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Author Topic: Necrothreat II - A Fort Cursed by the Gods!  (Read 438517 times)

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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #360 on: June 30, 2013, 09:49:40 pm »

Never, and I mean NEVER, let him out.

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« Reply #361 on: June 30, 2013, 11:13:42 pm »

Ok, I just finished looking this over and there is something I must say.
This disgusts me. It absolutely, positively disgusts me.

WHAT HAVE YOU PEOPLE BEEN DOING?

Let me list my many grievances:

1. WE HAVE NO MINERS
2. There are two trade depots, for completely unknowable reasons.
3. Neither of them is wagon accessible.
4. Instead of a safe, secure "airlock" design for the depot, we have clusterfuckmcwhywouldyoudothistome?
5. There is an area of the fort that is entirely unconnected to the rest of the fort except through the surface. I have no idea why it exists.
6. You drained the river into a large room for no discernible reason.
7. This room is secured from the rest of the fort not by a secure drawbridge, but by DOORS.
8. Said doors WERE NOT FORBIDDEN, ANYONECOULDHAVEOPENEDTHEMANDFLOODEDTHEENTIREFORTWHATISWRONGWITHYOU?????
9. The flood room? RIGHT NEXT TO THE BEDROOMS.
10. Oh its for the well. YOU ARE NOT FORGIVEN.
11. Two bedrooms are ABSURDLY huge, and all others are so miniscule I will curse your names forever.
12. One of the giant bedrooms? Owned by a GHOST. A FUCKING GHOST MILKER HAS THE BEST ROOM IN THE FORT. I am seriously considering making him my dorf, just to punish you.
13. The only engraved room in the fort is dedicated to housing 4 silver statues and a caged human. I assume he is a necromancer, and this is some pagan, Armok damned ritualistic worship. This cannot be tolerated.

All in all, WHAT THE FUCK

I trapped him in there so if his fire shooting buddies show up and melt the cage hes in, he doesn't go free. And yes, I engraved the whole thing because I kinda see it as a trophy room, like that one badass place you hold your prized treasure, except in this case, the treasure is an insane homicidal necromancer that's out for foumite blood.


EDIT:
I should also mention that at least half of those is my fault :P
« Last Edit: June 30, 2013, 11:19:08 pm by highmax28 »
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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #362 on: June 30, 2013, 11:54:39 pm »

Wow, Try to fix this mess BFEL. Can't wait for my turn.
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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #363 on: July 01, 2013, 09:24:45 am »

I remember reading about a ritual to seal that necromancer away forever.  If you happen to cage any others, a brand new room must be dug and the same ritual used!

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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #364 on: July 01, 2013, 04:00:37 pm »

Remember! A drawing made by me of that... that thing. 'Tis high time to take the fight back to the necrothreaders!
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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #365 on: July 01, 2013, 05:50:20 pm »

Not sure if you are still taking overseers, but I would like a go if you are. Plus, I'd like to be dorfed as Dw4rf, a military inclined dwarf. Who will most likely die, this being necrothreat.
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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #366 on: July 01, 2013, 05:58:37 pm »

Not sure if you are still taking overseers, but I would like a go if you are. Plus, I'd like to be dorfed as Dw4rf, a military inclined dwarf. Who will most likely die, this being necrothreat.

Sure, you can have a turn as an overseer, but beware, I be damned if we survive until then.

 As for dorfing, do what you see fit, BFEL. I can't really order you around.
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« Reply #367 on: July 02, 2013, 04:04:25 pm »

As for dorfing, do what you see fit, BFEL. I can't really order you around.

Yeah, I'm too sexy to be ordered around.

Its a fact of physics.
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« Reply #368 on: July 02, 2013, 09:15:35 pm »

As for dorfing, do what you see fit, BFEL. I can't really order you around.

Yeah, I'm too sexy to be ordered around.

Its a fact of physics.

The great handless cripple sayeth it, so it must be :P
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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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« Reply #369 on: July 04, 2013, 05:25:44 pm »

I really hope this isn't dying: I want it to go on to my turn.
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« Reply #370 on: July 04, 2013, 05:57:36 pm »

I really hope this isn't dying: I want it to go on to my turn.

Its not dying, I just procrastinate a lot.
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« Reply #371 on: July 04, 2013, 11:28:35 pm »

I really hope this isn't dying: I want it to go on to my turn.

Its not dying, I just procrastinate a lot.

Don't make me cut your hands off again  >:(
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #372 on: July 07, 2013, 05:39:34 am »

Oi, BFEL! Are we putting you with the 5 folks before you or are you gonna do this? I'd like to give everyone a chance to "try" and fix this horrible situation.

You still got time, I'm just a reminder. Carry on.
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« Reply #373 on: July 09, 2013, 10:40:46 pm »

*Rages*
BFEL! HURRY UP! I WANNA SEE CHAOS!!!!!
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

"Guardian" and Sigfriend Of Necrothreat
Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #374 on: July 11, 2013, 12:06:17 pm »

Ok ok, I tortured you guys enough, I'll post an update here in a few minutes or so.

EDIT: Ok while un-fuckening the entrance to the fort, I noticed that directly above the entrance is a bridge. The bridge is floating in midair. There is nothing supporting it, and it is wide open. WHAT IN THE FUCK DID YOU PEOPLE DO TO PHYSICS?

EDIT2: MIGRANTS.

EDITRELOADED: Migrants drafted to masonry duty. Also why is the entire world designated to plant gathering? And why so many hunter/fishermen? WE LIVE IN ZOMBIELAND, WHY YOU MAKE PEOPLE GO OUTSIDE? IT DANGROUS DERE.

EDITMADEINTOACRAPPYREBOOTSTARRINGSHIALEBUFF: Troll Wereporcupine identified as a previously caged threat. Still keeping my new burrow "GEDAFUKINSIDE" which is behind the trap line. Note to future fort fuckers: Use military alert to get people inside during crisis scenario. Should cut down on our famous casualties.

EDIT3: Part of the entrance ceiling collapsed. No serious injuries, but the surgeon took a hit to the knee. Should I make into a guard? Please advise.
« Last Edit: July 11, 2013, 12:57:12 pm by BFEL »
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