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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 200828 times)

Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #300 on: January 03, 2013, 09:44:20 pm »

Xantalos: death's (locked door). +1
Mistakes have been made. *cough*Quote please? cough* Remind me not to do that again*cough*, it's not good for the trachea.
>Get a permanent +4 to actions.
(5+2) You give everyone a +4 including yourself.

Tophat: waiting in line. +4

Javierpwn: a spider offered a job. +4

GWG: A fate worse than death. +4

Yoink: Who? +4

Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell/Death by falling rubble/Zoomzoll's father. Claiming infinite featureless plain. New body. +4

Onyxjew44: featured mountain range +4

Spinal_Tapper: cocooned hand bitten. +4

Xantalos: death's (locked door). +1

Montopolis: The Law Joker. armless. hideous smile. featured mountain range. Failing to kill. +4

Zanzetkuken: Messing with magic. +6 to rolls

TheZoomzoll: choking. wwolin's son. +4

Urist_McDrowner: featured mountain range. +4

Lordslowpoke:hillfortressinspace.robin.+4

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #301 on: January 03, 2013, 10:40:01 pm »

Oh. How could I miss that?
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #302 on: January 04, 2013, 05:16:12 am »

Help montopolis invade hell.
Become his second in command.
Kill Wwolin.

You missed my action.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #303 on: January 04, 2013, 05:38:33 am »

Am I Cthulhu?

Stop choking already,sheesh
Get some ladies.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #304 on: January 04, 2013, 12:16:51 pm »

>Have everyone always roll a 6, before modifiers
« Last Edit: January 04, 2013, 09:27:43 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #305 on: January 04, 2013, 08:39:28 pm »

Help montopolis invade hell.
Become his second in command.
Kill Wwolin.

You missed my action.
Sorry. This was before the +4 thing, so

(5) You conquer someone who was unfortunatly named Hell, since Hell does not exist.
(1) "Power hungary basterd" is his reaction.
(1 vs. 2) you attack wwolin. Punching plastic Lego pieces is surprisingly painful

Tophat: staring at bleeding fists. +4 to rolls.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #306 on: January 04, 2013, 10:35:40 pm »

Aha! Having a -3 is a fate worse than death, as you cannot succeed (except on a 6, and that's barely successful), and I am the Fate Worse than Death!

Figure out what I'm supposed to do, then do it to Xantalos.
(3+4) You realize in a stunning blast of clarity that you are supposed to do nothing. THat is a fate worse than death. (3+4) Death shows up. Apparently Death by Nuke needs assistance getting all of the souls off the infinite plain.

Realize that I'm worse than death
Give myself a +6 to actions
Up the munchkin tree we go...
(5+1) Realizing that you commit suicide. Umm, your already dead, that is kindof painful.
(4+1) +6 to actions

Jail and I train. Obviously it is not safe here for us.
(4+4) You train so hard you can't move anymore.

Force everyone to worship my awesome lawfulness.
(5+4 vs. 3+4) The epic battle of Montopolis vs. the world will be forever told in story of song. How the epicly fought each other until both were no more. Montopilis has a fingernail remaining, meaning he is the winner.

Finalize my claim to Wolinville by crushing head-death beneath rubble and taking his soul.
(4+4) Head death is crushed. The infinite plain begins to collapse.

Am I Cthulhu?

Stop choking already,sheesh
Get some ladies.

NO, I AM

(5+4) you get some ladies. They are female ninjas. They attack you. (5+4 vs. 5+4) Your epic battle is usually told before the epic battle of Montopolis. Unlike Montopolis no one wins.


>Have everyone always roll a 6, before modifiers
(3+6) You will always roll a 6 before I add the modifiers. These bonuses have grown too powerful! Attack foul demons of the sea!
(6+7 vs. 6+6) You get curbstomped by Cthulhu who removes all bonuses

(4) The infinite featureless plain collapses dumping everyone on the ground. The world resets back to normal in huge upheavals before returning to the time this RTD started

You are a criminal. You are being pursued by police in a generic American city. What do you do?

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #307 on: January 04, 2013, 10:44:53 pm »

Help Death by Nuke.
Unless the change affects me, too. In that case, develop superpowers again.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2013, 10:49:13 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #308 on: January 04, 2013, 10:46:15 pm »

>Get a permanent +3 to my actions.
>Run away.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #309 on: January 05, 2013, 02:03:40 am »

Become Cthulhu.
Make a hole through the jail and escape.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #310 on: January 05, 2013, 02:14:55 am »

>Grow wings
>go to heaven
>Shake god's right hand
>Become angel
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #311 on: January 05, 2013, 05:01:03 am »

Run like the wind.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #312 on: January 05, 2013, 11:59:27 am »

Help Death by Nuke.
Unless the change affects me, too. In that case, develop superpowers again.
Given Head death dying, the change affects you too

(5) You become superman. (5) You fly away from the cops

>Get a permanent +3 to my actions.
>Run away.
see the OP
(4) you run away. the cops continue chasing you.

Become Cthulhu.
Make a hole through the jail and escape.

(5) Become Cthulhu.
(1) a piece of rubble falls on your head and knocks you out.

>Grow wings
>go to heaven
>Shake god's right hand
>Become angel
(4) you grow wings
(4) you go to heaven
(3) "I'M KINDOF BUSY PLANNING FOR THE SECOND COMING RIGHT NOW" You shake god's left hand.
(6) you become an angel. you are now stuck in heaven. also the cops followed you somehow.

Run like the wind.
(6) you become the wind

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/RESET TO START
« Reply #313 on: January 05, 2013, 12:05:26 pm »

Oh well.

>Walk 90o to reality to go to another dimension.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/RESET TO START
« Reply #314 on: January 05, 2013, 12:24:26 pm »

Start helping people!
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