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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 200791 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1335 on: May 13, 2013, 08:19:30 pm »

]Stop the Zombies

Move TopHat, his military, and Zanzetkuken to a planet and destroy/disable their means of egress.

Prepare a trial for them.

Replace the destroyed bits of universe.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2013, 03:50:20 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Tavik Toth

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1336 on: May 14, 2013, 07:06:41 am »

Go find aliens.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1337 on: May 14, 2013, 11:16:54 am »

>Restore the new universe.
>Go to the new universe, and become its diety.


Move TopHat, his military, and Zanzetkuken to a planet and destroy/disable their means of egress.

Prepare a trial for them.

>Reason that since I removed mostly empty space, I allowed for the easier development for interstellar civilizations.
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TopHat

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1338 on: May 14, 2013, 12:34:29 pm »

Secretly gather more loyal-to-me soldiers. And equipment.
Remain in hiding.


Stop the Zombies

Move TopHat, his military, and Zanzetkuken to a planet and destroy/disable their means of egress.

Prepare a trial for them.

Replace the destroyed bits of universe.
Why do you keep on trying to trap me in a strange pocket universe? What have I ever done to you?
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1339 on: May 14, 2013, 03:25:33 pm »

Stop the Zombies

Move TopHat, his military, and Zanzetkuken to a planet and destroy/disable their means of egress.

Prepare a trial for them.

Replace the destroyed bits of universe.
You need to speak with god like authority.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1340 on: May 14, 2013, 03:41:06 pm »

Stop the Zombies

Move TopHat, his military, and Zanzetkuken to a planet and destroy/disable their means of egress.

Prepare a trial for them.

Replace the destroyed bits of universe.
You need to speak with god like authority.
But those were just my...fine.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1341 on: May 14, 2013, 03:46:10 pm »

Stop the Zombies

Move TopHat, his military, and Zanzetkuken to a planet and destroy/disable their means of egress.

Prepare a trial for them.

Replace the destroyed bits of universe.
You need to speak with god like authority.

Why did you tell him?  He would have lost the powers and would have been easier to beat!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1342 on: May 28, 2013, 04:31:32 pm »

DANCE SOME MORE
CREATE A BUNCH OF NEW UNIVERSES RIGHT BESIDE ZANZETKUKEN
(HE'S NOT ALLOWED IN)

(1) You fail at dancing so hard you break lots of bones. Not all of them yours.

Sigh."Well then. That's a thing." Get up, for rea this time. Ake stock of the situation.
(5) You sigh loudly, then (4) get up. (5) Well, GOD is battling some men.

]Stop the Zombies

Move TopHat, his military, and Zanzetkuken to a planet and destroy/disable their means of egress.

Prepare a trial for them.

Replace the destroyed bits of universe.
(3) You wipe out half of them with an earthquake
(4) sure
(3) You give them a drug trial
(5) You replace them and do a great job of it.

Go find aliens.
(3) You find an immigrant

>Restore the new universe.
>Go to the new universe, and become its diety.


Move TopHat, his military, and Zanzetkuken to a planet and destroy/disable their means of egress.

Prepare a trial for them.

>Reason that since I removed mostly empty space, I allowed for the easier development for interstellar civilizations.
(2) fail
(3) The drug is called Iranalop and they are huge, oblong, green pills.

Yep its back.

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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1343 on: May 28, 2013, 04:37:20 pm »

BREAK MOAR BONEES
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1344 on: May 28, 2013, 04:38:04 pm »

WRONG ALIENS. GO FIND A ALTERNATE EARTH.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1345 on: May 28, 2013, 06:59:37 pm »

MAKE A PROPER TRIAL FOR THE CRIMINALS.

SEARCH FOR MORE EVIL IN THE UNIVERSE.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1346 on: May 28, 2013, 10:42:45 pm »

>Restore the new universe.
>Go to the new universe, and become its diety.
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TopHat

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« Reply #1347 on: May 29, 2013, 03:47:02 am »

Remind GM that my best friend is an ace lawyer.
Get off scot free on basis of a prejudiced judge.
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