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Author Topic: Murdermachines - Return of the VoidGod (Deathgate II)  (Read 777596 times)

kefkakrazy

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #750 on: April 10, 2013, 12:35:31 pm »

Interesting question; if Voidspawn Thralls are modded dwarves, are Thralls trapimmune?

Not like true Voidspawn aren't deadly enough to rip through us even if we do buzzsaw the thralls into paste. Man, and this was a small siege!

We have GOT to pull off the demon/void showdown. It's a must.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #751 on: April 10, 2013, 12:50:30 pm »

Oh, good, more specimens *ahem* I mean, I will do my best to put our wounded back together.

Now stop struggling, lest I accidentally amputate your head ahead of schedule.  That would wreak havoc on my calendar, you know.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #752 on: April 10, 2013, 04:10:40 pm »

I'm...I'm alive?

:D
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #753 on: April 10, 2013, 04:47:46 pm »

Well it appears as if I have been slaughtered by the merciless voidspawn.

I would like a reDorfing as: Oryx II
Custom Profession: The Mad God
Occupation: Military
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #754 on: April 10, 2013, 09:21:46 pm »

Aww, I deaded.
New dwarf!

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #755 on: April 10, 2013, 09:54:19 pm »

Redorf me as some crazy-nastyass-honey badger axedwarf recruit.

Onwards to Space Cat the III and his glorious death in battle!
Profession: Meatshield
Occupation:Military axedwarf.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #756 on: April 10, 2013, 10:52:26 pm »

In keeping with the fine tradition of Deathgate, Murdermachine's military is a fucking meatgrinder.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #757 on: April 10, 2013, 11:02:12 pm »

Dying in battle is glorious, but dying my first battle is just a little sad. Hopefully next one will go better.  8)
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #759 on: April 11, 2013, 01:33:09 am »

And puff lives on! His mighty whatever-he-wields will serve him well against the spawn.

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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #760 on: April 11, 2013, 02:48:43 am »

*Checks casualty list*

I'm alive?  IMPOSSIBLE!
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #761 on: April 11, 2013, 08:54:09 am »

Ouch, Dappercat caught in the action again. But the most important thing: is his guineahen alive?
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #762 on: April 11, 2013, 10:56:49 am »

Derf me please.
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #763 on: April 11, 2013, 02:55:46 pm »

Turned out that Thorkild is still alive. I've updated the dorfinator accordingly.

Now, for updates:
Limestone 2, 225

"Dwarves in, Voidspawn out!" Some random injured soldier could be heard from outside.
The voidspawn squad leader, along with two terrified thralls (thralls can be terrified?), are now heading away from the rum-soaked grounds of Murdermachines into the wilderness beyond.
You can be happy now, dwarves. A lot of voidspawn corpses are lying on the trapway. Masons, all those active "Place Item in Tomb" jobs are a good sign. A sign that your skills will last slightly longer before rusting into nothing. Same for you, the Mad Fool, Medkit and your team. All those injured dwarves we've got here will prevent your doctor skills from rusting.
Time to remove the civilian alert and expand our Crypt by a little.

Limestone 5, 225
WTF? What do you want from us Terry?

That remove constructions bug is freakin' hilarious.

Well, guess it's time to reconstruct the military.
I've got two new marksdwarves for the marksdwarf squad.
A huge shame I've had to disband the Treaties of Spirit (?) which had only 3 living vessels.
I've put the 3 with the Geared Apexes, the primarily-axedwarf melee squad.
I've changed the squad schedule according to the vessel loss so that they actually train.

Limestone 25, 225
Nothing special has happened recently.
Malach is currently making some masterful engravings at the Arena.
Jables and Ulborb are currently mining out my secret project, which will only be revealed to the next overseer when I'll pass the torch to them.
I've ordered a traction bench for a military vessel with a broken bone.
The caged voidspawn has been moved to the prisoner stockpile, Soon I'll move the cage to the arena once it's engraved.

Here are some masterful engraving by Malach, that all the Voidspawn and Hellspawn will get to see once it's the time to fight:




Sadly, nothing related to the recent voidspawn invasions.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2013, 01:29:57 am by Chimpanzee »
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Re: Murdermachines - Invasion of the Body Snatchers! (Deathgate II)
« Reply #764 on: April 12, 2013, 08:08:22 am »

"Derm II" Archanvil?
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We've found the creator of Anvil of Anvils...
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