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Who wants me to make a map?

Yes please!
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A list of cities is fine.
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Why would we need a map?
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Screw maps!
- 1 (2.5%)
ARMS FOR THE ARM CHAIR!
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Author Topic: (Un)Holy Powers  (Read 26832 times)

LordBucket

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2012, 12:58:49 am »

Nothing MAGICAL yet. Humans exist, and are at that 'A wheel? That's cool' phase of development.

Ahh, I see. In that case:



I rise today, to bring light and warmth to the creatures of the firmament.

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Bdthemag

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2012, 01:02:35 am »

Strelic looks around the world before him, and it's somewhat...boring. This will all change in time though, but first he must show the humans his powers.

Look around the world for a human, preferably of a gambler of some sort to become my prophet. Bestow upon him the power of extreme luck, and to serve as a messenger in the mortal plane.
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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2012, 01:03:25 am »

Nikalas
God of Fear
Minor of Bravery and Abominations
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Jbg97

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2012, 01:05:07 am »

God
Major Domain: Chaos
Minor domain: Madness, Violence
of course you do.... of course you do.....
Oh go cry me a sphere of water.
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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2012, 01:07:00 am »

Man, just wheel?

I zap some smarts in the chief of a group of humies and plant my seed of worship in his head. They shall not fear death as he shall be My prophet and all who follow him shall rise again!

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2012, 01:08:52 am »

Find a crazy as hell guy, an angry as hell guy, and a chaotic as fuck guy. They shall be my prophets, each shall start a cult worshipping a different aspect of me.
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Rolepgeek

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #21 on: December 29, 2012, 01:09:56 am »

Anyone else want to post an action?

Lots of gods...this ought to be good. Or horrible as the inevitable war means humies are in the crossfire.

Oh, and for those of you who love hippies dirty tree-hugging bastards elves, you can make new races. That also happen to worship you alone, at the start at least.
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javierpwn

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2012, 01:11:34 am »

Look for a cult of people willing to spread deadly pestilence, while me making them immune
While infecting random mortals with disease
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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2012, 01:13:08 am »

Oh, and for those of you who love hippies dirty tree-hugging bastards elves, you can make new races. That also happen to worship you alone, at the start at least.
Oh? Oh. ohohohohohohohohohohoho this'll be good
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DF doesn't mold players into its image - DF merely selects those who were always ready for DF.
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The science of burning innocent children could be perfected into clockwork.
Quote from: Insanity X
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mcclay

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2012, 01:13:24 am »

Nikalas will walke among the villages of the mortals as a wise old man. He would ask every young man and warrior that he saw "Who is the bravest man in the world?" If they anwsered that it was themselves he would lead them into the woods and assial them with the greatest fears. If they found another person he would go to them and do the same. Those that returned with their mind intact he would make his prophets and tell them to spread the word of his religion.

Test humans, get prophets.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #25 on: December 29, 2012, 01:15:09 am »

Um. Wow. Eight new replies. And I didn't count the extant entries.

On the off chance that there's still room...
Draco, God of Justice (or something; let me knowif this is taken)
Major Sphere: Laws
Minor Spheres: Morality, Light
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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #26 on: December 29, 2012, 01:15:10 am »

I create the Shoggoth then. darker-than-black masses of writhing tentacles that lives only to please and worship Me.

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #27 on: December 29, 2012, 01:16:17 am »

Alrezer looks around for humans to screw with. Preferably somewhere cold, with good food.
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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #28 on: December 29, 2012, 01:18:21 am »

Who wants to make an holy alliance to fuck around with those humans. Cutting the chafe from the wheat and all that.
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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #29 on: December 29, 2012, 01:19:29 am »

My plan is to futiley moderate everyone else. I'll be the god no one else likes, but the humans wish you all would listen to. Sounds like fun!
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