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[GreatWyrmGold]

((a friend plays it, but other than that not at all. Ah, well. Just say its an AKA47 variant.))

((Hm. Well, I was imagining it like the medic's medigun. Basically, it works by magically healing people. I'll leave out the ubercharge.
Incidentally, I don't play it [much] either, I just read a lot of stuff about a lot of stuff.))

[Unholy_Pariah]

Find cover, exterminate nearby blues

[IronyOwl]

Hope for an enemy tank this time, then board and take one over if it appears.

[Gentlefish]

Aim for dense pockets of Blues launch some artillery at them

[misko27]

Dodge for cover, blind fire.

[TopHat]

Turn 3 of the assault on Gvatriz 3 ...
             493REDSv239BLUS.


Doomblade tries to be a sniper! (6) he spots a blue wearing a snazzy hat labeled 'da boss'. Boom. Headshot. Tip 1 of being a sniper: hide before shooting. As Doomblade finds out a nanosecond later as angry blue bullets tear him to bits.
Onyxjew wants daggers! (5) he finds half a dozen assorted daggers lying by his feet. Surprising he didn't see them earlier.
Scapheap wants to use his sword! (4) he charges the defense line, impaling a blue on the way. Only one ((unnamed)) redshirt follows him.
Turncoat Persus wants a tank! (5) he hops in a blue medium tank and heads to the front line. The first shot blows Onyxjew and two other reds to pieces.
GWG tries to free himself! (1) he gets even more entangled. So entangled that he suffocates.
Kingquest wants a bone spear! (4) he makes an ok spear and stabs a blue with it.
Unholy wants cover! (2) what cover? No cover round here.
Irony wants to steal a tank! (2) he runs to a blue tank, jumps onto it, but cannot bring himself to kill Persus, his old mate.
Pufferfish looks for a target! (1) that tank looks like a good target...
The shot smashes Irony's skull in, but fails to explode. Stupid dud.
Misko runs for cover, firing! (6) he runs into a bunker, shoots three of the Blues inside, but the recoil snaps his neck. Should have held the rifle properly.

BLUE RECTION: (6)
Blue 1 tries to shoot the guy running at him with a sword! (4) the shot deflects off the sword but hits the other advancing red instead.
Blue 2 calls for backup! (5) a blue tank squad is on the way (2 turns)
Blue 4 tries to kill that madman with the bone spear! (5) in an impressive display, he starts eating him, rips his leg off, and bludgeons him to death with it.
Blue 5 follows 1's lead and shoots at Scapheap! (2) his gun jams.
Blue 6 tries to fortify his position! (3) he sticks a bush in front of him for cover.
Blue 7 rushes Scapheap in close combat! (1) swords hurt. A lot.

Red high command reaction! (5) sensing the impending tanks, they call up some AT weapons!
Irony gets a rocket launcher! Everyone else gets AT-bombs!
(( the high command thing was just for this turn, due to the blue support. And the dead officer.))

END TURN STATUS:
        484REDSv233BLUS.

[misko27]

Find and Use a machine Gun, suppressive fire on the things that aren't tanks.

[IronyOwl]

Nail the undercarriage of Persus' tank with the rocket launcher! That way I can destroy/launch the tank without killing Persus.

[AKingsQuest]

Call in a air strike.

[Gentlefish]

Make my artillery mobile. Preferably with wheels. BUT I MUST HAVE MOBILITY

[ExKirby]

You know you had a good idea when someone else runs with it.

Run to the enemy spawn with some red spray paint!

[Unholy_Pariah]

Run to partially cleared bunker, kill every blue inside and claim it in the name of the intergalactic federation of moe

[Onyxjew944]

Find my daggers and stabbity stab some blues!

[Doomblade187]

Redeploy, grab artillery, and aim at blue bunkers.

[Dirg]

Surely am wizard and just don't know it yet! Practice magic on blues.