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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 103472 times)

Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #240 on: December 28, 2012, 08:39:34 pm »

Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
It's not the same plain?
No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #241 on: December 28, 2012, 08:44:28 pm »

Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
It's not the same plain?
No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.
...Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #242 on: December 28, 2012, 09:03:07 pm »

Try my death presents once more!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #243 on: December 28, 2012, 09:06:39 pm »

EAT SPINAL_TAPER
GET BITCHES
PROFIT????
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #244 on: December 28, 2012, 10:36:39 pm »

Get +1
Go back to nonspecific afterlife base
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #245 on: December 28, 2012, 10:42:00 pm »

>Get a permanent +2 on actions.
« Last Edit: December 28, 2012, 10:43:42 pm by Zanzetkuken The Great »
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #246 on: December 28, 2012, 10:59:39 pm »

Remove TopHat from my body
Collect his soul
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #247 on: December 29, 2012, 05:13:34 am »

Remain in Wwolin's body.
Annoy death so that he gets demoted.
Collect his soul
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #248 on: December 29, 2012, 10:35:27 am »

Tell Cthulhu you are the son of the devil and are in need of power.If he doesn't agree with that tell him he is too old to be a ruler.
Move to Wwolin's aid.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #249 on: January 01, 2013, 06:16:50 pm »

Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
It's not the same plain?
No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.
...Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?
It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell.

Try my death presents once more!
(6) You throw death presents at everyone. But everyone is already dead.

EAT SPINAL_TAPER
GET BITCHES
PROFIT????

(3) You bite his hand.
(3-1) Nope.
(4) Death shows up and offers you the job of death by sudden explosion.

Get +1
Go back to nonspecific afterlife base

(1) You get -1
(4-1) You show up on death's door. It's locked.

>Get a permanent +2 on actions.
(6) you get a +2 on actions.

Remove TopHat from my body
Collect his soul

Remain in Wwolin's body.
Annoy death so that he gets demoted.
Collect his soul

Move to Wwolin's aid.
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(6+1 vs. 3) Tophat moves a little away form wwolin, but wwolin grabs him and shakes him so hard that wwolin's body is sent flying off the small platform. Oops.

(5+1 vs. 1) Tophat giftwraps his own soul, then wwolin grabs it and brings it to death. (2) Tophat is sent to wait in line to be processed. (6) Death gives wwolin a new body. WWolin know looks like this:
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Tell Cthulhu you are the son of the devil and are in need of power.If he doesn't agree with that tell him he is too old to be a ruler.
(1) You choke but you can't die.

NPCs:
Death instructs death by nuke to collect Those souls hanging out on the infinite plain. They are cluttering the view.

Tophat: waiting in line

Javierpwn: a spider offered a job.

GWG: A fate worse than death

Yoink: Who?

Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell/Death by falling rubble/Zoomzoll's father. Claiming infinite featureless plain. New body.
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Onyxjew44: featured mountain range

Spinal_Tapper: cocooned hand bitten

Xantalos: death's (locked door). -1 to rolls.

Montopolis: The Law Joker. armless. hideous smile. featured mountain range. Failing to kill.

Zanzetkuken: Messing with magic. +2 to rolls

TheZoomzoll: choking. wwolin's son

Urist_McDrowner: featured mountain range

Lordslowpoke:hillfortressinspace.robin
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #250 on: January 01, 2013, 06:20:43 pm »

Get a permanent +3 to rolls. Since I have a -1, this evens out to +2.
Unlock door.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #251 on: January 01, 2013, 07:44:55 pm »

Attempt to conquer Hell once more.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #252 on: January 01, 2013, 07:49:38 pm »

Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
It's not the same plain?
No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.
...Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?
It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell.
NOW it does.

Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death. Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do?
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #253 on: January 01, 2013, 07:51:46 pm »

Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
It's not the same plain?
No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.
...Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?
It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell.
NOW it does.

Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death. Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do?
Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« Reply #254 on: January 01, 2013, 07:54:08 pm »

Back up my claim to the Infinite Featureless Plain by crushing the resistance underneath rubble.
Rename the plain Wolinville.
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