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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 112047 times)

TopHat

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #825 on: February 20, 2013, 01:16:47 pm »

Get back to TopHat Corp. HQ and reassume control.
Send tanks to attack the Russian Rozzers.
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Nosaneinme

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #826 on: February 20, 2013, 03:41:07 pm »

Ignore death,then My Machine arm with Saw to Sice him Open


then Say"Don't Interrupt me or you be Miss Limb or Two"
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Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #827 on: February 20, 2013, 05:46:43 pm »

Repeat with a white hole.

That does exist, and it is even more awesome.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #828 on: February 20, 2013, 05:57:29 pm »

Get Hazard suit
Give everyoone anthrax
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #829 on: February 20, 2013, 09:06:14 pm »

Reveal myself to be a team-up of Christopher Lee, Merlin, and the Old Spice Guy.
Epic fight with Vladimir Putin, aka Dracula.

Equip ourselves with LAW.
(6) You replicate the LAW with infinite ammo 4 times. Putin takes the 4th one. You all get an envelope.

Respawn.

Spread vaccines to javierpwn.

(5) You send javierpwn a vaccine. He is cured of the disease. You get an envelope.

>Use Planar Cleansing
Spoiler: image (click to show/hide)
(3) You defeat the guy you were playing Magic against. You get an envelope.

Get back to TopHat Corp. HQ and reassume control.
Send tanks to attack the Russian Rozzers.

Resuming control you (5) Kill half of them. You get an envelope.

Ignore death,then My Machine arm with Saw to Sice him Open


then Say"Don't Interrupt me or you be Miss Limb or Two"
(1) Death forcefully drags you away, destroying your army when you refuse. Respawn?

Repeat with a white hole.

That does exist, and it is even more awesome.
(3) You make a hole in the ground. You get an envelope.

Get Hazard suit
Give everyoone anthrax

(3) you get the suit of Hazard from X-men. (disambiguation on wikipedia has become really useful for 3s)
(4) You give everyone an envelope full.

NPC Turn:
Vladimir Putin (5) throws his envelope at javierpwn then shoots him with his LAW. (3+1 vs. 4) javierpwn dodges.

Spoiler: Russian Cops (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Tophat Corporation (click to show/hide)
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #830 on: February 20, 2013, 09:08:40 pm »

Force everyone else to open envelopes using persuasion skills!
Become immune to anthrax
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #831 on: February 20, 2013, 09:11:13 pm »

Evolve disease into Ebola
Catch in Pokeball
Have it battle Javier while we shoot Vladimir with our LAWs.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #832 on: February 20, 2013, 09:17:42 pm »

No!

Spread vaccines to everyone, which immunize against the disease javierpwn is/spreads.
Return envelope to sender.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #833 on: February 20, 2013, 10:27:12 pm »

Respawn as one Last remain robot of my once army

Robot think"Master is Dead,Should i Comply to Free Will"
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Wwolin

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #834 on: February 21, 2013, 01:53:50 am »

It's been far too long, denizens of RTDTL. I, Sir Wwolin, boy wonder, king of hell, mayor of Wolinville, leader of the Debater's Guild, death of being crushed by rubble, and countless more titles, have returned to perform miracles!

Allow my body to become unstable under the weight of my countless titles
Use instability to replace the water in everyone's bodies with wine
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #835 on: February 21, 2013, 12:03:17 pm »

>Become spy.
>Give envelope to Putin after saying it is something important that requires his immediate attention.
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TopHat

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #836 on: February 21, 2013, 02:03:26 pm »

Have a few Flammenwerferpanzers burn the envelope.
Build a working, 2:1 scale replica of DORA.
Also send tanks to carry on attacking the Russians.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #837 on: February 21, 2013, 05:01:42 pm »

Attempt to set Putin on fire.
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #838 on: February 22, 2013, 06:55:20 pm »

Force everyone else to open envelopes using persuasion skills!
Become immune to anthrax

(6) Everyone opens their envelopes wearing hazmat suits.
(5) You are.

Evolve disease into Ebola
Catch in Pokeball
Have it battle Javier while we shoot Vladimir with our LAWs.

(3) you make it so Javier is no longer resistant to it. (6) You put anthrax in a pokeball but touch it and die. Respawn?

No!

Spread vaccines to everyone, which immunize against the disease javierpwn is/spreads.
Return envelope to sender.

(3) You send vaccines to all the PCs

Respawn as one Last remain robot of my once army

Robot think"Master is Dead,Should i Comply to Free Will"
(1) You respawn as a dead robot.

It's been far too long, denizens of RTDTL. I, Sir Wwolin, boy wonder, king of hell, mayor of Wolinville, leader of the Debater's Guild, death of being crushed by rubble, and countless more titles, have returned to perform miracles!

Allow my body to become unstable under the weight of my countless titles
Use instability to replace the water in everyone's bodies with wine

(2) No.

>Become spy.
>Give envelope to Putin after saying it is something important that requires his immediate attention.
(6) Vladimir Putin makes you head of the KGB. You have already opened it.

Have a few Flammenwerferpanzers burn the envelope.
Build a working, 2:1 scale replica of DORA.
Also send tanks to carry on attacking the Russians.

(2) What flammenwurferpanzers?
(3) You create a 2:1 replica of Dora the Explorer
(6 vs. 2) You wipe out the Russian cops

Attempt to set Putin on fire.
(3) You throw a match at him. He stomps it out.

NPC Turn: Vladimir Putin attacks Tophats army with his LAW. (4+1 vs. 2) Tophat loses half of his force.

Spoiler: Russian Cops (click to show/hide)


Spoiler: Tophat Corporation (click to show/hide)
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #839 on: February 22, 2013, 06:58:37 pm »

respawn as the League of Incredible Gentlemen.
Duel Vladimir to thr death.
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