Look for nearest weapon, and take it. If there are none nearby, charge at Corsair and
flying side kick him in the face! If I do fined a weapon, use it on Corsair.
((WHAT THE HELL MAN!))
Follow tamara upstairs quickly while applying presure and ask if she could stop me bleeding out if tamara can't say "Cainthalsaz Je-real" if she can say "cainthalsaz rothon" at a resonably far away wall after moving a bit away from tamara and if anyone approaches before I am healed or in any menacing manner say "Cainthalsaz rothon" at them.
Look for nearest weapon, and take it. If there are none nearby, charge at the first player I see and
flying side kick him in the face!
Addendum to my turn.
If this guy is nearby, follow the below steps:
- Find him.
- Place my hand on his face.
- Profit.
I love being made of solid fire. I do need more points...
[Royce dex:4]
[Corsair dex:4]
[Bobo dex: 4+2]
(These dice, I swear)
Bobo, seeing no weapons around, decides to just do a double footed flying kick into Corsair's confused, bleedy armed face.
[Dex:2+2]
[corsair dex:2]
[bobo str:3-1]
[corsair end:1]
Well, the flying kick doesn't go quite as planned. Bobo leaves his feet a bit to spread apart and as a result ends up delivering a flying crotch attack instead. He and Corsair go down in a pile of awkward failure.
As Corsair and Bobo roll in a pile of unintentional intimacy Royce, the human George Foreman Grill, Runs down stairs and attempts to give Bobo a flaming bitchslap.
[Royce dex:5]
[bobo dex:6+2]
Bobo manages to disentangle himself and roll out of the way as Royce drives a burning punch into the stone.
"Oh, fuck... You didn't need those, did you? Bone-claw inducing genetic mutations are best left to professionals, I guess...
Repair Steve's hands.
[will:4+1]
[goro dex:6-1]
The bone shards jutting from steve's hands explode out of the ruined flesh and fly across the arena directly toward Goro. But they miss as he, showing uncharacteristic speed, leaps to the side and they shatter against the wall.
wait for hands to be repaired. Flee if royce moves towards me at all.
You collapse to the ground, screaming this time, as the bones explode out of your hands.
"THIS ISN'T WHAT REPAIR MEANS! THIS ISN'T WHAT REPAIR MEANS AT ALL!"
"I can't promise this will go correctly, but... I'll try..."
Gently raise the staff'o'bloodletting, and focus on my new bodyguard.
Try to make him stop bleeding.
[will:1]
[corsair will:4-1]
You completely fuck the hell up but luckily Corsair's will is great enough that he can prevent your idiot magics from taking effect.
"Get out of my head, jerkass!"
*splat*
"Sorry, dude!"
One of these days I'll beat him in a dex roll so I can do that same action I sent long ago
[Will:4+2
[Null will:6+3
(First you'll have to beat this mind control.)
You hear yourself speak words, but you can't tell what the are.
[pot:5+2]
[Royce dex:3]
[Corsair dex:1]
[Bobo dex:6+2]
A burst of arcane energy explodes out in all directions around you. Bobo manages to leap away in time but Corsair and Royce are swallowed up in the blinding multicolor detonation. Royce goes cartwheeling back, his left arm and leg annihilated by the blast, and corsair simply ceases to be.
[Corsair is dead. You gain a point.]
JOESPH SMUCK APPEARS ON THE SECOND FLOOR WEST STAIRSTamara Volk(
:Tsuchigumo550: Pool:6/8 (broken bone bow. Slightl glowing fungus kneepads.Left hand gone.)[third floor, south area.]
Joesph Smuck:Angle: pool 3/3: [second floor, west stairs]
Larry(2):wwolin: Pool 0/0: [Bone spear of the wind] [5th floor, one of the north pillars]
Royce:Onyxjew:Pool 2/2: (Left arm and leg gone. Body of Fire)[first floor, south stairs]
Goro:Uristdwarf: Pool:4/4 [fourth floor, North stairs]
Thrakor(22):Toaster: Pool:4/5 (Whole body made of arcane energy, fast.)[first floor, South stairs]
Bobo:Akingsquest: Pool:0/0 [first floor, south stairs]
(2)Steve:Unholy pariah: Pool:0/0 (Both hands Ruined)[fourth floor, north stairs]
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