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Slayerhero90

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #60 on: December 24, 2012, 12:34:49 am »

Then I won't have any problems.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #61 on: December 24, 2012, 03:39:36 am »

Build a house using materials obtained from the dead hippy horde.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #62 on: December 24, 2012, 09:06:16 am »

Refuse to die of old age. I'm a house, dammit!
Then deep strike onto some random house.
Hope the owner doesn't notice the difference.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #63 on: December 24, 2012, 11:58:57 am »

>Construct a fortress.
>Transform someone random into a random entity.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #64 on: December 24, 2012, 12:53:07 pm »

Kill scelly with vaporizor ray.
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #65 on: December 24, 2012, 03:28:04 pm »

Unless this turns out to be unnesecary, we only require Scelly.
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Scelly9

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #66 on: December 24, 2012, 04:10:56 pm »

Kill persus12 with a deflected vaporizor ray.
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #67 on: December 24, 2012, 04:56:20 pm »

Paint -12 onto ground with blood while apologizing to Scelly about wasting his blood the first time.
(6) You paint dem der -12 onto the ground. (4vs5+1) Hitler the painter, however, takes offense at your attempting to imitate him, and applies the -12 to you, labeling you a philistine.

Test world-tree abilities.
(3) It turns out that you can move your branches! By inches. Very slowly.

Alter time so I got a +2 bonus instead of just a +1 one.
If I get to the present, congratulate Robama.

(2+1) You get a one-turn +2.
(n/a) You didn't time travel! You're still stuck back in the past...of pastness! I'm sure Robama misses you and stuff.

Became more crazed than Slayer is.  I WILL BE CRAZY
(4) Your mental state is comparable to that of a roasted pickle.

Build a house using materials obtained from the dead hippy horde.
(3) You build a mediocre shack out of ass cheeks. Very fragile.

Refuse to die of old age. I'm a house, dammit!
Then deep strike onto some random house.
Hope the owner doesn't notice the difference.

(6) You reverse age, becoming a house fetus!
(4) You deep strike, whatever that means.
(2) You wail to the beat of an imaginary congo, alerting the owner, who begins to beat you with an accordion.

>Construct a fortress.
>Transform someone random into a random entity.
(2) The foundation collapses before you begin.
(5) You transform (4) yourself into (2) a dirt clod.

Kill scelly with vaporizor ray.
(3vs1) You burn his little finger. That hurts, man!

Kill persus12 with a deflected vaporizor ray.
(1) You somehow laser yourself. You are DED.

NPC's:
Robama (5) does some celebratory dancing.

(5) Congratulations, Harry Baldman! You da next GM.

Players:
Slayerhero: On the ground near Scelly. -12 to rolls next turn.
Doomblade: Tickling people
GWG: Stuck in the past. +2 to rolls next turn.
Thecard: Moderately crazy
Harry Baldman: In a house built out of ass cheeks.
TopHat: House fetus, being beaten with an accordion.
Zanzkuken: Dirt clod
Persus13: Gloating over burned finger.
Scelly9: Pile of ash, dead
Xantalos: Standing next to a picture, laughing at philistines, +1 to rolls.

NPC's:
Robama: Not caring about GWG, dancing
« Last Edit: December 24, 2012, 05:02:04 pm by Xantalos »
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #68 on: December 24, 2012, 05:01:10 pm »

Make +2 bonus permanent by altering the course of time!
If I get to the present, congratulate Robama.

Where did he/it come from, anyways?
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Slayerhero90

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #69 on: December 24, 2012, 05:02:50 pm »

Fail to become GM.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #70 on: December 24, 2012, 05:04:03 pm »

Go to hell. Bring Persus13 with me.
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #71 on: December 24, 2012, 05:09:53 pm »

Paint a picture of a +2 for me
Point out to GWG that he never actual time-travelled, thus he'll never get to the present.
Paint Doomblade into an Ent.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #72 on: December 24, 2012, 05:21:50 pm »

Create time machine.
(1+1) You create a faulty time machine that sends you back to the big bang destroying itself, but not you.
Yes, I did.
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #73 on: December 24, 2012, 05:22:48 pm »

Create time machine.
(1+1) You create a faulty time machine that sends you back to the big bang destroying itself, but not you.
Yes, I did.
But you never time travelled after that, just assumed that you did.
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #74 on: December 24, 2012, 05:28:29 pm »

Make +2 bonus permanent by altering the course of time!
If I get to the present, congratulate Robama.

Where did he/it come from, anyways?
Zanzetzuken replaced the president with a robot

Delete scelly
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