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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 930278 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4590 on: April 29, 2013, 08:48:59 pm »

Summon stone-control ring, then head to the boar and:

If I succeeded in summoning the ring, will it's legs to fall off and lash it to the ground with vines.

If I didn't succeed, will it's tusks to perform brain-analogue surgery on itself.  Violently.

For now, Minion just interposes itself between me and hostiles, and only strikes if I'm attacked.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4591 on: April 29, 2013, 09:08:35 pm »

(( This looks hilarious and it's very well done. Can I be added to the waiting list? I will get a char sheet up some other time.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4592 on: April 29, 2013, 09:09:46 pm »

((There is no waitlist. Once you post your char, you're in.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4593 on: April 29, 2013, 09:17:31 pm »

((This is why I pointed out: Piecewise, remove the artifact waitlist from the OP.
Speaking of artifacts, I seem to recall you were parsing the words to make one from Dark Souls for someone. Did you ever finish that for them? Just curious.
Finally, Vakothu: Is, perhaps, this trying to fix yourself why you're in such a predicament now?))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4594 on: April 29, 2013, 09:21:10 pm »

((Stephen's still in the "Wait"list, for Aether's sake!))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4595 on: April 29, 2013, 09:38:27 pm »

((This is why I pointed out: Piecewise, remove the artifact waitlist from the OP.
Speaking of artifacts, I seem to recall you were parsing the words to make one from Dark Souls for someone. Did you ever finish that for them? Just curious.
Finally, Vakothu: Is, perhaps, this trying to fix yourself why you're in such a predicament now?))
((Yes, it is.  I originally had a chunk missing out of one of my arms and a missing leg, when I tried to summon gauntlets to enchant with the power to control rubber, my arms turned into immobile steel.  I summoned a object of rubber control (After several tries it turned out to be a staff.) and willed my missing leg to grow back, that worked.  I then succeeded at making my non-functional arms fall off, but when I tried to grow functional arms I got a will roll of 1, and that made my legs fall off.))
« Last Edit: April 29, 2013, 09:46:15 pm by Vakothu »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4596 on: April 29, 2013, 09:50:35 pm »

((It's hilarious that that makes perfect sense to me. I guess the worst that can happen is you try to will new arms/legs, and a roll of 1 makes them appear out of your sockets/orfices. Or it turns your lungs into legs. In which case, hello respawn, which is not TOO bad.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4597 on: April 29, 2013, 10:01:12 pm »

((It's hilarious that that makes perfect sense to me. I guess the worst that can happen is you try to will new arms/legs, and a roll of 1 makes them appear out of your sockets/orfices. Or it turns your lungs into legs. In which case, hello respawn, which is not TOO bad.))
((I decided it would be a good idea to turn myself into rubber and jump off the cliff, that's how I got wounded in the first place. :-[))
« Last Edit: April 29, 2013, 10:05:49 pm by Vakothu »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4598 on: April 29, 2013, 10:06:42 pm »

((It was a reasonable assumption. Just wrong.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4599 on: April 30, 2013, 09:29:39 am »

((There is no waitlist. Once you post your char, you're in.))

Oh, alright.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4600 on: April 30, 2013, 09:34:07 am »

You're two over.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4601 on: April 30, 2013, 09:52:49 am »

Woops, edit'd.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4602 on: April 30, 2013, 10:43:27 am »

((And now you're missing the Strength stat. And you're two points under. Ten points is what you get.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4603 on: April 30, 2013, 10:46:25 am »

Isn't it eight points?
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4604 on: April 30, 2013, 10:52:18 am »

It went from eight to ten with the addition of two new stats.
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