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AKingsQuest

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Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« on: January 02, 2013, 07:23:44 am »


Once upon a time, In a town to stupid to remember its own name, lived a man of great destiny.
his name was Johnny, and this is his story. May God help us all. -All knowing Announcer Dude



                                                         INSTRUCTIONS

This is a community choose your own adventure RTD. That means there will be one player character
that anyone can post actions for. At the start of every turn I will use dice to randomly select one of
the posted actions, and that will be what johnny dose that turn. Your wining roll will be in order of your
post. So if you are the second person to post a action after a turn, your wining roll will be 2. If you are
the third it will be 3, and on, and on. I have dice of every number up to 13, so every one who posts
a action can play. The only time that you will be skipped is if you post when I am writing a turn, because
I would need to re-roll, and rewrite every thing to get you in. Now, lets start.



Turn 0: You are johnny.

But what is your last name? If you tell me I will be your worst enemy! 

Harry Baldman

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2013, 07:29:26 am »

Worthington-Yevdepinski.
« Last Edit: January 02, 2013, 07:43:35 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2013, 07:31:39 am »

Depp.
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Quote from: NW_Kohaku
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2013, 07:40:28 am »

Rotten.
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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2013, 07:46:48 am »

Nutterdale.
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2013, 08:29:04 am »

Turn 1: Johnny Nutterdale

( Roll is a 4, Mictlantecuhtli wins! )

Nutterdale.

Nutterdale huh? That is a very fitting name for you. They say that everyone thinks in a different
color, what color do you think in? 

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2013, 08:34:13 am »

Bogus Blue
« Last Edit: January 02, 2013, 09:06:05 am by Donuts »
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2013, 08:54:40 am »

Potato.
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2013, 09:05:29 am »

Moronic Maroon.
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2013, 09:11:50 am »

Gregarious Green

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2013, 09:15:53 am »

Random colors
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2013, 09:33:58 am »

Other
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2013, 09:44:42 am »

Turn 2:

( Roll is a 1, Donuts wins! )

Bogus Blue

You think in Bogus Blue, man what a downer. Are you feeling depressed john? I
always thought ignorance was bliss, but I guess you are to stupid to know that.

You are siting on your couch, watching a marathon of Murder she Wrote. "Ohh,
misses Fletcher, you can solve my double murder suicide any time you want babe. Ya that's right,
question those suspects, tamper with that evidence, you know what I like."
When your stomach suddenly
starts growling. "Shit dude, I need to get some munches ASAP." You feel the need to fix this unrighteous situation.

WHAT DO YOU DO!

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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2013, 09:46:53 am »

Make sure to begin recording marathon on that VCR we still somehow have. Then quest to "friend's" house for munchables.
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Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2013, 10:04:37 am »

>Try to find old sandwich in couch.
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Quote from: NW_Kohaku
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.
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