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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 951388 times)

Eotyrannus

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4695 on: May 04, 2013, 08:57:11 am »

Shower GWG in booze by repeatedly shouting Uristrat at him.

"YAAAY ALCOHOL FOR EVERYONE! Can we make gin out of this? Because that would be nice, I like gin."

"Gah! Can' ye see Ah'm trayin' tae work here?"
((What is this accent now?!?))

"You're speaking a dwarfish accent, therefore MORE BOOZE WILL MAKE YOU WORK BETTER! I HAVE THE BEST LOGIC."
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4696 on: May 04, 2013, 09:02:26 am »

"Ah'm not a dwarf, y'fool! Ah'm an--"

((Um...originally I was going to say "Englishman," because the character I based Stephen off of was, but now I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THIS ACCENT IS!))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4697 on: May 04, 2013, 09:04:11 am »

*SLAP* Replace two Uristrat with Garstopit.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4698 on: May 04, 2013, 09:05:07 am »

*SLAP* Replace two Uristrat with Garstopit.
Avoid the Garstopit.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4699 on: May 04, 2013, 09:07:19 am »

*SLAP* Replace two Uristrat with Garstopit.
Avoid the Garstopit.
USE MY TENTACLES TO FORCIBLY REMOVE HIS APPENDIX.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4700 on: May 04, 2013, 09:13:01 am »

*SLAP* Replace two Uristrat with Garstopit.
Avoid the Garstopit.
USE MY TENTACLES TO FORCIBLY REMOVE HIS APPENDIX.
Impede action.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4701 on: May 04, 2013, 09:33:21 am »

*SLAP* Replace two Uristrat with Garstopit.
Avoid the Garstopit.
USE MY TENTACLES TO FORCIBLY REMOVE HIS APPENDIX.
Impede action.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4702 on: May 04, 2013, 09:39:25 am »

*SLAP* Replace two Uristrat with Garstopit.
Avoid the Garstopit.
USE MY TENTACLES TO FORCIBLY REMOVE HIS APPENDIX.
((Is it safe to assume that the tentacles are made from poison-enhanced booze?))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4703 on: May 04, 2013, 09:47:36 am »

*SLAP* Replace two Uristrat with Garstopit.
Avoid the Garstopit.
USE MY TENTACLES TO FORCIBLY REMOVE HIS APPENDIX.
((Is it safe to assume that the tentacles are made from poison-enhanced booze?))

(That spell fizzled when I tried it, but that would be cool, yeah. I hope it IS poison-enhanced booze.)
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4704 on: May 04, 2013, 09:51:08 am »

Technically, alcohol IS poison, so it might just make the booze more potent.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4705 on: May 04, 2013, 09:52:26 am »

More X5 sand levitation
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4706 on: May 04, 2013, 10:28:14 am »

"...Err... That doesn't sound good." Glassco scratched his head. "Sparky. Go help John with whatever he's doing, either by protecting him or killing whatever he's attacking. Don't hurt John, or allow him to die. Got that? FLY MY PRETTY, FLY! 'Cause I still got work to do." Glassco gives a dismissive wave as the beetle hums into action, turning his head to the left then the right. "Right... So... Storm Rok huh... Mysterious word, show me your secrets!" Glassco attempts to use his mindy magic to learn what is what about the Storm Rok.

[Hopefully, Sparky can catch John when he dives out of the cave due to the black hole action going on. Also, Piecewise, can you send these awesome info gathering will roll stuff in PMs to me? It would be greatly appreciated. Also, do these will rolls count for upgrading the covenant?]

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4707 on: May 04, 2013, 10:41:25 am »

Avoid the growing uristat-garstopit-tenticle-apendix-gartopit+uristat issue that is brewing (YEAAA!..).
((BTW, sharing is caring, these words and runes have been used before soooo))

Alright, lets arm myself! "Szaheeb Prathoal!!"

IF it works, carve A16 in the ground with the pommel (or a sharp rock) of my smashy-stick and with B33!

Stick the [painful end] in the circle and activate!

ELSE (if the first roll is three or less) just say "Quielio Contallthelthel"


Hmm, while I'm at it, mind if I take a good look at that circle (particularly the runes) (eye-spy) being made over there?

((Not yet interested in taking sides, if anyone wants to do some short-term team science, send me a PM! Particularly word science, but I won't quite turn down runes.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4708 on: May 04, 2013, 11:30:03 am »

((For fun, I'm trying to see if there's some pattern between page 1 words and B runes (both materials), so that once I find the pattern, I only need to know a word to know the corresponding rune, and vice versa. I have found: It is NOT direct correlation by position, nor reverse position. Plant is the 23rd word, but it's rune is far from that. Crystal, the 31st word, is right up next to the plant rune. I'm going to try alphabetizing them soon, and other sorting methods, see if that reveals a pattern. More than likely, it's completely random, and there is no pattern, but I want to try.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Bear:1, Wizards:0
« Reply #4709 on: May 04, 2013, 11:38:53 am »

((I'm guessing random.))
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