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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 998981 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1935 on: January 30, 2013, 06:05:52 pm »

Because obviously having a -2 to strength would be nice when trying to carry random stuffs made from steel
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Come on guys! Kill two more people in the same turn so I can get back in, I hear it's easy to kill people with mangled limbs!
« Last Edit: January 30, 2013, 06:14:37 pm by javierpwn »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1936 on: January 30, 2013, 06:58:52 pm »

I see what you did there.

Crawl upstairs to the second floor.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1937 on: January 30, 2013, 09:30:14 pm »

Time to try again.
Name: Baba The Turtle.
Description: He is male, 4 feet tall, completely hairless and has green skin. He was left to die in
the woods, but a traveling circus found him, and they raised him as a turtle. Years of performing for
the unwashed masses has given him great endurance.
Strength: 0
Endurance: 8
Dexterity: 0
Potency: 0
Will: 0
Channeling: 0
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I'll try that if when my current Stephen dies.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1938 on: January 31, 2013, 12:53:12 am »

beat goro to death with my feet
[dex:3+2]
[goro dex:4-1]
[str:2]

You run up and kick Goro in the shin really hard.

"Ow, man. What the hell!" He shouts, rubbing his leg.

"Sorry, that was meant to kill you."

"Oh, well thats-WAIT A SECOND!"

If me and Derm died at the same time, who gets revived first?

Derm first because he posted to put him back in the list first.

Damn it.

Again!

Also, whats that wall made of?
Steel

[pot:4+1]

A big ol'wall of steel stretches out between two of the pillars.

+1 to will again

"I'm not going to lie, this murdering people with their own bones thing is pretty fun. I wonder if there are any action figures of me back home yet? Maybe I even have fans... maybe even GIRL fans..."

Be nice to the waitlisters by using bone magic (Fun fact: If death magic is called necromancy, then bone magic would be called osteomancy) to shatter Goro's skull.

[will: 6+1]
[goro will:4-1]

This is normally when Goro would make an end roll,but he has a -1 to it and you have a 6 + 1 and you hit is head so...

GORO HEAD ESPLODE

[You gain a point]

I see what you did there.

Crawl upstairs to the second floor.

You crawl on up to the second floor. It's not easy, but you manage it. This makes it doubly sad when your mark vanishes and your body reverts to flesh as soon as you get up there. You start spewing blood all over the place.

[Bleeding out: 2 turns]

This is just getting sad.

Try it again, damn it.
[will:4+2]
[null will:1+3]

You break free of Null's mind fuckery!


DERM APPERS ON THE SECOND FLOOR EAST STAIRS!





Tamara Volk(8):Tsuchigumo550: Pool:8/8 (broken bone bow. Slightl glowing fungus kneepads.Left hand gone.)[third floor, south area.]

Joesph Smuck:Angle: pool 1/3: [fourth floor, west stairs]

Larry(4):wwolin: Pool 0/0: [Bone spear of the wind] [5th floor, one of the north pillars]

Royce:Onyxjew:Pool 2/2: (Left arm and leg gone.)[second floor, south stairs]

Derm:Derm: Pool:1/1 [Second floor, east stairs]

Thrakor(22):Toaster: Pool:5/5 (Whole body made of arcane energy, fast.)[first floor, South stairs]

Talos:Spinal: Pool:4/4 [third floor, south stairs]

(2)Steve:Unholy pariah: Pool:0/0 (Both hands Ruined)[fourth floor, north stairs]

 


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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1939 on: January 31, 2013, 01:12:54 am »

Oh bloody hell...

shake that which used to be my fist at wwolin, try to keep the transformation on track in a helpful direction, avoid non wwolin characters, defend self if necessary
« Last Edit: January 31, 2013, 08:30:10 am by Unholy_Pariah »
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1940 on: January 31, 2013, 01:18:52 am »

+1 will so that I can finally raise my bonus

"Now this is what I call excitement! Who do we get next..."

"Steve! I feel so goddamned awful about doing that to your hands. Focusing all of my power into one place does that sometimes. But now, I can spread it out... This might sting a bit, but it'll look damned awesome."

Make long chains of barbed bones similar to vertebrae sprout from Steve's handstumps to serve as whiplike tantacles.
Unless I'm attacked. Then do something ridiculously horrible like turning every bone in my attacker's body into a fine dust. Or blowing them away with wind if they lack bones.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2013, 02:20:26 am by Wwolin »
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1941 on: January 31, 2013, 02:05:08 am »

((Id prefer that you not do full body transformations on me.... i dont want to wear my ribcage as a hat
Perhaps we could start small, like overfixing my hands until they end in six inch scythe claws

If you insist on a full body metamorphosis i demand something with less potential to make me explode into a fountain of gore, perhaps a bipedal dinosaur? *cough*Utahraptor*cough*))
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1942 on: January 31, 2013, 02:09:14 am »

((Id prefer that you not do full body transformations on me.... i dont want to wear my ribcage as a hat
Perhaps we could start small, like overfixing my hands until they end in six inch scythe claws

If you insist on a full body metamorphosis i demand something with less potential to make me explode into a fountain of gore, perhaps a bipedal dinosaur? *cough*Utahraptor*cough*))
((Gotcha. Although the thought of you being a freakish monster was too good to pass up. I'm not sure about turning you into a dinosaur, because while I can make your bones grow, I can't do anything about skin and muscle stretched over them, nor the blood that you'll lose when those inevitably are torn apart by the bone.))
« Last Edit: January 31, 2013, 02:17:30 am by Wwolin »
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1943 on: January 31, 2013, 07:28:33 am »

With a quickness, do things!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1944 on: January 31, 2013, 08:52:43 am »

I suggest killing the Derm, he is too powerful for his own good
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1945 on: January 31, 2013, 08:54:38 am »

Stuff.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1946 on: January 31, 2013, 11:11:17 am »

Seek cover. Say random words from the book!
"Talo Trialo!"
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1947 on: January 31, 2013, 11:14:20 am »

Seek cover. Say random words from the book!
"Talo Trialo!"
(pot:6)
Nothing happens
(I don't think it will work)
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1948 on: January 31, 2013, 11:16:46 am »

"Hah!  My mind is no place for yours!  Eat death!"

Cast at him!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #1949 on: January 31, 2013, 11:17:39 am »

Seek cover. Say random words from the book!
"Talo Trialo!"
(pot:6)
Nothing happens
(I don't think it will work)
((I dunno what it means. I'm just saying stuff. And Talo is the first 4 words of Talos' name, so maybe it will prove lucky for him.))
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