GWG
MISKO
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #610 on: April 28, 2013, 05:15:28 pm »

>Return to the future
>Inquire what must be done to get on the leaderboard
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GrizzlyAdamz

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #611 on: April 28, 2013, 05:34:37 pm »

MAYBE PROXIMITY WILL IMPROVE MY CHANCES!
BECOME THE CASSANDRA THAT CRUSHED ME LAST TURN!
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #612 on: April 28, 2013, 07:01:01 pm »

Grab my own spine
Use spine-wielding skills squired in YAFB to whirl spine around fast enough to become spine helicopter man
Roflspinecopter throughout the universe
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #613 on: April 28, 2013, 09:28:33 pm »

Raise Xantalos to be a nice kid, maybe a doctor or scientist or something, rather than a horrible, omnicidal eldritch abomination.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« Reply #614 on: April 29, 2013, 08:49:05 am »

To real Culture-verse.
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