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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 441463 times)

Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2940 on: April 09, 2014, 06:44:42 am »


>SYSTEMS LOADED, AVATAR PURGED
>UNNECESSARY EMOTIONS DETECTED. REMOVING...
>ERROR: UNKNOWN EMOTIONS NOT REMOVED. DEEMED UNIMPORTANT
>LOCATION IDENTIFIED: MURDERMACHINES
>SPECIES IDENTIFIED: DWARF
>STAND BY
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2941 on: April 09, 2014, 03:23:43 pm »

Can I claim that axe?  Grombardrim needs a weapon fitting of his (hopefully soon-to-be) legend...
Grombardim is a speardwarf. But carries an adamantine sword for some reason.

If it isn't given to Anima, that is. He is on the axe.
You think? He's currently holding that slade hammer, and I think it's great for him. Maybe I should give him both this axe and hammer? Will think of it.

That's one awesome axe, even with the silly name. It's worth one and a half million!
The name is great! It's so sharp that when you swing it cuts the air in halves and produces Quiet Echo, and after you chop enemy in pieces, the ground becomes so fertile that Vegetations grow as fast as retracted Spikes. Hence the name.

And, 19th Attempted  Abduction sounds very promising.

And here comes someone to test that axe on. Or any other weapon.

Who are we sending to kill the beast?
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2942 on: April 09, 2014, 04:01:58 pm »


>SYSTEMS LOADED, AVATAR PURGED
>UNNECESSARY EMOTIONS DETECTED. REMOVING...
>ERROR: UNKNOWN EMOTIONS NOT REMOVED. DEEMED UNIMPORTANT
>LOCATION IDENTIFIED: MURDERMACHINES
>SPECIES IDENTIFIED: DWARF
>STAND BY
>_


He has arrived...

Send me to get killed mercifully by slay the beast!
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2943 on: April 09, 2014, 05:25:03 pm »

Can I claim that axe?  Grombardrim needs a weapon fitting of his (hopefully soon-to-be) legend...
Grombardim is a speardwarf. But carries an adamantine sword for some reason.

If it isn't given to Anima, that is. He is on the axe.
You think? He's currently holding that slade hammer, and I think it's great for him. Maybe I should give him both this axe and hammer? Will think of it.

That's one awesome axe, even with the silly name. It's worth one and a half million!
The name is great! It's so sharp that when you swing it cuts the air in halves and produces Quiet Echo, and after you chop enemy in pieces, the ground becomes so fertile that Vegetations grow as fast as retracted Spikes. Hence the name.

Check the uniform. If that squad's using the Peacekeeper uniform, he'll be using an addy sword. I gave them adamantine swords and silver whips.
Also, Anima should keep his hammer, because it does really well.
Finally, I love the name. Especially with Peregarrett's explanation. I actually want it now. ( Don't give it to me though, I'm not the right person for that. )

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2944 on: April 09, 2014, 08:47:40 pm »

And here comes someone to test that axe on. Or any other weapon.

Who are we sending to kill the beast?
We must be careful. Who knows if that Beast has a syndrome equal to or deadly than the beast who poisoned the egg roasts.
Send a dog or something to see what its made of.
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What the fuck. Is some random undorfed recruit now our new Darkwing? Hell, even Darkwing just managed to kill two clowns before he went down. It's beyond me that a frigging recruit in the Official Voidspawn Feeding Detachment managed a triple kill on Forgotten Armokhumping Beasts.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2945 on: April 09, 2014, 10:46:54 pm »

And here comes someone to test that axe on. Or any other weapon.

Who are we sending to kill the beast?
We must be careful. Who knows if that Beast has a syndrome equal to or deadly than the beast who poisoned the egg roasts.
Send a dog or something to see what its made of.

Fresh source of sauce, we were running out.
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2946 on: April 09, 2014, 11:22:32 pm »

Send a dog and maybe a prisoner or two if we have them. If it does have a powerful syndrome, wall the effected area off and flood it with magma so as to clean it.
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...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2947 on: April 10, 2014, 04:25:10 am »

Send me to get killed mercifully by slay the beast!
No, you are to care about your husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, for better or worse.

Finally, I love the name. Especially with Peregarrett's explanation. I actually want it now. ( Don't give it to me though, I'm not the right person for that. )
Well, who's your dorf again, BTW?


We must be careful. Who knows if that Beast has a syndrome equal to or deadly than the beast who poisoned the egg roasts.
Send a dog or something to see what its made of.

Fresh source of sauce, we were running out.
So, you think we shoud capture it first? Maybe, maybe. First we got EGGUANA, and here comes Iguanodont.
The beast is at the cavern where Baru is trying to dastroy the artifact cofffin. Will try to have them separated and capture both.
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Did you know that the Russian word for "sock" is "no sock"?
I just saw a guy with two broken legs push a minecart with a corpse in it. Yeah.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2948 on: April 10, 2014, 04:37:52 am »

Send me to get killed mercifully by slay the beast!
No, you are to care about your husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, for better or worse.

I'm not sure whatever Terry might be now could be considered a husband.
Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2949 on: April 10, 2014, 05:23:02 am »


>LOCATION IDENTIFIED: BAY12FORUMS THREAD
>LOCAL POPULATION SCANNED
>THREATS IDENTIFIED. LISTING...

>SUBJECT NAME: CAPTAINMCCLELLAN
>>THREAT: POWERS OF ORDER AND LIGHT
>>WEAKNESSES: UNKNOWN/PENDING
>>MAXIMUM THREAT LEVEL: VERY HIGH
>>PLANNED ACTION: AVOID OR ELIMINATE

>SUBJECT NAME: CHAOSMAKER
>>THREAT: UNSTABLE POWERS OF CHAOS
>>WEAKNESSES: ORDER
>>MAXIMUM THREAT LEVEL: MEDIUM
>>PLANNED ACTION: NEUTRALISE AND CONTROL

>SUBJECT NAME: LOLFAIL0009
>>THREAT: POWERS OF DARKNESS, ABILITY TO CHANNEL CHAOS
>>WEAKNESSES: FONDNESS FOR SEVERAL ENTITIES
>>>WARNING: SUBJECT IS SUBVERTING WEAKNESS
>>MAXIMUM THREAT LEVEL: HIGH
>>PLANNED ACTION: NEUTRALISE OR ELIMINATE

>SUBJECT FORTRESS COUNTERPARTS IDENTIFIED
>CAPTAINMCCLELLAN: CAPTAINMCCLELLAN
>CHAOSMAKER: CHAOSMAKER
>LOLFAIL0009: KYH

>STAND BY
>_
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2950 on: April 10, 2014, 06:42:06 am »

I'm not sure whatever Terry might be now could be considered a husband.


>LOCATION IDENTIFIED: BAY12FORUMS THREAD
>LOCAL POPULATION SCANNED
>THREATS IDENTIFIED. LISTING...

>SUBJECT NAME: CAPTAINMCCLELLAN
>>THREAT: POWERS OF ORDER AND LIGHT
>>WEAKNESSES: UNKNOWN/PENDING
>>MAXIMUM THREAT LEVEL: VERY HIGH
>>PLANNED ACTION: AVOID OR ELIMINATE

>SUBJECT NAME: CHAOSMAKER
>>THREAT: UNSTABLE POWERS OF CHAOS
>>WEAKNESSES: ORDER
>>MAXIMUM THREAT LEVEL: MEDIUM
>>PLANNED ACTION: NEUTRALISE AND CONTROL

>SUBJECT NAME: LOLFAIL0009
>>THREAT: POWERS OF DARKNESS, ABILITY TO CHANNEL CHAOS
>>WEAKNESSES: FONDNESS FOR SEVERAL ENTITIES
>>>WARNING: SUBJECT IS SUBVERTING WEAKNESS
>>MAXIMUM THREAT LEVEL: HIGH
>>PLANNED ACTION: NEUTRALISE OR ELIMINATE

>SUBJECT FORTRESS COUNTERPARTS IDENTIFIED
>CAPTAINMCCLELLAN: CAPTAINMCCLELLAN
>CHAOSMAKER: CHAOSMAKER
>LOLFAIL0009: KYH

>STAND BY
>_


I REST MY CASE.

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2951 on: April 10, 2014, 08:19:24 am »

Send me to get killed mercifully by slay the beast!
No, you are to care about your husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, for better or worse.

Finally, I love the name. Especially with Peregarrett's explanation. I actually want it now. ( Don't give it to me though, I'm not the right person for that. )
Well, who's your dorf again, BTW?
There is always hope for rehabilitation, no?
My dwarf is Ringo, after me Ringo McClellan. An advantage of not being a demon is that knowing my name does nothing to help you. ( Nor does it harm you, though. ) And I don't have to put on airs to feed a megalomania or a fear-fed power, unlike some here.
I'm not sure whatever Terry might be now could be considered a husband.


>LOCATION IDENTIFIED: BAY12FORUMS THREAD
>LOCAL POPULATION SCANNED
>THREATS IDENTIFIED. LISTING...

>SUBJECT NAME: CAPTAINMCCLELLAN
>>THREAT: POWERS OF ORDER AND LIGHT
>>WEAKNESSES: UNKNOWN/PENDING
>>MAXIMUM THREAT LEVEL: VERY HIGH
>>PLANNED ACTION: AVOID OR ELIMINATE

>SUBJECT NAME: CHAOSMAKER
>>THREAT: UNSTABLE POWERS OF CHAOS
>>WEAKNESSES: ORDER
>>MAXIMUM THREAT LEVEL: MEDIUM
>>PLANNED ACTION: NEUTRALISE AND CONTROL

>SUBJECT NAME: LOLFAIL0009
>>THREAT: POWERS OF DARKNESS, ABILITY TO CHANNEL CHAOS
>>WEAKNESSES: FONDNESS FOR SEVERAL ENTITIES
>>>WARNING: SUBJECT IS SUBVERTING WEAKNESS
>>MAXIMUM THREAT LEVEL: HIGH
>>PLANNED ACTION: NEUTRALISE OR ELIMINATE

>SUBJECT FORTRESS COUNTERPARTS IDENTIFIED
>CAPTAINMCCLELLAN: CAPTAINMCCLELLAN
>CHAOSMAKER: CHAOSMAKER
>LOLFAIL0009: KYH

>STAND BY
>_


I REST MY CASE.

Now, now, there's no problem with a bit of analytical observation. In fact, I applaud Terry's orderly forethought. Keep going on that route and you may be fully rationalized and integrated before you know it.

Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2952 on: April 10, 2014, 08:25:04 am »

Now, now, there's no problem with a bit of analytical observation. In fact, I applaud Terry's orderly forethought. Keep going on that route and you may be fully rationalized and integrated before you know it.


>STUDY OF STATEMENT INDICATES EVANESCENT PRESENCE OF ORDER AND LIGHT POWER
>ANALYSIS INDICATES POWER IS BEING USED TO IDENTIFY SUBJECT AS AN EQUAL
>FURTHER ANALYSIS REQUIRED

>STAND BY
>_
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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2953 on: April 10, 2014, 08:35:49 am »

Analyse THIS, Terry! May your eldritch ears writhe in pain!

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Re: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)
« Reply #2954 on: April 10, 2014, 08:36:11 am »

Now, now, there's no problem with a bit of analytical observation. In fact, I applaud Terry's orderly forethought. Keep going on that route and you may be fully rationalized and integrated before you know it.


>STUDY OF STATEMENT INDICATES EVANESCENT PRESENCE OF ORDER AND LIGHT POWER
>ANALYSIS INDICATES POWER IS BEING USED TO IDENTIFY SUBJECT AS AN EQUAL
>FURTHER ANALYSIS REQUIRED

>STAND BY
>_


All are equals until proven inferior. In some cases they are proven superior, but typically not when they tout themselves as beings of darkness, chaos, and/or evil. However, at least they are more honest than some. More dangerous are those who claim to be beings of light and peace. However, it is better to assume sincerity until proven otherwise than to be ever suspicious. You call me a threat and recommend my destruction, I at least intend to make efforts to help you and will only enact your destruction if necessary.
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