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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 200818 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1320 on: May 08, 2013, 08:23:11 pm »

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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1321 on: May 08, 2013, 11:06:45 pm »

>Annihilate Xantalos.  Painfully on his part.
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Y҉o̧u d́o͠ǹ't̶ ҉gét̴ ҉i̧ţ, dò y̨o͟u?̛ Yo̸u͘ ̀nev͡e͟r hav̷e.҉
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TopHat

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1322 on: May 09, 2013, 12:17:25 pm »

Sod the missiles. I'm sure that the tanks can just crush them. Literally.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1323 on: May 09, 2013, 12:20:32 pm »

THE PREVIOUS ACTION

DO IT RIGHT YOU INCOMPETENT SELF
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Fr0stByt3

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1324 on: May 10, 2013, 06:01:46 am »

Drop in out of nowhere.

"Good morning!..... Owwww..."
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1325 on: May 11, 2013, 12:53:37 pm »

BEGIN VICTORY DANCE
(4) You do. (4 vs. 2) You also knock out Zanzetkuken.

>Annihilate Xantalos.  Painfully on his part.
(2 vs. 4) He knocks you out as he dances.

"He was dead anyway. Oh and I have found the one who killed him in the first place. Now do whatever you want, I'm out of here."

head to Culture verse.
(4) You go there. Where is that?

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Accept!
You accept. God says From now on you talk like this. Also, can you do something about TopHat killing innocent people in Orion? See ya. You get a giant book that lists people allowed in heaven, and a waiver that states if you abuse godly power too much you will lose it.

Sod the missiles. I'm sure that the tanks can just crush them. Literally.
(2 vs. 6-1) Your tanks get taken over by the rioters.

THE PREVIOUS ACTION

DO IT RIGHT YOU INCOMPETENT SELF

(1) You are so incompetent you blow up somehow.

Drop in out of nowhere.

"Good morning!..... Owwww..."
(6) You drop in, complete with Iron Man armor. It's so epic everyone gets knocked off their feet and the Marvel guys sue you for copyright infringement.

Xantalos: Baby Agent Smith "Mr. Zanzetkuken." Dancing

LordSlowpoke: Exploded

GWG: tall Baby with a taste for older women who can manipulate gravity and turn into a gaseous and liquid form. Susceptible to poison and peanut butter. GOD

Tavik Toth: In cultureverse

Onyxjew: Baby

Tophat: General

nosaneinme: 14

zanzetkuken: hated by everyone. Knocked out

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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1326 on: May 11, 2013, 01:06:17 pm »

This is pretty cool. Hey! You there, TopHat!

Move TopHat to a pocket dimension for trial. Resurrect those he killed.
« Last Edit: May 11, 2013, 01:17:12 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1327 on: May 11, 2013, 01:16:45 pm »

>Wake up
>Restore the new universe.
>Go to the new universe, and become its diety.
>Reason that since so much of it was destroyed, the old universe would collapse at some point.
« Last Edit: May 11, 2013, 02:05:03 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Fr0stByt3

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1328 on: May 11, 2013, 01:34:22 pm »

"........Owwww..... Goddamnit, that's the third time today." Get up, dust self off. "Now, where the bloody hell did this armor com from?"
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Tavik Toth

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1329 on: May 11, 2013, 02:05:11 pm »

Its a different universe.

Go find The Culture.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1330 on: May 11, 2013, 03:11:49 pm »

Innocent people? I rolled a one, flipped them the birdie, and they started the violence bit. And then they stole my tanks.
Anyway,
Escape in my space ship. Flee into hiding.
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1331 on: May 11, 2013, 05:03:05 pm »

CONTINUE DANCING
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1332 on: May 13, 2013, 07:34:58 pm »

This is pretty cool. Hey! You there, TopHat!

Move TopHat to a pocket dimension for trial. Resurrect those he killed.
(5) GWG uses his godly powers to move TopHat to a pocket dimension.
(6) You cause a zombie epidemic.

>Wake up
>Restore the new universe.
>Go to the new universe, and become its diety.
>Reason that since so much of it was destroyed, the old universe would collapse at some point.

(5) You wake up.
(2) No.
(2) The old universe only lost about half of it. And most of that was empty space. The universe won't collapse because of that. It just shrank.

"........Owwww..... Goddamnit, that's the third time today." Get up, dust self off. "Now, where the bloody hell did this armor com from?"
(3) The armor won't let you get up. You sit up instead.

Its a different universe.

Go find The Culture.
(3) you find a bacteria culture.

Innocent people? I rolled a one, flipped them the birdie, and they started the violence bit. And then they stole my tanks.
Anyway,
Escape in my space ship. Flee into hiding.
(5) A group of military men come rescue you.
(5) You successfuly hide.

CONTINUE DANCING

(4) okay

The Chick takes Tophat's absense to purge the military of his supporters. (3) They flee to topHat.

Xantalos: Baby Agent Smith "Mr. Zanzetkuken." Dancing

LordSlowpoke: Exploded

GWG: tall Baby with a taste for older women who can manipulate gravity and turn into a gaseous and liquid form. Susceptible to poison and peanut butter. GOD

Tavik Toth: In cultureverse

Onyxjew: Baby

Tophat: General in hiding

nosaneinme: 14

zanzetkuken: hated by everyone.

Fr0stByt3: Iron Man
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1333 on: May 13, 2013, 07:39:28 pm »

DANCE SOME MORE
CREATE A BUNCH OF NEW UNIVERSES RIGHT BESIDE ZANZETKUKEN
(HE'S NOT ALLOWED IN)
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1334 on: May 13, 2013, 08:17:36 pm »

Sigh."Well then. That's a thing." Get up, for rea this time. Ake stock of the situation.
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