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nekoexmachina

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Re: ... said no dwarf ever.
« Reply #150 on: March 07, 2014, 07:18:18 am »

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"Oh! Me like it actually!"
Imagined it with a hulky voice. LOL.
Urist McMiner, just recruited to the military:
--Hm, I love my pick! Don't wanna to leave it right here.

Urist McDefender, new Marksman in entry-defence forces:
--Hm, this kea just took his pick! I should shot it right now! (Seriously, why all of the marksdwarves target not the thief, but 1 of other keas? :{)
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Whenever i read the "doesn't care about anything anymore" line, i instantly imagine a dwarf, sitting alone on a swing set. Just slowly rocking back and forth, somberly staring at the ground, and stopping every once in a while to sigh.
It's mildly depressing.

Dowly

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« Reply #151 on: March 07, 2014, 07:28:22 am »

"Everything's just peachy!"
-Baroness (who is this close to being thrown in the midst of my 8 naked goblin prisoners)
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« Reply #152 on: March 12, 2014, 07:29:39 pm »

"I've once made a pair of artifact high boots!"
"I will use the best and most exquisite materials for my artifact!"
"Forget about that demand"
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« Reply #153 on: March 14, 2014, 02:47:05 am »

"Of course I can't lay those bricks at my feet!"
"I'd better retrieve this olivine builder once the soldiers got rid of this troll."
"I better write down what I want to tinker!"
"Channel here? But Inod McOtherdigger is still down there!"
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Re: ... said no dwarf ever.
« Reply #154 on: March 14, 2014, 07:08:51 am »

"Instrument? Can you be more specific?"
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Grey langurs came over to steal something, only to be overcome by terror when they realized that they were stealing +grey langur bone gauntlets+.

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Re: ... said no dwarf ever.
« Reply #155 on: March 14, 2014, 07:45:48 am »

"I got ordered to make rock instruments and so I made this wooden guitar. Because obviously you can't make musical instruments out of goddamn stone."
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« Reply #156 on: March 18, 2014, 08:38:17 pm »

Hmm maybe i should set down my child before i charge in to combat and use her as a shield
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Re: ... said no dwarf ever.
« Reply #157 on: March 19, 2014, 04:32:20 am »

"Maybe cleaning the pool of forgotten beast's deadly blood before everyone starts dying might be my top priority right now. Drinking all the booze can wait."
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Keep in mind, I am not a smart man.

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Re: ... said no dwarf ever.
« Reply #158 on: March 19, 2014, 01:29:20 pm »

"Megabeast in the caverns? Greenskins pounding down our doors? Maybe I should get my armour on before I go fight!"
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Multiple babies means that the force is distributed per baby, so less force total per baby.
burning dwarves is a sign of productivity

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Re: ... said no dwarf ever.
« Reply #159 on: March 19, 2014, 03:28:18 pm »

"Maybe growing some plump helmets to save the fortress from starvation would be a good idea"
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You know humanity is progressing when we learn new ways to kill each other.

"When written in Chinese, the word 'crisis' is composed of two characters. One represents danger and the other represents opportunity."
JFK
(This quote is so related to DF in ways both good and bad)

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Re: ... said no dwarf ever.
« Reply #160 on: March 20, 2014, 04:10:56 am »

"I'll take some seeds out of this barrel such that other farmers can do that too"
"There's no barrel at hand. I'll return to brewing later"
"What do we need all that totems for?"
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« Reply #161 on: April 18, 2014, 02:32:07 am »

"Screw booze,i need to kill the Goblin's"
"I really need to dodge the traps before entering the fort"
"Cant just leave my axe away before fighting them"
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Remind me never to leave you in charge of a fort that requires basic math to survive.

Bludulukus

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« Reply #162 on: April 18, 2014, 02:45:32 am »

"Urist has been in that jail cell awhile, I should bring him food and water"
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Aseaheru

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Re: ... said no dwarf ever.
« Reply #163 on: April 18, 2014, 02:57:11 am »

"Look! An Elf! What a nice little creature! These pesty humans are so useless in bringing all these metals and booze and food but the Elfs! Yes, the Elfs are better, lets go and see if i can be friends with him. I love Elfs."
Elves give booze.

But anyways.

"Why dont we just ASK the elves to bring us animals, instead of having to kill them now and again?"
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« Reply #164 on: April 18, 2014, 08:10:53 am »

"This is disturbing and wrong."
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Don't die; it's bad for your health!

it happened it happened it happen im so hyped to actually get attacked now
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