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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 203278 times)

Wwolin

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #840 on: February 22, 2013, 06:59:23 pm »
"It didn't work? I must need more titles then."

Acquire additional titles
Get the oldest, hardest, moldiest piece of bread in existence, and use miracles to create thousands of these lethal throwing weapons.
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Quote from: Tsuchigumo550 on December 31, 2012, 08:00:16 pm
I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #841 on: February 22, 2013, 07:16:44 pm »
Use the power of teh magicks to generate an armada of spehs cruisers.c
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #842 on: February 22, 2013, 07:23:05 pm »
You can't make leave, cause I quit
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #843 on: February 22, 2013, 07:45:31 pm »
Damn it.

Get my action processed first this turn.
Do PM Thing.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #844 on: February 22, 2013, 09:19:28 pm »
Assassinate Putin using connections that will not lead back to me.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #845 on: February 22, 2013, 09:36:40 pm »
Give everyone SUPERAIDS
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #846 on: February 22, 2013, 10:00:47 pm »
Quote from: javierpwn on February 22, 2013, 09:36:40 pm
Give everyone SUPERAIDS
Disregard earlier action.
Give everyone SUPERIMMUNE SYSTEM!

I'm almost hoping for a one.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #847 on: February 23, 2013, 04:27:00 am »
Build a bunch of random tanks.
Have the flamethrower tanks burn down the Dora the Explorer model.
Have the rest of my forces attack Putin.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #848 on: February 23, 2013, 03:05:17 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on February 22, 2013, 06:58:37 pm
respawn as the League of Incredible Gentlemen.
Duel Vladimir to thr death.
(6) You are. i can't think of an overshoot.
(4 vs. 1+1) you hit him in the back when he is distracted.

Quote from: Wwolin on February 22, 2013, 06:59:23 pm
"It didn't work? I must need more titles then."

Acquire additional titles
Get the oldest, hardest, moldiest piece of bread in existence, and use miracles to create thousands of these lethal throwing weapons.
(6) You are the most amazing greatest person who gets squeshed by all his titles. Respawn?

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Quote from: javierpwn on February 22, 2013, 09:36:40 pm
Give everyone SUPERAIDS
Disregard earlier action.
Give everyone SUPERIMMUNE SYSTEM!

I'm almost hoping for a one.
(3) You develop a regular immune system.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 22, 2013, 07:45:31 pm
Damn it.

Get my action processed first this turn.
Do PM Thing.
(5) javierpwn gets a note from "Ann Thrax" his secret admirer. Javier pockets it.
(6) CDC arrests javierpwn and quarantines everyone else. No on can get to the outside world with out battling the CDC first! That includes getting armies. Also remember the magic barrier is still in effect.

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 22, 2013, 09:19:28 pm
Assassinate Putin using connections that will not lead back to me.
(2) The guy you ask assumes you are joking when you ask him to have someone assassinate putin.

Quote from: javierpwn on February 22, 2013, 09:36:40 pm
Give everyone SUPERAIDS
You get arrested by the CDC. (4) No one gets SuperAIDS.

Quote from: TopHat on February 23, 2013, 04:27:00 am
Build a bunch of random tanks.
Have the flamethrower tanks burn down the Dora the Explorer model.
Have the rest of my forces attack Putin.
You'll have to battle the CDC to do that.
(6) Your flamethrower tanks burn everything Dora the Explorer related.
(5 vs. 6+1) Putin kills some more tanks with his LAW.

NPC Turn: Putin turns to face Xantalos. (3+1 vs. 5) He holds his own.

Spoiler: Russian Cops (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: CDC (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Tophat Corporation (click to show/hide)
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #849 on: February 23, 2013, 03:27:33 pm »
being the head of a big corporation, bribe the CDC guys into leaving me alone.
Or just send my tanks to attack them.
Then fortify my planet.,
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #850 on: February 23, 2013, 04:27:48 pm »
>Hire the CDC to kill Putin
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Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #851 on: February 23, 2013, 04:29:50 pm »
Being the ball of pure thought I am, I choose not to confine myself to any one form.

Slip past the CDC blockade and acquire a small star system through political blackmail and sheer force when available.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #852 on: February 23, 2013, 04:46:57 pm »
So much for hoping for subtlety.

Get internet access.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #853 on: February 23, 2013, 04:49:36 pm »
Equip monocled to gain +1 bonus from style
Kill Putin
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Wwolin

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #854 on: February 23, 2013, 05:11:06 pm »
Be revived through a miracle
Turn the oceans into wine
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Quote from: Tsuchigumo550 on December 31, 2012, 08:00:16 pm
I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.
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