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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 965021 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2025 on: February 03, 2013, 12:54:50 am »

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2026 on: February 03, 2013, 12:55:33 am »

"Knowing you, I'm guessing the answer is something like 'his own power' or some such."


Go loot that scroll he dropped when he came in!  Read the damn thing at him.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2027 on: February 03, 2013, 12:59:21 am »

I wonder if you had a paper staff, if you could just make his book shred itself to pieces....

Or just dump water on him, making his book soggy, and letting the ink run...
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2028 on: February 03, 2013, 01:04:37 am »

Get the fuck outta there post haste
also +1 str

i cant believe i finally beat wwolin to a kill :D
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2029 on: February 03, 2013, 01:09:43 am »

I would say the best weapon to use against a Mage would be knowledge......
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2030 on: February 03, 2013, 01:31:19 am »

Best weapon to use against a mage is one that prevents them speaking and breaks their staves.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2031 on: February 03, 2013, 01:41:41 am »

The only thing I don't understand... Is why evryone(but Tsuchi, has used a staff to control things.....
Except wwolin, but he made Tsuchi create a spear....

Imma make myself an axe of controlling things......
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2032 on: February 03, 2013, 01:51:45 am »

"Hey, Tamara, it looks like your bear and my abomination are going to duke it out. As much as I like Steve, could you make me a servant to replace him if he dies? Maybe something made of bones. Made of bones... OH MAN! Oh, I'll give you the words for this great idea I have if you can make it for me. I've already got a spell worked out and everything! And no hard feelings if Steve kills the bearman, okay? Circle of life and all that..."

If I'm not attacked, use my spear to make a shield of wind around Steve to cushion blows.

If I am attacked, cause the attacker to sprout thousands of bone spikes... inside of their chest cavity.
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2033 on: February 03, 2013, 01:57:07 am »

...you know i can hear you right? Nice to know im valued...
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2034 on: February 03, 2013, 02:03:46 am »

...you know i can hear you right? Nice to know im valued...
"Don't worry Steve, it's only a backup plan if you get killed. And I'm putting a shield up around you to try and help you survive. Oh, and if you want to try something batshit insane, try controlling flesh, bone, or blood while in contact with the bear. It may seem like an insane plan, but you could always send one of your own ribs through its skull if it attacks you as a last resort."
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2035 on: February 03, 2013, 02:13:15 am »

Actually thats not a bad idea... maybe after i train my willpower some more
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2036 on: February 03, 2013, 07:33:22 am »

"Bollocks."

Word.



I have just gotten a new beautiful idea. Mildly idiotic, mind you, but what great ideas are not? I am writing these down.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2037 on: February 03, 2013, 11:03:59 am »

Oh god.
If it's (something) Land, then why do I expect that we're going to a HELL CARNIVAL?

Anyway, scribble down "bearman =/= instakill" in notebook, and conveniently forget to instruct bearman to stop.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2038 on: February 03, 2013, 11:20:05 am »

Stuff.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2039 on: February 03, 2013, 11:22:55 am »

Oh don't worry Angle, I'm just running upstairs to escape from the Derm, before he Derms me.....
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