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Geen

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #225 on: January 06, 2013, 06:53:38 pm »

Curse my incompetence, then shoot my meatshield and run into the mob of zombies screaming and shooting.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #226 on: January 06, 2013, 07:39:10 pm »

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Approach both zombie Dirgs, then lead them to blue spawner and hack their genetic code in.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2013, 07:47:40 pm by Dirg »
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #227 on: January 06, 2013, 07:48:09 pm »

Keep on chainsawing zombies, skillfully dodging any explosives from REDs, including the REDs themselves.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #228 on: January 06, 2013, 08:21:44 pm »

boost spawner
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #229 on: January 07, 2013, 01:58:22 am »

Use sattelite lazor. IMMA FIRING MAH LAZOR!!!! BWAAAARGH!!!!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #230 on: January 07, 2013, 09:54:24 am »

Respawn and kill zombies.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #231 on: January 07, 2013, 10:31:46 am »

Continue firing bazooka at blues
« Last Edit: January 07, 2013, 12:01:33 pm by miauw62 »
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #232 on: January 08, 2013, 05:41:03 pm »

Turn 12
      303REDSv72BLUESv30ZEDS

Onyxjew makes a mont python reference! (2) he can't find a holy hand grenade anywhere. Also still insane.
Corai arrests Dirg! (6) he arrests Dig and drags him off the battlefield. Pity he underestimated the amount of paperwork he'd have to fill in.
Misko carries on suicide-bombing! (6) he gets a massive missile, and runs at the zeds. He kills himself, eight zeds, Sambojin, and another red fighting the zombies.
Doomblade nades the blues! (2) ERROR- NO MORE GRENADES IN INVENTORY.
Tomio wants a bacon tank! (6) he gets a massive assault tank made of bacon. Not-holy bacon.
Komra makes a thingum-a-jig! (5) added to inventory.
GWG turns down Ubercharge! (6) MAOR POWWAR!!!!!!! The medigun burns out.
Pufferfish fires at the bazooka! (2) no loaded shells in cannon.
Kingquest fixes the radio! (5) good as new.
Geen tries again! (6) he shoots his meatshield's ammo belt at point-blank range. The explosion kills both of them.
Dirg is being arrested! (1) One of Corai's forms requires an eyewitnesses beating up of the arrestee ((is that even a word?)). It hurts.
Sambojin dodges the explosion that just killed him! (3) only half of his body is torn apart.
Persus boosts the spawner! (5) +(1)0 clones.
Donuts watches the lazor collection! (1) he BWWAGGGHS himself to death.
Scapheap gets back in the fight! (5) he decapicates two zombies.
Miauw carries on firing! (2) he reloads.

BLUE REACTION! (6+1)

Blue 9 snipes at the radio operator! (4) he wounds Kingquest, damaging the radio.
Blue 1 carries on killing! (1) he shoots Persus.
Blue 6 goes for the 'zooka operator! (6) he shoots the bazooka, which explodes.
Blue tank 2 fires a HE round at the zombies! (5) It detonates at head height, killing three.
Blue 13 runs into the fray! (2) I lied.
Blue 14 kills zombies! (6) he massacres five before being bitten, then empties his last bullet into his own face.

ZOMBIES OMNOMNOMNOMNOM! (6) They Nom everyone near them, bringing them back up to 30
Zombies.

BLUE COMMAND COMPETENCE! (6-2) Er... How about a cease fire and gang up on the zombies?
RED COMMAND COMPETENCE! (6-1) sure, why not?

END TURN STATUS!
 290REDSv68BLUESv30ZEDS

CEASEFIRE WITH BLUES UNTIL ALL ZEDS KILLED.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #233 on: January 08, 2013, 05:45:14 pm »

Continue to boost spawner.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #234 on: January 08, 2013, 05:46:27 pm »

Must be the Quick-Fix.

Using the Quick-Fix's faster healing rate, heal some people...actually, see what the medigun does to zombies.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #235 on: January 08, 2013, 05:47:58 pm »

>0 Fire the Hwacha at ALL THE ZEDS!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #236 on: January 08, 2013, 05:49:04 pm »

Crucified the zombies
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #237 on: January 08, 2013, 06:16:50 pm »

WAIT. I WASN'T INSANE BEFORE?

HOLY HAND GRENADES!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #238 on: January 08, 2013, 06:20:12 pm »

WAIT. I WASN'T INSANE BEFORE?
Bonus insanity.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #239 on: January 08, 2013, 06:23:48 pm »

WAIT. I WASN'T INSANE BEFORE?
Bonus insanity.
Bonus dorfyness.

There, I fixed it for you.
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