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Author Topic: The Black Cat Brewery and the Ill Tower: Where blood can be boiled down to iron.  (Read 15682 times)

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I'm really sorry for the lack of updates. I'm moving at the moment and also quitting my job (which allows me to move), and so I have a lot of stuffs. I simply don't have time at the moment.

Because I'll be travelling around for the next couple weeks and will probably lack time, I'll try to update this week before wednesday. I can't make any promises. The latest I'll be able to update is right after July, when I'm back home in North America.

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No problemo.
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Wanted to buy some more boxes but totally forgot, so I have some free time. SO BAM


And the king did not keep word!
We needed many trees for that sword
Trusting goblins was just absurd
But we had to work for this goblin lord.

In a blink our mighty nation fell
For the devils with hearts made out of coal
Our armies disolved in a well.
Two thousand good elves in a single hole.

What came from the hole it was death,
An elven sword made from pure elven broth.
But one did so exhale breath:
The hammer holder dragged out of the froth.

Destroyed by guilt and grief and pain
The sorry smith was no more any man
The soldier was gone. Went insane.
He stood and the bloodshed again began.

With a single cut on his hand
For the smith it was already the end
Within a day he could not stand
To live by the sword it does not well lend.

It seeks blood. It needs blood, it does.
To it's victim's fate does it quickly fuse
That burn on your hand, as it was,
Was nothing more than a horrible bruise.

A single cut they say it takes
To bind two together to pay a tax
It asks and wants, it cries and aches
It could stop anyone in their tracks

I don't have much time, I mean I was just going to buy boxes. Buying boxes isn't some big deal that takes tons of time. So It's a little shorter today. Not much I can do about it. Better than nothing.

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Life is getting in the way of everything right now. I do not have any time at the moment for anything. 2 weeks and I'll be back home and will be able to update. Maybe I'll get an update in before then, but until then I think I can say this will be a tiny vacation thing. I will not let this die. It's gone too far to let this die.

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Yes! We can wait.
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I shall be writing more, so it is to say I'm back. A multitude of other things showed themselves, but no worries. I am back and I will bring words.

Wait wait wait. Well. This is nice and all,
But we're on a journey, a quest of sorts,
And we are in no place to stop and stall.

The elf queen, surrounded by wooden forts,
On a wooden throne in blue wooden shorts,
Let a very soft tear fall from her eye,
And smudged and washed the deep hued dimple dye.

"Please just give us that damned stick you're holding!
You're dwarves! You have hundreds more, better too!"
I just couldn't say no, I was folding.

"Okay." The crew gasped when they heard, I knew,
But there wasn't all too much I could do.
"It's  yours AFTER you give us proper aide
In the fight to kill those who made the blade.

And so twas a wrap. The queen was so pleased
She gave us the nicest beds in the land.
Soft they were, but our broken backs they eased.

Morül was restless, his sword in his hand
His worries were not of wars unmanned,
But the one reason for whom we were all here,
The princess of men from beyond the frontier.

Fuck. People are literally just walking in my house and greeting me. It took me hours of on an off sitting and talking to get out a couple stanzas.

At least I'm on vacation and will update tomorrow. At this point it's really just building momentum. Heck, I wanted to do more personal history stuff for exposition, but I know it'll just bring everything to a halt so I'll skip it. My goal isn't to get it done, but to wrap it up as a story.

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Well, I'll be watching the whole way.
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"Do you think she's alive? Has she been killed?"
Morül got emotional at the thought,
And his eyes suddenly with tears had filled.

"If they wanted her dead, we'd be for not,
They'd have killed her at the first chance they'd got."
There wasn't much I could say to him now
He just looked at me funny and furled his brow.

"You know, bard, you could be a tad blunter,
But you'd have some trouble cutting the air.
Your arrows would fall, were you a hunter.

Why are you here, bard, do you even care?"
Thuveg spoke, "Shut up, Morül, that ain't fair;
Without the bard here we'd be smashing rocks
And running into battle after socks.

Now, I got me a plan on what to we'll do,
And believe me, we could pull this one off!
And we could use the elves' help on it too!"

While old Morül just had to laugh and scoff
To the point where he would begin to cough,
The plan made sense, or, it made sense enough
If we played our cards right and knew to bluff.

I've spent many a ramen noodle soup dinner in front of an old movie thinking about this plan. It's fucking ridiculous, and more dwarven than any other way I could think of. The big problem is that the tower (because the princess is with the goblins and the goblins are in the tower, so the dwarves have to get to the tower) has walls that, at their thinnest are about 1-2 meters thick and are made out of granite. I did myself a favor by saying the tide came up to above the thinnest part of the tower so that it can't actually be seen most of the time, but it's still going to be a hard job.

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So I'd have updated earlier, but my power went out because fuck having dependable electricity. I had a couple beers (5) with friends, so I don't really feel like writing is going to be doable. Instead, I'm going to start the murder machines thingamajigger because yeah.

Well then.

Whatever.

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We will be watching. /X-Com guy

In serious, sorry about that.
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I will update tomorrow, but I have to go up norther where I don't even have electricity except for a couple solar panels. I wont have internet up there and will be away for two weeks. Thusly, I probably wont have an ability to update. I might bring my computer up so I can write, but I might not. Actually I will so that when I come back I can post a lot at once.

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Very well! Ehehehe.
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The next morning we rose with the gold sun
We took with us an elf who crafted bows
And told the elves what needed to be done

What did we then do? Well I'll have you know,
We headed to the coast where strong winds blow.
A spot where we could find the human ships.
Soon enough we could taste the salt on our lips

Soon enough we were again on the sea
My crew (not the ship's) stood on the gunwales
Their faces were green, but mine glowed with glee.

Their red eyes flowed like salty runnels
Their meals flowed through yellow toothy tunnels
But I felt great there, I rose in their fall
Like the rest of the sailors on the yawl.

In just a few days we found land again
Land that no dwarf had in hostory seen
It was a country of giants and men.

The trees were much taller, and much less green
And hung from them fruit which looked like citrine
Straight off by the king were we so greeted
And to strange new foods were we so treated

Fish, no, monsters, lay split on the table
With long blades for mouths and teeth like white knives
Things that fishers lie about in a fable

We'd never eaten like this in our lives.
The drinks were weak, but we would well survive
The king smiled, asked us if we had his child
When he heard our dumb plan, though, he was riled.

"I gave you my word that I'd give you help,
And so shall I do, but what do you need?
What can we here give you more than our kelp?"

"Your ships." I replied. "And sailors to lead."
"I'll supply our weapons" Morül decreed.
I'd forgot Morül was a general true.
Soon enough he would be an admiral too!

I know this is all supposed to be in a dwarf fortress universe, but I just can't grasp why dwarves and elves and goblins and giants and men would be different. My idea is that they're all sort of related. All of the races were the same at one point, but at another point a group of them were seperated and put on an island. The group on the island seperated to become giants and men. Giants being really large, and men just being large. Mutations and stuff. Back on the mainland, elves and dwarves are pretty much the same but in different climates and more reflect that. Goblins are also similar, but corrupted by their love for demons. I also don't think of humans being so much larger than dwarves. I mean, I don't see them as being as small as little people. More like, a tall dwarf is the size of a short man. The Bard is a tall dwarf, and only Midor is taller (because Midor is really strong and large). Sailors are, as I always seem to imagine them, rather short men. It's not really true, because I'm rather tall, but I always think of sailors as being stalky short guys. I just never really liked the idea of different groups of people (like dwarves and elves and men) looking all that different. I don't see a reason why dwarves should be especially short except for working in mines all the time. You know? It just doesn't make sense that they'd simply be significantly smaller to the point where there'd be no overlap in size. It's like, if they can interbreed (as we know from the threetoe story where the elf and goblin have a child, and goblins seem the farest from the groups of races), why would they be SO different?

I'm not sure. It's just blueh. They don't really seem so so different. Different species MAYBE, but probably just different races of the same species.

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I like your explanation of the species differentiation.
Quite a lot.
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so I spent an extra week away. Sorry bout that. Not much I could do about it. I couldn't write much either, sadly. Ya know. Shit happens. I DID see wolves. It was pretty dang dope. Saw a bear too, but bears are a little more common, and I was driving when that happened so it's a bit less thrilling.

So yeah.

That night I had crazy and vivid dreams
Of things which I had truly never seen
For once I stopped caring for mortal schemes

I dreamt of a far off place where grass was green
Where the sky was blue and the spring air was clean
A fort stood proud in the plains that made this land
It's walls clearly carved by the dwarven hand.

Yet it was in no place known to our kind,
It did resembled the black cat, but no,
It wasn't the place that stayed in my mind

Twas a man in a porcelain mask though,
And then a screaming flock of pitch black crow
The clouds turned a purple-indigo hue,
And then I saw a part of the dwarven crew.

Vath, in steel, kneeled in broken defeat
Curled the same way over his pitch black hound
The plains became now a putrid swampy peat

Accompanied by wings was pitch black sound,
Now shapes of soldiers appeared all around
The masked man pulled Vath from his friend
At this point, my string of nightmare did end.

At half past noon I rose from my lengthy bed.
Mörul watched as troops felled towering trees.
I fell down from sheets feeling half past dead.

Damor and the elf were both on their knees,
Drawing and holding paper in the breeze.
They were making giant crossbows of sorts.
Ballistae are smaller: those fit in forts!

O, these were truly large, but big enough?
They'd only get one chance to hit their mark,
But the walls of the tower were quite tough.

The iron bolts' head was the size of a shark
(that was last night's fish, I heard in remark)
One ship would hold it, one keep it steady,
One would have bolts for when it was ready.



There's more to the plan then just pulling the thing over with a couple brobdignagian ballistae on ships. If that was it, I'd never have mentioned the weak spot in the base of the tower ( because pulling the thing over from the base iz dum ).

Yeah. I liked having the time off. I felt like a lot of today's bits were better written than some other bits. I don't really think I'm too good a writer, but on a forum in the middle of nowhere on the internet, I don't think it matters. I mean, I particularly like the little bits like where I described how the crew was getting seasick, but you'd only know that had you read it in context, or how I used both crow and crew in the same stanza (I have a really rhyming "fetish." I hate words that don't rhyme perfectly, especially things like "Home" and "Alone." Those don't rhyme, but people rhyme M and N all the time. That's why I try to stay super faithful to rhymes. Slant rhymes are just awesome for me, it's like a whole new dimension I can torture myself over.) It's little things that I really enjoy.

But yeah. Giant, three boat ballistae. One to shoot, one to stabilize the shooting one, and one to hold the ropes and boats so that it can be pulled over. All three will help pull, and there will be many boats, but yeah. I mean, the tower is made out of granite and is super thick.

I don't think toppling the monster is going to be easy, and I am sure a couple of these boats are just going to collapse under the shear power of a giant ballista.
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