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[AnimaRytak]

I seem to have derped.

[Lolfail0009]

If by derped you mean deaded, then only a tad. Also, your fatherson is dead, but there's a little girl running around the fort with your name and title.

[Lolfail0009]

Daily Update:

• The ducks were pitted against the demons. The ducks lost quite quickly.
• Put some peeps to rest.
• Kyh made an artifact hatch cover ((or was it a grate, I forget))
• Fuck all else happened until I leave for dinner and then come back to:
  
  A VILE FORCE OF DARKNESS HAS ARRIVED
• Voidspawn are here.

[TheSaberTooth]

If by derped you mean deaded, then only a tad. Also, your fatherson is dead, but there's a little girl running around the fort with your name and title.

I seem to have derped.

I totally didn't have a hand in your demise and err "reincarnation".

I regret nothing.

[TheFlame52]

I totally murdered Terry at the end of my turn. He can suck it.

I just noticed the update above, holy shit.

You just forced the abomination that haunted us for ages now to step into a room where it was to be stabbed to death, therefore freeing Talonis from the certain domestic violence and/or rape that was sure to be had between the two.

*starts slow clap*

Now, on the list of things that are not OK, that was really not OK.

[CaptainMcClellan]

My god.
It still lives.

...Anima?

ANIMA!?

ANIMA!?!??!?

[Lolfail0009]

Well, that happened.
We annihilated the Voidspawn with only two casualties.
Onto the next project.
We're gonna descend into Hell.
Aaaand out of time for today. Sorry guys, I'll have to continue tomorrow.

[AoshimaMichio]

My god.
It still lives.

Like every other eldritch abomination. It refuses to die.

[Lolfail0009]

Sorry for the short hiatus, I had University things to do in preparation for February.

Soon we will return to our regularly scheduled inability to fucKING DIE JESUS CHRIST JUST LET GO FORTRESS

[TheSaberTooth]

The fortress does not simply let go. It will bring as many people's computers down with it.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

I think this is relevant. Note the date.

Even after being mismanaged, invaded, scorched, driven to insanity, haunted, gutted, repopulated, invaded again, and scared shitless by a disembowled deer, this fortress is still going. It's like if a local vampire was chewing a clove of garlic and sipping holy water while sunbathing on the wooden roof of a church.

[Lolfail0009]

It's doing all that at 2 FPS, but it is doing that.

Will update when... SOMETHING happens.

[GentlemanRaptor]

Is this dead, now? Is the save finally gone? Wouldn't surprise me, really.

[Lolfail0009]

It doesn't. Move.

The Temporal:Spatial ratio is too far into the Spatial for there to be any Temporal progression.

The save's not dead but it's in a permanent coma.

[Dwarf4Explosives]

So, what we had to achieve in Deathgate with lava, we achieved in Murdermachines by sheer stubbornness at refusing to give up. I think we can count this as a success.

Did we invade hell before time froze?