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Vorthon

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #90 on: January 10, 2013, 04:14:56 pm »

Repent, and serve the Knight Tiger by smiting his enemies.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #91 on: January 10, 2013, 04:30:56 pm »

"Patrick, Spongebob, Lich needs your "help". He'll be your friend forevervif you help him"!
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #92 on: January 10, 2013, 05:31:42 pm »

Escape the inner planet/moat and battle and attack Knight Tiger.
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #93 on: January 10, 2013, 10:37:09 pm »

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
"Well, I thought I was done here, but apparently not. What form to take, what form, what form...
Take the form of a horrifying being that defies spacetime, logic, reason, and everything in general.
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Approach the lich.
H͘e͘y͟ b͏u̢d. ͡No̢r͘mál̡l̢y I̛'d k̀ill y͜ou, b͠ut͜ ͠for͜ ̕n͞o͢ẁ ̵w̕e sh̕ou҉l͝d te͘am up a͏nd͏ k҉ill̷ th͜is Wh̵i͝t̡č T̕i̵ge҉r Pr̵i͞nce ͡ǫr̷ ͞ẃh͏o͠ever͝. ͘Y̷o̡u͢ ́i̶n͠?
((In case you couldn't tell, my old self from YAFB 1 has possessed me.))
((Wait, I though you were STILL your old self...))
[5-1] "Oh, my. Hello there...Sure. Kill where now?"

Continue summoning Greek Heroes. Then kill Lich.
[1] You summon Loki. [4v2+3] The lich draws its massive blade made of souls and slices your head off. Lethally.

Absorb the bunnies. Painfully.
[1] You get strapped down by them again.

Corai. Necromancer swordsman. (amidoingitright)
Walk out from behind the Lich. "Something is not right here. My liege, shall I murder these intruders?"
"Yeah, go ahead."

Apollo and Zeus debate. [5v2] The party ends.

"BULLSHIT!"  SUMMON SATAN WITH HIS METAL BAND, RESURRECT PARTY WITH DARK GHOST SORCERY
[2] No such luck...

If I reset everything then why are we statues?
You set everything back to how it was when Spinal started his magnum opus.

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Reset your Cthulhu-ness.
Reset again just to be sure
Reset yet again.
Wait for a while then RESET.

[6] You reset yourself to how you were at the Big Bang.

Roar a dragon' call for war.
Cough!
[2] You cough. Ice cream splorches out.

Why I no on list?
And why hats not separate faction? :(
Both you and the hatlings are on the Villains list.

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pray to god of bats for my old body.
Send some hatlings to attack anyone attacking me or the Lich .

[6] You turn into a bat!

Repent, and serve the Knight Tiger by smiting his enemies.
[1v6] You perform an impromptu heroic sacrifice! The lich's tower is replaced with a huge crater. "Damn it..."

"Patrick, Spongebob, Lich needs your "help". He'll be your friend forevervif you help him"!
[5] You ploy works! They decide to bring in Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! And a couple other, more competent superheroes.

Escape the inner planet/moat and battle and attack Knight Tiger.
[3] You throw a ball of ice cream at Knight Tiger!

BOSS TURN:
Knight Tiger [1+2v1] creams Doomblade. Don't throw an icecreamball at someone in a giant exosuit who happens to hate you.
The heroes choose to attack the lich! [6] Amazingly, they managed to be effective! However, this draws the ire of the lich and the hatlings, [4+3,5] who manage to kill several. Specifically, the lich beheads Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, and Aquaman in one slice, while the Hatlings kill the Wasp, Ant-Man, and the Ten-Eyed Man, making my TV Tropes research nullified.

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Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Heroes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Villains (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Void (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Greek Heroes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Old Villains (click to show/hide)
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #94 on: January 10, 2013, 10:41:24 pm »

Respawn and join the old villains faction. Join the fight against the Lich's enemies.
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
One mustn't stare into the pathos, lest one become Pathos.

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #95 on: January 10, 2013, 10:41:30 pm »

Respawn. Rename Faction awesome mythological people. Ask Loki to join faction.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #96 on: January 10, 2013, 10:49:57 pm »

Rename faction Omnicidalists again
T̕h͡a̶t̡ ͏dud̛e ̛i̵n͢ the ̢t̡ig̸e̛r a͏r͜mor͟. You̴ g͏ò kìĺl͟ ḩi͞m, an̷d́ Ì'҉l ͢hel͝p ͢b͡y calli͡ng̨ s͜o̶m͢e̶ óf̷ ̧m̛y ̢b̨u̕d҉s.

Call Azathoth, Yog-Sothoth, and Nyarlathotep on conference call.
He͢y,̵ ̧guýs̕. Need́ so͟me hęlp̸ ͞h͝er̴é;̢ ͞I̵'m͠ ͘in̶ a͝ u͟nív͟ȩr̀s̀e͟ g͜eve͏rn͞ed by̛ di͡c͞ȩ ̸ro͏ll̴s. ̸
Yeáh̸, I͝'l̶l͟ ̴g̷i̕ve͡ ͝yo̵u҉ a̸ cu̢t͠ ̧ơf th҉e şo̧u͝l̢s. ̡
̴'Ka͝y̕.̛ ̀Jus̕t kil̡l t̴he͜ ̵g͠u̵y ̶in ͏th̶e t̛i̧g͝e͞r͡ ̢a͢rm̡or͠ fi̕r̵st͜,̢ ̶th͢en w͏e͟ ca̴n ̛com͡mm̡e̷nc͡e͞ ͞w̵ith̸ ̵t͞h̵e̸ s͠ch̶e̢d̀ul͜e̛d҉ d͘e҉moli̷t͜i͡on͝.͝

Drive the Eye of the Tiger or whatever he's called to having haemorrhages out of fear.
((Also, could you change my description from the fleet of ships to 'Everyone's favorite omnicidal maniac'?))
((Yeah, I was just a random space octopus.))
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #97 on: January 10, 2013, 11:12:02 pm »

CURSE YOU SATAN!  YOU USED TO BE COOL!
Raise more zombies, form army of Undead warriors!
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #98 on: January 10, 2013, 11:27:22 pm »

Assimilate parts of the room and use them to crush the bunnies
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #99 on: January 10, 2013, 11:37:00 pm »

respawn, I guess. MORE SMITING.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #100 on: January 11, 2013, 03:44:55 am »

Be a mature Cthulhu.

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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #101 on: January 11, 2013, 04:37:36 am »

Bite the lich in half.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #102 on: January 11, 2013, 05:15:32 am »

I SAID GOD OF HATS. I HATE YOU AUTO CORRECT!!!
Pray to god of HATS for better body.
Make hats separate faction.
Destroy auto-correct

((seriously, that thing has been plaguing me since life begins at death. It started the beavergoating business, if that means anything to you.))
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #103 on: January 11, 2013, 10:50:04 am »

"Go help the Lich more, my friends." Stay out of harm's way.
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Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS
« Reply #104 on: January 11, 2013, 11:17:00 am »

"The Lich again? Why can't you just erase yourself from time and space and be done with it. I can't be bothered with you while that traitorous furball still roams."

>GO ON A KILLING SPREE WITH MY SWORD ON THE KNIGHT TIGER'S SOLDIERS
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