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Author Topic: Spearbreakers: the RTD-- Officially closed  (Read 26169 times)

Dr.Propz

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Re: Spearbreakers: the RTD-- Turn 1: the Beginning of the End
« Reply #30 on: November 23, 2012, 10:14:05 pm »
Throw my mug hoping a spike hits the obsidian heart

Does me being drunk affect my ability to aim :P
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Re: Spearbreakers: the RTD-- Turn 1: the Beginning of the End
« Reply #31 on: November 23, 2012, 10:16:56 pm »
... DAMMIT I would've had the perfect response to that. Well maybe not the perfect response or even the worst one but certainly the most entertaining one.
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Quote from: Wwolin on May 06, 2012, 11:17:42 am
I (somehow) wield a marble coffin that i fill with the corpses of all I have slain (to make an already heavy object even heavier) in one hand, and the other holds a book made out out of fucking platinum. The book can crush skulls, and the coffin grows ever stronger and now that is has a few dead dragons in it, it sends people flying a mile backwards to explode in a pile of gore. Gore which I then place into the coffin,

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Re: Spearbreakers: the RTD-- Turn 1: the Beginning of the End
« Reply #32 on: November 23, 2012, 10:22:54 pm »
"The gods of battle may have forsaken me, but I am a priest of the snow and ice!"
Pray that the blood rain above the spawn freezes into jagged crimson hail.
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Quote from: Tsuchigumo550 on December 31, 2012, 08:00:16 pm
I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: Spearbreakers: the RTD-- Turn 1: the Beginning of the End
« Reply #33 on: November 23, 2012, 10:23:14 pm »
Quote from: Dr.Propz on November 23, 2012, 10:14:05 pm
Throw my mug hoping a spike hits the obsidian heart
He's a true Spearbreakers dwarf. Mugs as weaponry. I like.

Quote from: Splint on November 23, 2012, 10:12:41 pm
I feel the need to say this now that I think about it: Spearbreakers is growing. Soon it shall consume all.
... I agree.

Dude. Ninja'd.

Quote from: Wwolin on November 23, 2012, 10:22:54 pm
"The gods of battle may have forsaken me, but I am a priest of the snow and ice!"
Pray that the blood rain above the spawn freezes into jagged crimson hail.
... how much do you know about their anatomy?
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Splint

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Re: Spearbreakers: the RTD-- Turn 1: the Beginning of the End
« Reply #34 on: November 23, 2012, 10:25:31 pm »
Maybe a spike of frozen blood will cripple one or two of them.
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Re: Spearbreakers: the RTD-- Turn 1: the Beginning of the End
« Reply #35 on: November 23, 2012, 10:29:23 pm »
Cripple? maybe. Incapacitate, though? That's the important thing.
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Re: Spearbreakers: the RTD-- Turn 1: the Beginning of the End
« Reply #36 on: November 23, 2012, 10:32:03 pm »
Hey, they become much less threatening when thier legs don't work.
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Re: Spearbreakers: the RTD-- Turn 1: the Beginning of the End
« Reply #37 on: November 23, 2012, 10:34:07 pm »
Quote from: Wwolin on November 23, 2012, 10:22:54 pm
"The gods of battle may have forsaken me, but I am a priest of the snow and ice!"
Pray that the blood rain above the spawn freezes into jagged crimson hail.

...

self preservation never was a high priority in this game
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Re: Spearbreakers: the RTD-- Turn 1: the Beginning of the End
« Reply #38 on: November 23, 2012, 10:37:41 pm »
Quote from: Talvieno on November 23, 2012, 10:29:23 pm
Cripple? maybe. Incapacitate, though? That's the important thing.
That's the idea. I can't really pierce their hearts very well without a weapon, so I've just gotta do what I can. Maybe a bloodsicle will get lucky and shatter the heart though.
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Quote from: Tsuchigumo550 on December 31, 2012, 08:00:16 pm
I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: Spearbreakers: the RTD-- Turn 1: the Beginning of the End
« Reply #39 on: November 23, 2012, 10:38:16 pm »
Quote from: Wwolin on November 23, 2012, 10:37:41 pm
Quote from: Talvieno on November 23, 2012, 10:29:23 pm
Cripple? maybe. Incapacitate, though? That's the important thing.
That's the idea. I can't really pierce their hearts very well without a weapon, so I've just gotta do what I can. Maybe a bloodsicle will get lucky and shatter the heart though.

(Which is why Idem is protecting you.)
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Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: Spearbreakers: the RTD-- Turn 1: the Beginning of the End
« Reply #40 on: November 23, 2012, 10:49:57 pm »
I'm hoping to get in another turn tonight, but not counting on it. turns will probably be every other day

Quote from: Wwolin on November 23, 2012, 10:37:41 pm
Quote from: Talvieno on November 23, 2012, 10:29:23 pm
Cripple? maybe. Incapacitate, though? That's the important thing.
That's the idea. I can't really pierce their hearts very well without a weapon, so I've just gotta do what I can. Maybe a bloodsicle will get lucky and shatter the heart though.
6) the dagger goes right through the spawn, all the way around the world and imbeds itself into your back, piercing the heart. -100 HP
XD
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Re: Spearbreakers: the RTD-- Turn 1: the Beginning of the End
« Reply #41 on: November 24, 2012, 04:13:25 am »
Draw dagger, do not get involved.

(( Come on lol 1 damned turn and my hunter is already virtually defenseless. Why was he carrying his bow unstrung when we've been getting attacked all the time? ))
« Last Edit: November 24, 2012, 04:19:00 am by mesor »
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Re: Spearbreakers: the RTD-- Turn 1 prep
« Reply #42 on: November 24, 2012, 10:02:58 am »
Quote from: Splint on November 23, 2012, 09:48:20 pm
Animals tend to not last long around Speearbreakers anymore. Plus if there'd been ambushes by various monsters, then Id imagine they got eaten by said monsters. Or maybe they scamppered into the fort while your back was turned.
We just arrived, but the point of the cats scampering ahead makes sense.

And, um...RUN AWAY! BACK TO THE GROUP!
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Re: Spearbreakers: the RTD-- Turn 1: the Beginning of the End
« Reply #43 on: November 24, 2012, 12:37:35 pm »
Quote from: mesor on November 24, 2012, 04:13:25 am
Draw dagger, do not get involved.

(( Come on lol 1 damned turn and my hunter is already virtually defenseless. Why was he carrying his bow unstrung when we've been getting attacked all the time? ))
... because.
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Splint

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Re: Spearbreakers: the RTD-- Turn 1: the Beginning of the End
« Reply #44 on: November 24, 2012, 01:05:01 pm »
Because being so close to the fortress you didn't think you'd need a weapon ready, since there are clearly tales of the fortress having at least two squads of some of the dealiest dwarven warriors since Syrupleaf's fall on permawatch.

Incidently, Deadliest Dwarven Warrior would probably be a pretty funny take on Deadliest Warrior.
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