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[RenoFox]

"I'm starving, I'll go grab some food straight from the field."

"I personally like copper more than iron. I don't think anyone minds if I switch the cabinet in my room."

[Nuoya]

I should seek counseling or I might go off the deep end

[Kofthefens]

"Pulling the lever to keep goblins out is important. I am no longer on break."

[MrWillsauce]

"I value my life"

[Urist McMontros]

"I'm standing where I'm going to build my wall. Better step out of the way so I can build it."

[GiglameshDespair]

"Why the fuck is the booze stored in a lead barrel?"

To be fair, storing drinking liquids in lead things has a historical precedent. Pretty much every house in Europe had lead pipes before they moved on to copper.

[Audioworm333]

"Oh dear Armok, look at that abomination! There's no way our squad can handle that thing! RETREAT, MEN!"

[Zan Oltaridor]

"Look! An Elf! What a nice little creature! These pesty humans are so useless in bringing all these metals and booze and food but the Elfs! Yes, the Elfs are better, lets go and see if i can be friends with him. I love Elfs."

[jcochran]

"Oh shit!" puff ... puff ..."damn goblin is chasing me! Ah ha! The fortress gate, I'll just run inside and be safe!"

[Zan Oltaridor]

Yes, i revived this thread! Im so good! Man, im really glad because i really like this idea
"Well, thats it. My wife died because i didn't close the floodgates...well, i should work now! Harder then ever before to overcome my sadness...and hello Kids! You look like you want some punch-...food! I'll make it for you!"

[Bludulukus]

"I need to go give water to the jailed dwarves right now"

[bennerman]

"I know I haven't had a break in over 5 minutes, but there are people dying in the hospital, and only I can save them. I can take a break later."

"Oh no, the alarm! We're under attack! Better close the front gate on my way to cowering in the dining hall."

[Merari]

"I really like pulling levers, but I'm all the way down at the magma level right now. I should let someone closer to the central living area pull the lever that will save the fortress."

"Ugh, this garment is in tatters. I will drop it at the garbage dump near the clothing stockpile."

"This poor orphan baby. I should give it food and drink."

[Bihlbo]

"That krundle sure is scary, but I can see that there's no way for it to reach me so I'll continue on my way back to the safety of the fortress."

"Hey before I start working on the manager's order for 30 green glass cabinets I should make sure we have enough sand."
and related:
"Hey before I start working on the manager's order for 30 green glass cabinets I should make sure to do it in the lava glass furnace instead of in the other three that are used just for glass collecting orders. Wouldn't want to waste charcoal."

"If my orders are to replace my clothes with a suit of armor, I should carefully take off one piece at a time so as not to descend into shame and sorrow from running around the fortress in the nude."

"I'll go straight to my borrow right away."

[Obsidian Soul]

"You only carried the banned item to the trade depot, it's not your fault. I shan't bash your head in."

"This dwarf is bleeding profusely and needs urgent attention!"