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[javierpwn]

My other gift to mortals. Banks. Mahahahahaha.

The God of Madness gives you: HIGH INTEREST RATES

isnt that a good thing if you place your money in the bank?

[Jbg97]

My other gift to mortals. Banks. Mahahahahaha.

The God of Madness gives you: HIGH INTEREST RATES

isnt that a good thing if you place your money in the bank?

Talking about loans.

[javierpwn]

My other gift to mortals. Banks. Mahahahahaha.

The God of Madness gives you: HIGH INTEREST RATES

isnt that a good thing if you place your money in the bank?

Talking about loans.

exactly what this plague ridden world needs!!
Oh and
How are you making the world a better place for humans?

[Jbg97]

Well, I'm conquering everything. The humans are led by 20 champions of war who will never falter, and make great leaders. Once the world is human dominated, the humans can focus on enhancing their lives. Then, I'll create an afterlife, where all the great warriors can battle for eternity at their leisure, the clashing of their blade and the heat of battle will make this afterlife the new sun, just in case i have to kill Celestia for siding against me or other reasons, there will also be a second afterlife but this one is much calmer. It will house the great minds of the humans, the civilians who never really experienced greatness, and the families of the warriors in the first afterlife, the families can go to the other afterlife for a visit whenever they wish, this afterlife will be the moon. The great minds will come together and debate endlessly about the best course of action to improve humanity, and i shall heed their words. Then, we go into space. There, the Eladrin become covert ops specialists, Dragons will be heavy artillery (along with tanks and other such modern technologies), humans will be the main bulk of the army, and dwarves will be... dwarves. That is how i will make everything a better place for humanity, the other races can hitch a ride on the rape train.

[javierpwn]

Well, I'm conquering everything. The humans are led by 20 champions of war who will never falter, and make great leaders. Once the world is human dominated, the humans can focus on enhancing their lives. Then, I'll create an afterlife, where all the great warriors can battle for eternity at their leisure, the clashing of their blade and the heat of battle will make this afterlife the new sun, just in case i have to kill Celestia for siding against me or other reasons, there will also be a second afterlife but this one is much calmer. It will house the great minds of the humans, the civilians who never really experienced greatness, and the families of the warriors in the first afterlife, the families can go to the other afterlife for a visit whenever they wish, this afterlife will be the moon. The great minds will come together and debate endlessly about the best course of action to improve humanity, and i shall heed their words. Then, we go into space. There, the Eladrin become covert ops specialists, Dragons will be heavy artillery (along with tanks and other such modern technologies), humans will be the main bulk of the army, and dwarves will be... dwarves. That is how i will make everything a better place for humanity, the other races can hitch a ride on the rape train.

everything in there is good for the betterment of mankind, except the last bit
Which just makes you sound like a xenophobic  version ofHitler

[Jbg97]

Well, I'm conquering everything. The humans are led by 20 champions of war who will never falter, and make great leaders. Once the world is human dominated, the humans can focus on enhancing their lives. Then, I'll create an afterlife, where all the great warriors can battle for eternity at their leisure, the clashing of their blade and the heat of battle will make this afterlife the new sun, just in case i have to kill Celestia for siding against me or other reasons, there will also be a second afterlife but this one is much calmer. It will house the great minds of the humans, the civilians who never really experienced greatness, and the families of the warriors in the first afterlife, the families can go to the other afterlife for a visit whenever they wish, this afterlife will be the moon. The great minds will come together and debate endlessly about the best course of action to improve humanity, and i shall heed their words. Then, we go into space. There, the Eladrin become covert ops specialists, Dragons will be heavy artillery (along with tanks and other such modern technologies), humans will be the main bulk of the army, and dwarves will be... dwarves. That is how i will make everything a better place for humanity, the other races can hitch a ride on the rape train.

everything in there is good for the betterment of mankind, except the last bit
Which just makes you sound like a xenophobic  version ofHitler

Nah, xenophobic mecha space Hitler would've killed off the other races entirely. I'll keep them in small numbers, except the dwarves. The dwarves and humanity are bros.

[javierpwn]

What about carriers, when I grant them the ability to reproduce/convert other beings??

[Jbg97]

Concentration camps of course... to help them concentrate on serving the empire haha! (Meh, might just give them some and for themselves to dick around in, once we get into space they can get themselves some planets.)

[racnor]

First, I apologize for the avalanche of mistakes in my last post, may is stand as an eternal warning to those who would dare to post at eleven and rush.

Second, I heartily approve of this confederation of semi-sane deities, and repeat my offer to swap blessings.

Third, i shall conjure from ather the fundamental foundation of modern society: the end user license agreement.

[Jbg97]

Confederation? What confederation?

[racnor]

Celestia invited the gods of fear, life, justice, and luck to help/no murder her city. I'm kind of over-stating it.

[Jbg97]

Celestia invited the gods of fear, life, justice, and luck to help/no murder her city. I'm kind of over-stating it.

I on't like it. Probably gonna crush it later, though it depends on how they react to my reforms for the betterment of mankind.

[racnor]

Celestia invited the gods of fear, life, justice, and luck to help/no murder her city. I'm kind of over-stating it.

I on't like it. Probably gonna crush it later, though it depends on how they react to my reforms for the betterment of mankind.

Your reforms will actually be good for business from my perspective. Magic-stopping shields are appreciated more when the world is being driven insane by crazy angels.

[Jbg97]

I still haven't forgiven you for killing my prophet, dunno how business will be once i work out the proportionate retribution that is due.

[Inithis]

Hey, wait; the afterlife is my jurisdiction! (or will be, anyway.) You can't just go stealing it.