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[Tenth Speed Writer]

"It's a lovely sock, but there might still be ambushers about. Best wait a while."

"Mushroom wine?
YEECH!"

"I'd love to see our beloved fortress trade more bismuth bronze wheelbarrows, but we simply don't have those metals on hand."
... said no noble ever.

[CaptainLambcake]

already a forum like this

[willramius]

No thank you, I think I need to slow down my drinking... said no dwarf ever.

[Musashi]

"I don't need to take a break right now, I'll keep working a little more."

[Nuoya]

Oh I hate big parties

[Snateraar]

"I'd fancy a rock mug of water.."

1. because dwarves should not drink water and
2. because dwarves don't drink from rock mugs

[Jacob/Lee]

"Ugh, I hate kittens. They're annoying."

[MrWillsauce]

"The caravan's at the depot? I'd better stop attending this stupid party and go trade with them, and I definitely shouldn't spend the entire month doing nothing except drink, sleep, and take breaks."

Said no broker ever.

[KtosoX]

"Enemy reinforcements incoming! Fall back to the gates and regroup!"

[Mishrak]

"This trench is filling with water and I'm a bit drowsy.  I better make sure to go to my bed to take a nap.  Wouldn't want to drown!"

[Ubiq]

Oh, now come on, there's no way that one support can hold up an entire fortress!

[Baccar Wozat]

Let's play basketball!

[Frogwarrior]

Oh shit, magma landmines have covered half the map in flowing lava? I think maybe I'll stay inside today.

[Drazinononda]

Ya see, the reason these fortifications are here is so we can stand behind them and fire out safely instead of having to rush toward the enemy on the field to bash them with our crossbows.

[Musashi]

"Looks like I'm the first one to arrive. Oh, there are monsters far away. I'll wait for the rest of my squad before we go and kill them, instead of pulling a Leeroy Jenkins."
"You know, while I still think slade and figurines are the best things since *sliced bread*, I realize it's ridiculous to demand half a dozen slade figurines be made, especially with slade being unminable, and all."
"Urist Paintbooze the King of Bad Asses has a much nicer bedroom than I do. However, he did slaughter a whole goblin siege alone and literally saved the whole fortress one-handedly, while I just sit there masturbating admiring my engravings and making soap, so I guess he completely deserves it."
"These idiots did not make the helms I ordered! Shall I punish the legendary armorsmith who almost completed the task, the dabbling armorsmith who spent the whole season on a break, or the axelord who has absolutely nothing to do with that mess? Well, the dabbling armorsmith is going to get hammered, of course!"
"Look at my baby! I love her very much! That's why I have my husband babysit her whenever I go out and slay goblins."
"Actually, potash making isn't very useful at all. I should pick up a couple practical skills, like wound dressing or mining, before I migrate to that new fortress."
"Why the fuck is the booze stored in a lead barrel?"