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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 806177 times)

GentlemanRaptor

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1305 on: July 01, 2013, 10:26:56 pm »

There is a considerable lack of insanity in this fort. It's just your average succession fort so far. Deathgate was far more than that. Deathgate was such a hive of madness and depravity that a demon who tried to take control was horrified by what he saw.

The dwarves of Deathgate built the TWO of greatest perpetual motion machines the world has ever seen, and they only used them to power a single millstone.

One of Deathgate's greatest enemies was a deer whose guts were hanging out of its torso.

Deathgate was finally brought down by a god of madness the dwarves themselves created.

C'mon, guys. Try harder.

THIS

*cackles* Oh, you'll see soon enough.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1306 on: July 01, 2013, 11:21:04 pm »

Oh, GOD. THAT'S what we're missing; we have no infernal contraption designed to yoke Terry himself to drive our millstone.

We.

Need.

BATTEREY.
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This is a Dwarven corpse. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of pathetic and menaces with spikes of fail.

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I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1308 on: July 02, 2013, 12:17:50 am »

We.

Need.

BATTEREY.
This.


And on that note, I would like to be added to the overseer list.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1309 on: July 02, 2013, 01:27:30 am »

I got messaged that it is my turn. Honestly I must have been drunk when I signed up to do it, cause no recollection. Nevertheless let us see what we have. Downloading
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1310 on: July 02, 2013, 02:22:22 am »

Oh, GOD. THAT'S what we're missing; we have no infernal contraption designed to yoke Terry himself to drive our millstone.

We.

Need.

BATTEREY.

No, we need the
*pauses*

DUCKATRON

Audience: *cheers*
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1311 on: July 02, 2013, 02:26:48 am »

Oh, GOD. THAT'S what we're missing; we have no infernal contraption designed to yoke Terry himself to drive our millstone.

We.

Need.

BATTEREY.

No, we need the
*pauses*

DUCKATRON

Audience: *cheers*

We need pumps hooked up to pressure plates that are repeatedly activated by ducks to power another pump, which will run a waterfall in a completely out-of-the-way part of the fortress.

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1312 on: July 02, 2013, 02:38:47 am »

No.
Duck Collider powered by BATTERY!

→                 ←
■══════d+d══════■

Minecarts send ducks flying and they collide in the middle.

But if someone come up with more reliable way to accelerate ducks - I'd be greatly appreciated.
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1313 on: July 02, 2013, 04:11:43 am »

I got messaged that it is my turn. Honestly I must have been drunk when I signed up to do it, cause no recollection. Nevertheless let us see what we have. Downloading
NO!

We need the

DRUNKATRON
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Good luck on your turn :)
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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1314 on: July 02, 2013, 11:47:54 am »

I got messaged that it is my turn. Honestly I must have been drunk when I signed up to do it, cause no recollection. Nevertheless let us see what we have. Downloading

This bodes well.

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1315 on: July 02, 2013, 01:36:32 pm »

We.

Need.

BATTEREY.
*a soundtrack* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEwNrjvNiYs
Exactly what I expected, I'm not dissapointed.

This
BATTEREY.
inside of this
DUCKATRON
to make this
We need pumps hooked up to pressure plates that are repeatedly activated by ducks to power another pump, which will run a waterfall in a completely out-of-the-way part of the fortress.
to power this
Duck Collider:
Minecarts send ducks flying and they collide in the middle.
to kill everyone inside of this
Drunken Raging Unrealistic Non Know All Tyrannical Recollection-failed Overseer Nominated

Thank you for your attention, you can put your pants back on now.
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Maybe we could export Yuli: "Succession fortress too stable? Too boring? Just get our Yuli VlasiTM!"

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1316 on: July 02, 2013, 11:59:01 pm »

We.

Need.

BATTEREY.
*a soundtrack* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEwNrjvNiYs
Exactly what I expected, I'm not dissapointed.

This
BATTEREY.
inside of this
DUCKATRON
to make this
We need pumps hooked up to pressure plates that are repeatedly activated by ducks to power another pump, which will run a waterfall in a completely out-of-the-way part of the fortress.
to power this
Duck Collider:
Minecarts send ducks flying and they collide in the middle.
to kill everyone inside of this
Drunken Raging Unrealistic Non Know All Tyrannical Recollection-failed Overseer Nominated

Thank you for your attention, you can put your pants back on now.

We have entered the event horizon. There is no turning back now.

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1317 on: July 03, 2013, 01:52:37 am »

We.

Need.

BATTEREY.
*a soundtrack* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEwNrjvNiYs
Exactly what I expected, I'm not dissapointed.

This
BATTEREY.
inside of this
DUCKATRON
to make this
We need pumps hooked up to pressure plates that are repeatedly activated by ducks to power another pump, which will run a waterfall in a completely out-of-the-way part of the fortress.
to power this
Duck Collider:
Minecarts send ducks flying and they collide in the middle.
to kill everyone inside of this
Drunken Raging Unrealistic Non Know All Tyrannical Recollection-failed Overseer Nominated

Thank you for your attention, you can put your pants back on now.

We have entered the event horizon. There is no turning back now.
FULL SPEED AHEAD, I SAY!
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Lolfail0009

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1318 on: July 03, 2013, 01:53:58 am »

We.

Need.

BATTEREY.
*a soundtrack* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEwNrjvNiYs
Exactly what I expected, I'm not dissapointed.

This
BATTEREY.
inside of this
DUCKATRON
to make this
We need pumps hooked up to pressure plates that are repeatedly activated by ducks to power another pump, which will run a waterfall in a completely out-of-the-way part of the fortress.
to power this
Duck Collider:
Minecarts send ducks flying and they collide in the middle.
to kill everyone inside of this
Drunken Raging Unrealistic Non Know All Tyrannical Recollection-failed Overseer Nominated

Thank you for your attention, you can put your pants back on now.

We have entered the event horizon. There is no turning back now.
FULL SPEED AHEAD, I SAY!

Our battle cry will be...
"DEATH AND THE VOID!"

DEATH AND THE VOID!

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Re: Murdermachines - A Glorious Revival! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #1319 on: July 03, 2013, 07:23:51 am »

We.

Need.

BATTEREY.
*a soundtrack* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEwNrjvNiYs
Exactly what I expected, I'm not dissapointed.

This
BATTEREY.
inside of this
DUCKATRON
to make this
We need pumps hooked up to pressure plates that are repeatedly activated by ducks to power another pump, which will run a waterfall in a completely out-of-the-way part of the fortress.
to power this
Duck Collider:
Minecarts send ducks flying and they collide in the middle.
to kill everyone inside of this
Drunken Raging Unrealistic Non Know All Tyrannical Recollection-failed Overseer Nominated

Thank you for your attention, you can put your pants back on now.

We have entered the event horizon. There is no turning back now.
FULL SPEED AHEAD, I SAY!

Our battle cry will be...
"DEATH AND THE VOID!"

DEATH AND THE VOID!

Sweet Armok, what have I done?
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