Oh bloody hell...
shake that which used to be my fist at wwolin, try to keep the transformation on track in a helpful direction, avoid non wwolin characters, defend self if necessary
I have no idea what you're talking about with that transformation thing, but when it comes to impotent rage, I'm you're huckleberry.
You shake your meaty mits at the cold hearted heavens and the asshole faced other people in this pit.
+1 will so that I can finally raise my bonus
"Now this is what I call excitement! Who do we get next..."
"Steve! I feel so goddamned awful about doing that to your hands. Focusing all of my power into one place does that sometimes. But now, I can spread it out... This might sting a bit, but it'll look damned awesome."
Make long chains of barbed bones similar to vertebrae sprout from Steve's handstumps to serve as whiplike tantacles.
Unless I'm attacked. Then do something ridiculously horrible like turning every bone in my attacker's body into a fine dust. Or blowing them away with wind if they lack bones.
Oh, so thats what he meant. Well, lets see if it succeeds.
[will: 3+2]
[steve will:3-1]
Two big ol' spiked spinal whips burst bloodily from the stumps of Steve's hands.
With a quickness, do things!
"That hurts a lot more now that I'm less... omnithermic."
Hope for the best.
[Derm dex:5-1]
[Royce dex:1]
You run over to royce and shout your word at him.
[pot:1+2]
[royce dex:3]
A rock about the size of a fist appears in mid air and lands on Royce. He grumbles about your insensitivity toward the plight of the disabled and mumbles his own words.
[royce pot:6+1]
Royce's entire body, or whats left of it, turns into an anthropomorphic whirl wind of sorts. It's kinda odd.
Stuff.
You hide behind your single wall, ignoring the fact that there are two big open spaces on the sides of the wall for people to come get you.
Seek cover. Say random words from the book!
"Talo Trialo!"
[pot:5]
A shimmering pair of legs appear behind you and then go flying off into the distance.
It's time to get to work... This is going to be very draining, but it's worth the words.
Focus intently, breathe deep, and then speak in a commanding voice-
Szaheeb Plu-Shastaron Karenthar Halthel Hobitaeod Zoth-Hareth No-Nohiem!
...
"Agh... barely able to... keep my eyes open..."
[pot:5+1]
A giant creature appears before you: it's a bipedal bear of sorts, 12 foot tall with distinctly humanoid aspects, especially in the way it carries itself. It's hands are more human then paw and body seems humanoid, though far larger, more muscled and stockier. It's head remains distinctly ursine however.
It sort of stares at you for a while before asking "What do you want?" in a low growling voice.
"Hah! My mind is no place for yours! Eat death!"
Cast at him!
[dex:6+4]
[Null dex:1+4]
[pot:1+2]
A beam of acid and bits of steel sort of dribbles out of your eyes onto the ground.
Null raises an eyebrow and points at the ground. His left arm glows.
[null will:6+3]
The stone on the floor of the arena jerks upwards and spells out, in big block letters, "YOU SUCK".
Tamara Volk(
:Tsuchigumo550: Pool:2/8 (broken bone bow. Slightl glowing fungus kneepads.Left hand gone.)[third floor, south area.]
Joesph Smuck:Angle: pool 2/3: [fourth floor, west stairs]
Larry(4):wwolin: Pool 0/0: [Bone spear of the wind] [5th floor, one of the north pillars]
Royce:Onyxjew:Pool 1/2: (Left arm and leg gone.Body of wind)[second floor, south stairs]
Derm:Derm: Pool:1/1 [Second floor, south stairs]
Thrakor(22):Toaster: Pool:3/5 (Whole body made of arcane energy, fast.)[first floor, South stairs]
Talos:Spinal: Pool:3/4 [third floor, south stairs]
(2)Steve:Unholy pariah: Pool:0/0 (Both hands Spiked, spinal whips)[fourth floor, north stairs]
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Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension (Read 952801 times)