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I'm just here to see what the whole deal is about

Ahh, the good old times

[Ruhn]

As long as those zombie body parts don't dodge on top of a wall we should be ok still.

[TD1]

Alrighty, added in reindeer chargers, as a separate species from reindeer, which are trainable for war. Here's the altered file.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8013

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[Elephant Parade]

Want a re-forumite?

[TD1]

Er....Yes? Dunno how that would work with the RP, but what the heck. It'll work out somewhere. I may think of something when I'm higher on caffeine and less tired, but for now just do it. A male this time though, please, and preferably in the military.

[Elephant Parade]

If you get killed by the vampire again, I will laugh so hard.

[TD1]

Lock me, highmax and the vampire in a room together. Wait and see who comes out lol

[highmax28]

Lock me, highmax and the vampire in a room together. Wait and see who comes out lol

Armok servant vs An ex-Undead vs Armok's puppet... !!FUN!! ensues...

It kinda sounds like an epic tale when you put it that way...

[Elephant Parade]

Lock me, highmax and the vampire in a room together. Wait and see who comes out lol

Unfortunately, I don't know who the vampire is.

[highmax28]

Lock me, highmax and the vampire in a room together. Wait and see who comes out lol

Unfortunately, I don't know who the vampire is.

Look for the history of other fortresses that is the size of your hand... ON THE SCREEN

[Elephant Parade]

Lock me, highmax and the vampire in a room together. Wait and see who comes out lol

Unfortunately, I don't know who the vampire is.

Look for the history of other fortresses that is the size of your hand... ON THE SCREEN

What? That sentence doesn't make much sense. Do you mean that I should use my computer screen to view the relationship history for each forumite? Because that's the only way I know of, and it takes forever. Also, it's cheating.

Fake Edit: Actually, you probably mean that I should copy the save folder, then abandon and check legends. But that's a pain.

[highmax28]

No, check the status screen. Like this one:

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And if that blue text is MASSIVE, its a vampire

[Elephant Parade]

[Oops. I had to go get dinner, and I forgot to pause. So the fortress is at the 22nd of Granite. Sorry.]
25th of Timber: As we currently lack statues, I have instead lined my tomb with cabinets. This will come in handy if I ever rise from the dead; even zombies need to stay organized!

2nd of Opal: One of our dwarves seems to be somewhat insane. He claims that there are no seeds, but we have over 600 seeds!

4th of Opal: Hmm.



Maybe it'll kill the invaders?

6th of Opal: A dwarf has been taken by a mood! This is bad news.

2nd of Obsidian: We have no alcohol! I must get a brewer to work on this immediately.

3rd of Obsidian: I have figured out three possible vampires, and marked them as such.

14th of Obsidian: Zulgar has been drained of blood!

15th of Obsidian: We have been ambushed by trolls. However, they invaded on the far side of the river, which is currently on fire. In fact, they are right next to the fire. Anyway, I'm going to take a nap.

...Eh? What do you mean, I was sleeping on the job? You've decided to replace me? ...You were going to replace me three weeks ago, but you couldn't find me? Well, enjoy. Good luck; you'll need it.


He has claimed a jewler's workshop.

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Regular trolls still exist, in addition to trollfaces and the troll race. Is this intentional? Also, Th4DwArfY1, you are now married to the most likely vampire. This wasn't even intentional.

Things to do:
  -Figure out which of the possible candidates is the vampire. My money's on the bottom one.
  -Get rid of the outside creatures somehow. This isn't very hard, as almost all of them have burned to death. Seriously, necrothreaders are the worst enemies ever.
  -BREW ALCOHOL!
  -Engrave my tomb. This is vitally important, and should be given highest priority.

The save will be up in a bit.

[highmax28]

As they say, you can never resist a vampire

[Elephant Parade]

DFFD is being a troll and not uploading. It's my first time uploading a non-image file, though, so I might've messed up.

[TD1]

A cruel joke has been played upon me again. Armoks strings were still on me, and he jerked me into the world of the living yet again just as I was beginning to welcome the coolness of death. It would appear that I am now...married...to the thing that killed me in the first place! Somewhere in his castle of candy in the outer reaches of the circus, Armok is laughing. Not a deep laugh of mirth, but a dry grating of stone on stone, as if all the centuries of his existence were pressed into one sound. You are my plaything, he whispers in my ear. It has been a while since you monkeys have amused me...you should be proud That was the last I heard of Armok, at least to the present day. But I feel his eyes, and am still jerked around by his strings. I cannot tell anyone that my spouse is the blood-sucking fiend which terrorises us, I can't! I try, for I wish to be strong, but the strength of Armok is as of that of mountains. Immense, unscalable. Every day, I go to my room and it is waiting for me. Fangs extended, eager for my blood. But it never kills me, no. That would be mercy, and the name of Armok is not mercy. It is torture. That is my daily routine...torture. Please, help me, if there is anything out here, just please!