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Author Topic: Necrothreat II - A Fort Cursed by the Gods!  (Read 438480 times)

Sprin

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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #495 on: August 29, 2013, 02:05:31 pm »

You do relize the dwarf you named Sprin was my nurse Jenny...
WAIT SINCE WHEN DID SHE BECAME A DOCTOR!?
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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #496 on: August 29, 2013, 02:41:25 pm »

You do relize the dwarf you named Sprin was my nurse Jenny...
WAIT SINCE WHEN DID SHE BECAME A DOCTOR!?

It is quite obvious what has happened here. The mad Doctor has transplanted his own brain into his nurse and become...The Mad Docteress? Doesn't have the same ring to it   :P
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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #497 on: August 29, 2013, 05:14:33 pm »

You do relize the dwarf you named Sprin was my nurse Jenny...
WAIT SINCE WHEN DID SHE BECAME A DOCTOR!?

It is quite obvious what has happened here. The mad Doctor has transplanted his own brain into his nurse and become...The Mad Docteress? Doesn't have the same ring to it   :P

The mad Nurse? Or the mad Murse (man-nurse)?
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #498 on: August 29, 2013, 07:28:52 pm »

Who says a mad doctor can't be female?
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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #499 on: August 29, 2013, 07:44:11 pm »

And who says a mad nurse can't be male?
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The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #500 on: August 30, 2013, 03:39:06 am »

As amusing as it is to see you argue about a nurse, I still feel obliged to notify NAV that there is only 1 day remaining of his term.
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« Reply #501 on: August 30, 2013, 04:34:15 am »

Obviously sweet Jenny has transformed into...
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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #502 on: August 30, 2013, 06:04:39 am »

One of these days, James Bond will have to come to Necrothreat and kick Sprin's Jenny's Sprenny's ass.
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« Reply #503 on: August 30, 2013, 06:00:48 pm »

Update time!

The hospital is done.

Timeless bob's mom was killed by the site founder (who is a vampire). Timeless bob died of thirst, and the vampire was locked up behind bars. The vampire mandated the construction of 3 coins.

A clothier went into a strange mood, but we didn't have any silk so she went insane.

A migrant wave made it inside the fort safely. 8 forumites were recruited from them to form a new military. This includes a macelord, and a crossbowman who killed a roc before coming to the fort. They are all equipped with a full set of iron armour and a weapon of their choice.

A two squads of threadnecromancers attacked. They wielded axes and spears, and were lead by a maceman. They set the northern edge of the grass on fire, but it didn't spread because the rest of the grass was already burnt. They were burnt by their own fire, melting all their fat off.

I ordered the army to attack, and they actually won the battle! a few necros were caught in cages, and the rest had their heads chopped off or smashed into pulp. A few civilians died, but all the soldiers survived. The army has been divided into two person sparring teams, and they are training very quickly.

A team of miners found the 3rd cavern layer. A tribe of olm men has been completely wiped out as a training exercise.

A migrant wave, a human caravan and a squad of troll swordsmen and a haxxor master thief all came at the same time. The trolls and thief were completely annihilated without any deaths.

There are some rumours of a huge scaled earthworm with wings, Beware its webs. And a noseless fluffy pink dog, Beware it's deadly dust.
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The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

Calico

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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #504 on: August 30, 2013, 06:47:41 pm »

Hey, I'm Nav's sister.
I don't play Dwarf Fortress, but he told me about the forgotten beasts and I wanted to draw them.

edit: Turns out the worm was supposed to be black. I've recoloured it now.
« Last Edit: August 30, 2013, 09:12:50 pm by Calico »
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« Reply #505 on: August 30, 2013, 06:55:57 pm »

Those are adorable.
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« Reply #506 on: August 30, 2013, 07:27:17 pm »

Ah yes. Scourge of the underworld, feared by even the most tough of soldiers. And still, inexplicably, utterly adorable.
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« Reply #507 on: August 30, 2013, 08:00:09 pm »

No the mad doctor cant be a girl because the mad doctor has a Johnson!!
Im the one and only doctor a jenny is my nurse!
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« Reply #508 on: August 30, 2013, 08:16:03 pm »

I renamed Sprin to "Jenny the chief Medical Nurse"
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The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

highmax28

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Re: Necrothreat II - Teh LOLmod Succession Fort
« Reply #509 on: August 30, 2013, 09:12:33 pm »

I renamed Sprin to "Jenny the chief Medical Nurse"

Suits it well.

And to the photos...

AWWWE, THEY'RE SO CUUUUUUTE!!!! BUT IM ALLERGIC TO ADORABLENESS!!!!! *head splodes into a nuke*
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.
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