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[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Jesus H. Christ, Anima, good luck. Get underground and do it fast, because you won't make it to the gate, even if it wasn't locked.

Dear Mother of Armok!!! You weren't joking! You spawn in the middle of a 4-way battle between a voidspawn army, a goblin army, a kobold raid, and Ambassador.

If it's not too crass of me, I'd like to nominate Urist's post here for the front page. It just sums up the ridiculousness of the situation I've left behind best.

I fear not the voidspawn, the goblin, the kobold, or the Ambassador.

For Terry is with me, and he is infinite.

There's also a Minotaur. I don't know if that changes anything.

[kefkakrazy]

Idort loaded up the save last night and said that the minotaur got his butt kicked by the voidspawn swordmaster, so I imagine it doesn't matter that much. Not in light of how much other crap is roaming that map.

Of course, now I'm even more concerned, because there's just one minotaur, but a voidspawn champion with no gear can solo him and there's TWO of them.

I haven't seen AMBASSADOR fight a voidspawn yet so I don't know how dangerous he is. My gut reaction is that AMBASSADOR is a bigger threat to our dwarves than the voidspawn raiders, just because the voidspawn don't have anything like the AMBASSADOR's poison mist special. He's also held his own pretty nicely in combat, so I'm genuinely not sure who would win between AMBASSADOR and a voidspawn champ.

Unfortunately, every time I've reclaimed, they've not gotten into a fight, so it basically comes out to "it doesn't matter which of them win, because the poor suckers on the reclaim party are the losers."

[Just Some Guy]

I would probably make a new fort by now close to the last one.

Of course, I'm still sane.

[Teh_Idort]

Of course, I'm still sane.

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[Lolfail0009]

Of course, I'm still sane.

Don't make me unleash MY voidspawn!

[Pitchblende]

I check this thread to find that everyone has died. GG everyone.

...I assume the dorfinator will be used for the reclaim?

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

I check this thread to find that everyone has died. GG everyone.

...I assume the dorfinator will be used for the reclaim?

You're also assuming that a reclaim is possible...

[kefkakrazy]

Sure a reclaim is possible. I was able to get five guys into the fort, mostly intact, on my second try.

[Blade Master Model 42]

So... We're just going to take turns attempting a reclaim?

[Orange Wizard]

CAN PEOPLE HERE STOP TRYING TO IMITATE ME AND/OR TERRY.

[AnimaRytak]

So... We're just going to take turns attempting a reclaim?

Nope.  Other's are trying it to see if they can manage it.

I shall be retaking the fort in an official capacity myself.

[SanDiego]

CAN PEOPLE HERE STOP TRYING TO IMITATE ME AND/OR TERRY.

We are not insanity made flesh. We are insanity made flesh over and over again, while kobolds, goblins and other nameless hororrs conspire against us.

[Yuli Vlasi]

CAN PEOPLE HERE STOP TRYING TO IMITATE ME AND/OR TERRY.

We are not insanity made flesh. We are insanity made flesh over and over again, while kobolds, goblins and other nameless hororrs conspire against us.

So we are Insanity... Reincarnate?

[SanDiego]

CAN PEOPLE HERE STOP TRYING TO IMITATE ME AND/OR TERRY.

We are not insanity made flesh. We are insanity made flesh over and over again, while kobolds, goblins and other nameless hororrs conspire against us.

So we are Insanity... Reincarnate?

And squared.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

I vote that we make a third Deathgate. If it ever becomes possible to attack murdermachines, we hit 'em then. Or be dorfy and ignore me