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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 203779 times)

Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (AND KILLER ROBOTS)
« Reply #30 on: December 06, 2012, 09:36:22 am »

I PREDICTED THAT TURN FAR TOO WELL. JOY.
BITE ROBOTS HAND OFF
RUN INTO WILDERNESS
REMOTE DETONATE COP'S HOUSE
MAKE MONEY

(how did you predict it?)
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (AND KILLER ROBOTS)
« Reply #31 on: December 06, 2012, 09:46:41 am »

VOMIT THE GUNS IN THE ROBOT'S FACE

RUN INTO THE HILLS
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (AND KILLER ROBOTS)
« Reply #32 on: December 06, 2012, 11:25:16 am »

INSTAHACK ROBOTS
HAVE THEM RIDE WITH ME ON JUSTICE CRUSADE
ARREST RANDOM PLAYER
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (AND KILLER ROBOTS)
« Reply #33 on: December 06, 2012, 11:49:43 am »

Seduce GM.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (AND KILLER ROBOTS)
« Reply #34 on: December 06, 2012, 01:33:03 pm »

Flee to Safehouse.
Fortify safe house..
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (AND KILLER ROBOTS)
« Reply #35 on: December 06, 2012, 03:52:42 pm »

Regain flight
Fly out of the crazy city

If dead, possession city
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (AND KILLER ROBOTS)
« Reply #36 on: December 06, 2012, 04:14:54 pm »

I PREDICTED THAT TURN FAR TOO WELL. JOY.
BITE ROBOTS HAND OFF
RUN INTO WILDERNESS
REMOTE DETONATE COP'S HOUSE
MAKE MONEY

(how did you predict it?)

((QUOTE:
"RUN
GET UP AND RUN AGAIN"

AND BOTH WERE ACTUALLY NEEDED.))
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (AND KILLER ROBOTS)
« Reply #37 on: December 06, 2012, 04:41:51 pm »

"What's that tingling? Oh, dear, cops...and giant robots?"

Entangle the giant robots' legs with webs so they fall on the cops!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (AND KILLER ROBOTS)
« Reply #38 on: December 06, 2012, 04:55:54 pm »

Be rejuvenated by a miraculous rainstorm.

If the millionaire also recovered, then kidnap him. If not, search him and loot.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (AND KILLER ROBOTS)
« Reply #39 on: December 06, 2012, 05:19:10 pm »

I PREDICTED THAT TURN FAR TOO WELL. JOY.
BITE ROBOTS HAND OFF
RUN INTO WILDERNESS
REMOTE DETONATE COP'S HOUSE
MAKE MONEY

(5) you bite the robots hand off
(3) you run into the zoo. That is a wilderness right?
(4) You hear a rumbling noise and see a fireball when you pull the detonator. Either that was a robot, or your explosives going off
(2) You realize that you need a printing press and a dollar bill to make money.

VOMIT THE GUNS IN THE ROBOT'S FACE

RUN INTO THE HILLS

5)You vomit into the robots face, and are no longer in pain. Then you realize (2) that the robot’s sensors aren’t in the head. (6) Your dash for the hills worked perfectly. So perfectly, that a ton of people are following you. The robots notice them.

INSTAHACK ROBOTS
HAVE THEM RIDE WITH ME ON JUSTICE CRUSADE
ARREST RANDOM PLAYER

(2) Your pathetic attempt at hacking failed. At least the robots didn’t know it was you.
(auto-fail)
(1) Your attempt to arrest the GM causes you to lose 2 points on each roll until I decide to stop

Seduce GM.
No. (4) You don’t get punished for attempting that.

Flee to Safehouse.
Fortify safe house..

(1) In your attempt to flee you trip fall into the hole to hell

Regain flight
Fly out of the crazy city

If dead, possession city
(6) Your recovery from the robots is very good, but brings you back to the harpies.(6) You fly out of the city, however the military setting up a perimeter around the city notice your incredibly speedy flying skills and shoot at you.

"What's that tingling? Oh, dear, cops...and giant robots?"

Entangle the giant robots' legs with webs so they fall on the cops!
(4) Your strategy succeeds. Most of the cops and robots still survived.

Be rejuvenated by a miraculous rainstorm.

If the millionaire also recovered, then kidnap him. If not, search him and loot.
(3) You come back as a zombie. Great, like we needed more weirdness. (5) The millionaire also came back as a zombie. You take his money and kidnap him anyway.


Tophat: Owns wads of cash. Falling into hell.

Javierpwn: Attacked by military for trying to fly from the city

GWG: having spiderman’s powers. Also is chased by the cops and giant robots.

Yoink: A pile of rubble falling into hell pursued by a giant robot.

Wwolin: Wolinman is being a badass robot fighter. Unfortunately, that means he is being chased by them.  Also, some tripwires.

Onyxjew44: Hiding in the zoo

Lordslowpoke: Trying to hide in the hills from crowds of people and a giant robot.

Xantalos: Judge Dredd being attacked by robots. -2 to every roll.

Montopolis: A zombie, along with the millionaire he kidnapped.
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(One post more then INVADE EARTH! And this hasn't been around as long.)
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (AND KILLER ROBOTS)
« Reply #40 on: December 06, 2012, 05:26:13 pm »

Pull out compact grappling gun I held up hotel with, shoot at roof, pull self up with it.
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scapheap

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (AND KILLER ROBOTS)
« Reply #41 on: December 06, 2012, 05:28:21 pm »

Pretend I not the criminal they are looking for.
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Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (AND KILLER ROBOTS)
« Reply #42 on: December 06, 2012, 05:40:50 pm »

LAUGH MANIACALLY
DIG AN UNDERGROUND COMPLEX
MOVE INTO COMPLEX
SUMMON DRAGONS TO COMPLEMENT ROBOTS IN THE OVERWORLD




THE COPS ARE THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES! MY ABOMINATIONS CREATED BY FIVES WILL DESTROY ALL FEAR OF COPS!
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (AND KILLER ROBOTS)
« Reply #43 on: December 06, 2012, 05:53:14 pm »

Bribe the GM to give me +2
Arrest everyone but me and the GM
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (AND KILLER ROBOTS)
« Reply #44 on: December 06, 2012, 06:12:18 pm »

Demand the millionaire to let me take his jet plane to the nearest anarchy.

Once there, set up a mafia.
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