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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 952376 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1905 on: January 28, 2013, 05:54:58 pm »
Come on people!!
Die faster!!!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1906 on: January 28, 2013, 06:09:50 pm »
"Are. You. Fucking. Serious. I think a good quote fits here nicely,

'Oi! Jackass! Keep yer shit under control or I will feed you your own children!'

Oh, dad, eloquent as always."

Fix.

((Why is it arcane energy? Why is it always arcane energy?

Jack Sparrow references aside, how the hell do you protect against that shit?))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1907 on: January 28, 2013, 06:15:45 pm »
Come on, guys, why is it taking so long for you to kill everyone?

Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 28, 2013, 06:09:50 pm
((Why is it arcane energy? Why is it always arcane energy?

Jack Sparrow references aside, how the hell do you protect against that shit?))
Second answers the first. As to the second: Dodge faster. Or turn yourself into something gaseous or otherwise nonsolid.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1908 on: January 28, 2013, 06:17:43 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 28, 2013, 06:15:45 pm
Come on, guys, why is it taking so long for you to kill everyone?
No need to fear, Larry the Sadistic Dentist is here!
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Quote from: Tsuchigumo550 on December 31, 2012, 08:00:16 pm
I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1909 on: January 28, 2013, 06:22:38 pm »
I have an idea to block arcane energy, might be pretty cool to use
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1910 on: January 28, 2013, 06:43:47 pm »
...Put me back on that waitlist

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1911 on: January 28, 2013, 06:47:34 pm »
Scream, THATS WHAT YOU CALL ROLL TO DODGE BITCH! Then rip  Royce's throat out.

Damn, almost got me there. Run up stars and rip Unholy pariah's throat out.
« Last Edit: January 28, 2013, 06:53:47 pm by AKingsQuest »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1912 on: January 28, 2013, 06:49:38 pm »
No one tell him. No one tell him.

This next turn will be too funny.

Do not ruin this for me.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1913 on: January 28, 2013, 07:33:50 pm »
A slightly overwheight middle aged balding man appears. He stumbles for a moment in confusion, then looks shocked.

"Perplexicon? No, it can't be! I don't want to die!" He then looks panicked and runs up the staircase.

Go up to the top level, put my back against the wall, and say "Shareeb Caoncarthel" while waving my hands and imagining a wall between the two closest pillars.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1914 on: January 28, 2013, 07:54:36 pm »
I was honestly debating whether it would be better to wait until after I had the points, but lose most of the drama and hilarity of the statement, or to make a blunt and obvious reference to the stupidity of what he proposed.

The more comedically valuable choice won, as it always does.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1915 on: January 28, 2013, 08:22:02 pm »
Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 28, 2013, 06:49:38 pm
No one tell him. No one tell him.

This next turn will be too funny.
What did you expect to happen?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1916 on: January 28, 2013, 08:23:11 pm »
I took the liberty of updating the maps with my best estimation of where everybody is.

Spoiler: Maps (click to show/hide)

I think I got everything right...
« Last Edit: January 28, 2013, 08:25:39 pm by Angle »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1917 on: January 28, 2013, 08:29:50 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 28, 2013, 08:22:02 pm
Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 28, 2013, 06:49:38 pm
No one tell him. No one tell him.

This next turn will be too funny.
What did you expect to happen?
Exactly that.

I spent an entire character writing in a Scottish accent because I was allowed to make infinite booze-jokes and have every single motive be alcohol. I will gladly sacrifice one point I will likely get anyway for the sake of a facepalm.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1918 on: January 28, 2013, 09:10:27 pm »
Quote from: AKingsQuest on January 28, 2013, 06:47:34 pm
Scream, THATS WHAT YOU CALL ROLL TO DODGE BITCH! Then rip  Royce's throat out.

Damn, almost got me there. Run up stars and rip Unholy pariah's throat out.
Why me... dodge the grabby hands, trip my attacker and introduce his face and throat to my right foot... repeatedly

If i fail to dodge the grabby hands knee him in the balls then bring my forearms down on the back of his neck and knee him in the face.
« Last Edit: January 28, 2013, 10:37:39 pm by Unholy_Pariah »
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Quote from: Toaster on July 19, 2014, 07:24:58 pm
Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

Quote from: piecewise on February 03, 2013, 12:28:41 am
And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1919 on: January 29, 2013, 10:20:26 am »
Wait, do I gain a point or does Null gain a point that he can't actually use?  If the former, +1 Will because, while it's funny to see me blowing up people on his behalf, doesn't actually advance the cause.  I'd love to know what spell he used though.


"Get out of my head, jerkass!"

Same magical plan.  Also think about my butt to distract him
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Quote from: syvarris on December 27, 2015, 08:03:03 pm
HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
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