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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 200800 times)

Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #750 on: February 10, 2013, 08:43:41 pm »

Now lets try... Cyberpunk Ninjas on Tron Cycles. IN SPACE! Also throw the single spider at Zanzetkuken The Great. Hoping I built a self-destruct mechanism triggered on impact.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #751 on: February 10, 2013, 09:06:26 pm »

((AAAAAAAAAHM BAAAAAAAAAAACK!))

Stand around and smell the flowers.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #752 on: February 10, 2013, 09:10:01 pm »

Also thanks to Wwolin, Xantalos, and GWG who nominated this form for Hall of Fame. If someone else feels so inclined (hint, hint) it would get in!
You're welcome. On the subject of YAFB, mind doing me a favor with nomination...?

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Become a Time Lord. Engage Sonic Screwdriver, TARDIS, and limited knowledge of Dr. Who to summon Drs. What, When, Where, and Why. And Who, because why not.
Would this be YAFB or YASFB?
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #753 on: February 11, 2013, 10:33:29 pm »

Conquer a random system of planets.
Set up manufacturing base in aforementioned planets.
Begin building halftracks

(6) The Inhabitants appeal to the Grillodons for help.
(5) Manufacturing set up.
(2) You get a load of pencils instead.

Gain great magic powers
(2) There is a magic dampener up that needs to be destroyed first that covers the whole galaxy.

Respawn as digital Grillodon
Delete sys32 on all the Daleks

(5) You are a Grillodon A.I.
(4) You do on 1000 and they shut down.

Become a Time Lord. Engage Sonic Screwdriver, TARDIS, and limited knowledge of Dr. Who to summon Drs. What, When, Where, and Why. And Who, because why not.
(4) You become a Time Lord. You get a (3)regular screwdriver, a (6) Working TARDIS, complete with personality. You also (2) fail to summon any more doctors because you are the only Time Lord.

The doctor who wiki: http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Who_Wiki

>Construct a transformer.
>Utilize to transform all life into Daleks.
(2) Nope, sorry.

Now lets try... Cyberpunk Ninjas on Tron Cycles. IN SPACE! Also throw the single spider at Zanzetkuken The Great. Hoping I built a self-destruct mechanism triggered on impact.
(5) You get the ninjas. You then throw the spider at Zanzetkuken, (2 vs. 6) but it he sends it flying back at you. (6) The resulting explosion kills you and many of your ninjas. respawn?

((AAAAAAAAAHM BAAAAAAAAAAACK!))

Stand around and smell the flowers.
(3) You smell the flowers before a dalek charges you crying "EXTERMINATE!!!"

NPC Turn:
The leaderless Grillodon empire attacks tophat. (2 vs. 1) They just hover there as several shermans get damaged by insurgents.
The dinos attack the grillodons! (5 vs. 1) The grillodons are almost annihilated.
Alliance of Grillodon Resistance renames itself the Dragons and votes on whether it should join the Daleks. (3) They decide not too.

Spoiler: Dalek Empire (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dinosaurs are cool too (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Dragons (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Tophat Corporation (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Grillodon army (click to show/hide)


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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #754 on: February 11, 2013, 10:38:22 pm »

"Damn you and you flower hating ways!"

Destroy the dalek with a super concentrated burst of UV light.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #755 on: February 11, 2013, 11:01:19 pm »

Wonder where I am. (I'm not in the character list.)
Install stairs across the universe.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #756 on: February 12, 2013, 12:22:45 am »

Build myself a giant Grillodon robot body
Crown myself King Xantalos 1.75
Throw the magic dampener at TopHat's planet
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #757 on: February 12, 2013, 04:01:46 am »

Send 3000 Sherman Fireflys to engage the Grillodon tanks.
Commission a pencil statue to be made. Place it in the locals' dining room, to give happy thoughts.
Oh, yeah, and produce some halftracks..
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #758 on: February 12, 2013, 12:45:34 pm »

Is was Useless,Make Robot Army,Find ship to send robot to Defeat Some space pirate and if beat it and find spaceship,Loot the Ship
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #759 on: February 12, 2013, 05:07:58 pm »

>Fuse all of my Player Character opponents into a single being, possessing all of the parts of the enemy PCs.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #760 on: February 12, 2013, 07:08:17 pm »

Summon the gestalt of Sauron, Cruella de Ville, and Optimus Prime to be the general of my great armies.
Summon albino cheese skunks with steel pikes covering eighty percent of their bodies.


((I just called upon the might of Rule Thirty-Four to grant me a warlord. This can only end well.))
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #761 on: February 12, 2013, 08:08:56 pm »

"Damn you and you flower hating ways!"

Destroy the dalek with a super concentrated burst of UV light.
(5 vs. 1) "you could say that dalek got" puts on sunglasses "EXTERMINATED!"

Wonder where I am. (I'm not in the character list.)
Install stairs across the universe.
you are somewhere in the universe, specifically the Olive Empire.
(6) You build stairs connecting all the planets together for some reason. It takes the next bajillion turns to do so.

Build myself a giant Grillodon robot body
Crown myself King Xantalos 1.75
Throw the magic dampener at TopHat's planet

(4) grillodon body built.
(3) You join the tournament to determine King Xantalos successor.

Send 3000 Sherman Fireflys to engage the Grillodon tanks.
Commission a pencil statue to be made. Place it in the locals' dining room, to give happy thoughts.
Oh, yeah, and produce some halftracks..

(3 vs. 4) you cause them to lose 224 tanks, but they wipe out about 750 of your Shermans.
(6) You use all the pencils in the system to make statues. Schoolteachers are complaining, but they have admired a pencil statue recently.
(4) You make 100 half-tracks

Is was Useless,Make Robot Army,Find ship to send robot to Defeat Some space pirate and if beat it and find spaceship,Loot the Ship
(4) Robot army is created
(2) No space pirates can be found.

>Fuse all of my Player Character opponents into a single being, possessing all of the parts of the enemy PCs.
(6) You fuse all your opponents (except tophat's corporation and the grillodons) into one huge being that really hates your guts. That might have been a bad idea. (3 vs. 1) 1999900 daleks are killed.

Summon the gestalt of Sauron, Cruella de Ville, and Optimus Prime to be the general of my great armies.
Summon albino cheese skunks with steel pikes covering eighty percent of their bodies.


((I just called upon the might of Rule Thirty-Four to grant me a warlord. This can only end well.))
All your armies have been fused together, but you summon (5) all three. (5) You also a bunch of albino cheese hunks with spikes.

NPC Turn:
The grillodon army attacks Tophat. (4 vs. 4) Both sides lose a quarter of their forces.
The daleks are waiting for orders.

Spoiler: Dalek Empire (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Tophat Corporation (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Grillodon army (click to show/hide)
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #762 on: February 12, 2013, 08:12:33 pm »

>Order the daleks to kill the monstrosity
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #763 on: February 12, 2013, 08:18:53 pm »

Bring my gestalt back.
Colonize planet with pike-skunks.
Summon Ewoks on said planet.
Murder daleks.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #764 on: February 12, 2013, 08:50:31 pm »

Merge with the flowers that I was smelling to become some disturbing plant-human hybrid.
Grow a garden of sentient flowers to fight the daleks.
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