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rabidgam3r

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #510 on: February 09, 2013, 11:08:17 am »

Rip out green spine, attach rib to end of spine with sinew, charge into battle with my spine-spear.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #511 on: February 09, 2013, 05:35:43 pm »

Sorry for the delay, but I was halfway with the turn when it was eaten by the computer. Remind me to save next time.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #512 on: February 09, 2013, 05:40:12 pm »

No Problem *calls off the goons I hired to make Tophat write the turn*
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #513 on: February 09, 2013, 06:09:41 pm »

You could also try Google Drive or something, which saves automatically.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #514 on: February 12, 2013, 01:22:42 pm »

  THE RECLAIMATION OF SANTLOS I - TURN VI

  341REDS+13AFVS+39RESV239GRES+32AFVS

Scapheap builds a time machine! (6) he builds a time machine shaped like a blue police phone box that's bigger on the inside than the outside. The BBC takes him to court.
Komra recalibrates the turrets! (2) he has no idea how to do that.
GWG has a cunning plan! (5) two Greens explodate
Pufferfish uses his spine! (3) he finds it.
Fireiy tries to find the enemy artillery! (3) they appear to be somewhere behind the Green lines of defence.
Kingquest bluffs! (2) his radio set is pumped full of holes. Stupid MPs.
Persus orders a fighter-bomber! (1) unfortunately, the Green fighter bombers were practically wiped out last turn.
Corai tries to find the traitor! (3) nope. No idea where he could be.
HugoAI tries to eject the pilots! (6) lots of planes crash into each other or begin falling out of the skies. The High Commands on both sides notice and send in re-programming teams.
Onyxjew upgrades the spawner! (2) "I'm sorry, but you don't have the proper authorisation to do that."
Benjamaru recovers his BFS! (3) he half pulls it out whilst insulting Green 4's mother.
Misko wants explosives! (5) he gets some! Correction - he gets a lot.
Doomblade attacks from behind! (4) he shoots a Green in the back of his head.
Kingfisher defends the jeep! Against his own side! (1) a grenade blows up the jeep, with both him and Kingquest in it.
Donuts releases the tear gas! (3) it isn't very effective for some reason...
Tomio makes a request from the Gods of Bacon! (4) they give him a small glider made of bacon.
Rabidgam is in a fell mood! (3) he isn't strong enough to rip a spine out. So he settles for a thigh bone spear instead.
TopHat apologises! (3) sorry it's late.
Persus calls off his goons! (5) goons called off.
GWG has a suggestion! (3) maybe. I'll look it up.

GREEN REACTION! (6)
Green 4 fires his PIAT! (2) after all that, the PIAT was out of ammunition.
Green 6 again tries to get up! (2) nope. Still got a headache.
Green 9 fires on the resistance! (3) he wings a fighter.
Green 10 wants a better gun! (3) he gets another rifle.
Green 11 calls in a missile team! (2) I lied!
Green 12 rushes a tank! (4) he leaps onto the side of a Red tank.

RED ARMOUR! (2)
A tank fires! (6) it takes out a Green tank and three infantry, but the tank gun overheats, cooking off the magazine.
Another tank opens up on the infantry! (5) four Greenshirts are obliterated.

GREEN ARMOUR! (1)
The recently re-commandeered tank fires! (2) the new commander argues with the crew a bit.

BATTLE FOR THE SKIES! CONTINUED!
(2V4)
The Green airforce slowly, but surely, gains the upper hand.

THE FIRE SPREADS! (6)
FULLY A HALF OF THE FEILD IS ON FIRE NOW!

GUESS WHO ARE BACK! (5)
Blue vets. Resourcefulness roll! (6)
The 25 Blueshirt survivors from the first battle are here. And they have all got specialist weaponry. And I mean all of them. Not a single one still has the standard-issue rifle anymore.
(Sgt.) Blue 1 leads the charge! (2) he graciously decides to let someone else go first.
Blue 6 has a sub machine gun! (2) he misses.
Blue 9 snipes! (5) his beutifully modified sniper rifle barks and Corai and Misko fall to the ground.
Blue 13 has a grenade launcher! (5) a fragmentation grenade takes out three reds
Blue 16 has a flamethrower! (3) he scorches a bush.

END TURN STATUS!

  335REDS+12AFVS+39RESV229GRES+31AFVS+25BLUS
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

scapheap

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #515 on: February 12, 2013, 01:32:41 pm »

In court hey? Well there is only one thing I can do. "OBJECTION!" Get off scot free.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #516 on: February 12, 2013, 01:33:51 pm »

Yell "ONWARD!".
Glide to green tanks FROM A NEARBY HILL. Steal at least two of them, somehow.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #517 on: February 12, 2013, 01:58:02 pm »

USE POWER OF PURE RAGE TO EXPLODIFY GREEN 4 AND PROBABLY SOME OTHER GREENS TOO.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #518 on: February 12, 2013, 02:21:00 pm »

Learn necromancy, make skele-horse out of dead people, charge into battle.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #519 on: February 12, 2013, 02:22:27 pm »

Status: Tanks on high ground in center of engagement zone. Wildfire size insufficient

Action: F-F-Fire upon p-p-p-esticide and flamable materials silos of nearby farms. Organics will perish.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #520 on: February 12, 2013, 02:55:47 pm »

> Equip the resistance with bone gun sidearms to increase their combat effectiveness per soldier.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #521 on: February 12, 2013, 04:24:32 pm »

take control of a tank. Kill reds.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #522 on: February 12, 2013, 04:45:57 pm »

Use my bone-whip and whip the greens. Whip them good.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #523 on: February 12, 2013, 05:17:47 pm »

"I am fully charged!"

Use an Ubercharge on a Green vehicle, causing it to explode!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #524 on: February 12, 2013, 05:25:10 pm »

Respawn, then call in a squad of ninja assassins.
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