By popular vote, this has returned.
Get a permanent +3 to rolls. Since I have a -1, this evens out to +2.
Unlock door.
(1-1) You get a -3 to rolls. (Someone help this guy out)
(6-3) You think you heard something click.
Attempt to conquer Hell once more.
(2) Hell appears to have been permanently
destroyed.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death. Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do?
(4) Major corporation working on a teleporter. Expect completion in (5) turns. (2) No one heard your question.
Back up my claim to the Infinite Featureless Plain by crushing the resistance underneath rubble.
Rename the plain Wolinville.
(2) What rubble? What resistance?
(3) You now call the plain Wolinville
Eat Spinal_Taper
Accept position of death
Have Jail save me.
(5 vs. 6) The jail sends you flying 20 meters away.
(3) Death appoints you Death of sudden explosions. You are to collect any sudden explosions that die.
>Get a permanent +4 to actions.
(5+2) You give everyone a +4 including yourself.
Stop choking and reason with cthulhu to let you become cthulhu
Make wwolin a sandwich.
(2+4) I become Cthulhu.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn(5+4) You make wwolin a sandwich. With LOTS of hot sauce.
NPCs:
Death by nuke realizes you all have +4s and decides to get his own bonus. (4) he gets a +1
Tophat: waiting in line. +4
Javierpwn: a spider offered a job. +4
GWG: A fate worse than death. +4
Yoink: Who? +4
Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell/Death by falling rubble/Zoomzoll's father. Claiming infinite featureless plain. New body. +4
Onyxjew44: featured mountain range +4
Spinal_Tapper: cocooned hand bitten. +4
Xantalos: death's (locked door). +1
Montopolis: The Law Joker. armless. hideous smile. featured mountain range. Failing to kill. +4
Zanzetkuken: Messing with magic. +6 to rolls
TheZoomzoll: choking. wwolin's son. +4
Urist_McDrowner: featured mountain range. +4
Lordslowpoke:hillfortressinspace.robin.+4